Posts by earthtone

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I f**king hate igorant azz people!

by earthtone in

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excuse the language but people in general really piss me off.

my day started off good.

there was no traffic, so i would finally get to work on time this week.

earthtone

Excuse the language but people in general really piss me off. My day started off good. There was no traffic, so I would finally get to work on time this week. Now I'm driving on aa mini expressway with a 45mph speed limit but most of the cars were doing 60. It's all good, we are really moving. I turn my right signal on to switch lanes and upon moving over this crazy azz driver speeds up and is riding my tail. I would have sped up to just to get him off me, but there was another car in front of me and on my left side. We (other cars) are doing 60, but Mister GoGo speed racer wants to do 80! He flashes his lights at me, so I blow my horn at him. Then he goes over two lanes to the left and then jumps in front of me and BRAKES! What an azzhole! He nearly hit the car in front of me and I almost hit him. All the while he's yelling cursing at me and giving me the finger. WTF! Why people gotta be like that. It just messed my whole mood up today.

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September 2006 Kingdom Ministry! MAJOR issue!

by under_believer in

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the september, 2006 km is one of the most special and significant publications the society has released in a long, long time.

well i'll tell you.. exhibit a: on page 1, the official announcement about the bethel layoffs.

hint: it's all blamed on "improved technology.".

earthtone

I am so glad I saw this. My mom is coming in town tonight and I'm going to tell her to bring her sept K M. So I can read this for myself!

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Vanity Plate Game

by Carmel in

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okay all you that have the opportunity to express yourselves on your licence plates.... it's time to re-new my pickup registration.

i can do one of several options from just buying new stickers for two years or i can get new plates with any combination of six figures.

it can be all letters, all numbers or any combination thereof.

earthtone

I like Richie's too! That's perfect!

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"its been said...As It Were..."

by xjwms in

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thats funny.

everything ended in "as it were".

where i used to attend.

earthtone

After reading a scripture.... This helps us to appreciate ( something or another)

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"its been said...As It Were..."

by xjwms in

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thats funny.

everything ended in "as it were".

where i used to attend.

earthtone

According to the scriptures......

Almost couldn't think of any, you guys had said all the good one.

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DEMONISTIC

by monkeyshine in

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is that even a word?

i tried to spell check it and nothing came up?

earthtone

We used the phrase Demonistic too and everybody but Jehovah's witness are according to my mother

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Reveal something interesting that we didn't know about you

by JH in

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ok, i'll start with myself.

i'm a nut job, hey i bet you never knew that !!!

earthtone

Scared of open water..

Claustophobic...

I have PCOS..

Married twice... still didn't get it right though

I'm a big cry baby around that time of the month...

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"it's been said....."

by bonnzo in

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an elder in my hall prefixes his sentences with this phrase: "its been said...", usually followed by some ridiculous bullshit; an example: "it's been said that mans greatest accomplishment has been the worldwide preaching work".

i guess all scientific and medical advances are secondary.

anyway, his last one was this: "it's been said that by reading the awake magazine one can get the eqivalent to a college education.

earthtone

I heard the exact same thing, when I was younger! I really bought into it too. I could just kick myself. I remember them saying that in like a public talk or on the Theo School... I totally took it as gospel!

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