The real problem is that those 30,000 babies that show up at the pearly gates are only half babies.
uwishufish
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The 'issue' of masturbation. (not a rude thread lol)
by KW13 inforgive me for being nieve here... .
the watchtowers reasons for masturbation are wrong?
they say that god punished some guy cos his sperm was wasted..not entirely true but lets run with that for a second.
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'Time', not a constant in the Universe!
by Outaservice inwhen i was a good ole jw, going out in service, counting my 'time', i noticed something strange.. i could drive to one side of the county, make a back-call, and then drive clear through town as slow as i could and then out of town to the other side of the county to make another back-call.
the total time it took to do this was about 6 minutes.. if i was not out in service and was trying to rush, say to a movie, it took at least 45 minutes to get through town alone!
what causes this phenomenon?.
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uwishufish
Someone needs to come with a mathmatical formula to explain this.
The following is a shot at this.
r= Field service hrs reported
d=Hrs spent drinking
f=Hrs spent fornicating
m=Actual min in field service
gp=good + publisher
n = >10
r - (d + f ) = m where n x r =gp
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Getting to college
by LtCmd.Lore infor all you people who were raised witnesses, and yet got to college without parental help, i want your story.. i'm in just that situation and i need ideas.
plus it will probably be interesting too.
so, please, commence with the stories...
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uwishufish
My brother and I droped out of school 9th and 11th grade respectivly. Both of us got our GEDs and moved forward from there. In high school I was lucky to pass witt a D-. College was different I graduated Cum laude. My first semester I made the Dean's list. (good grades) From then on it was a free ride all inclusive even some pocket change.
Moral of the story: Get good grades (As) and the school will want to keep you on board.
Other advice: Get to know your financial advisor personaly. They will make you aware of other perks. They are the people who chose who the $ go to. Something else get to be friends with your professors. During your senior yr take a fun class. I.E. My fun class was Biome Analysis 433E. The class was a trip to the Fla. Keys for a week. ( rode scooters and snorkled) Class requirements: Show Up = A
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Emergency-local need on apostasy
by sspo intonight i happened to be at the service meeting and the p.o.
gave a talk on apostasy.
there was not even a slot for local needs but they got rid of one part to give the talk on how the congr.
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uwishufish
A 15 min infomercial at the SM.
How many went home and googled x-jw or something else meaningful?
Uwuf
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Paying society a contribution
by The wanderer inpaying society a contribution
paying the society a contribution?
"what are you insane?".
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uwishufish
You ask for brain storming. Here goes!
1. If it's a film it should put in the public's view, pictures of their real estate holdings with $ value attached.
2. Show a JC in action.
3. Show some poor bastard dying in a hosp. bed for refusing blood.
4. Canid pictures of an excentric elder giving a talk.
5. Personal experencies of those that sold everything for 1975
6. Interview with a JW janitor cleaning wordly people's poop off a toilet and explaining how Jah has provided for them in their decision to forgo college.
7. Read excerpts from the elders secret book.
Uwuf
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Letter Writing Campaign. . .who's in?!?
by Pioneer Spit...oh, i mean Spirit injimwood and someone else suggested a letter writing campaign, bombarding the wts with letters old and new on any topic, complaint, issue and problem.
participation, dates and suggestions would be appreciated!
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uwishufish
Great Idea CC: LA TIMES
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Welcome Jehovah
by coolhandluke injehovah, .
oh how many times i've prayed to you and felt your scornful laugh from yonder skies, how you mock me and laugh at me.
my creation is for your amusement obviously, kinda like the celestial version of the sunday comics, only i appear in technicolor everyday for you.
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uwishufish
Your writing is very very good!!! It operates on many levels.
Thanks Again This was a great read.
Uwuf
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Has Anyone Moved To Start A New Life
by uwishufish in.
i have plans to try to move to a new place( a long ways away) and do a career change among other things.. has anyone here ever made such changes and what advice do any of you have to offer that would be helpful?.
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uwishufish
The replies are great. The ideas are awsom!
I've ordered a relocation pkg via internet.
In the process of simplifing ( selling stuff that weighs me down)
And wondering wh other lose ends will present themselves.
Uwuf
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Has Anyone Moved To Start A New Life
by uwishufish in.
i have plans to try to move to a new place( a long ways away) and do a career change among other things.. has anyone here ever made such changes and what advice do any of you have to offer that would be helpful?.
uwishufish
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uwishufish
Thanks very enlightening. What are the ramifications if what I trying to leave (run from) Doesn't follow?
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Has Anyone Moved To Start A New Life
by uwishufish in.
i have plans to try to move to a new place( a long ways away) and do a career change among other things.. has anyone here ever made such changes and what advice do any of you have to offer that would be helpful?.
uwishufish
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uwishufish
I have plans to try to move to a new place( a long ways away) and do a career change among other things.
Has anyone here ever made such changes and what advice do any of you have to offer that would be helpful?
Uwishufish