I think that would be something they could not do no matter what. It's one of their main attractions and selling points. But there always is another way. ???
monkeyshine
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Tithing
by dothemath inthe society has always been against tithing..........a stand they took from early times and which hasn't changed............ do you think they now wish they had incorporated tithing, with all the money they seem to be requiring.
(ex.- every year the donation options mentioned prominently in the watchtower).
tithing has obviously worked well for the mormons, what would happen if they now decided to include this "principle" today?.
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monkeyshine
Good post PPS. The music is still there though. Just not on the radio.
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Fantasizing about sex during the meetings/assemblies.
by alienagent inperhaps this is a topic that has been mentioned in older threads, but i would love to hear some thoughts on the matter.. i remember as a youth sitting through the loooong assembly progams bored out of my skull as the monotone speaker was saying something about the angels having a lust for women, or something like that.
it was not uncommon for me to drift off into a nice sexual fantasy, usually a more romantic one that would start with gentle foreplay and end in satin sheets in a candlelit bedroom ... nice.
this seemed to be a habit for many years, particularly before i got married and only got worse after divorce (sometimes i think i'm having a second adolesence).
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monkeyshine
Aurthur- Looks as if you are already in a bubble bath.
I can't seem to shake the idea of that is what Arthur really looks like. Everytime you post Arthur, I think that is who is posting. I picture a guy with a top hat sitting at his computer. It's stupid and off subject I know, but kinda funny.
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If people I knew at the hall knew we were talking about this thread---ooooooooohhhh! Denial I guess, on there part.
P.S. ----I gotta a 51 on your myspace test sparkplug.
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Hello! I'm new here
by exwitless ini'm new to posting to this forum.
my husband and i have been reading it for a few months.
we have finally written, sealed, and stamped our da letter, and it's ready to go directly to the post office.
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monkeyshine
Welcome exw
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Fantasizing about sex during the meetings/assemblies.
by alienagent inperhaps this is a topic that has been mentioned in older threads, but i would love to hear some thoughts on the matter.. i remember as a youth sitting through the loooong assembly progams bored out of my skull as the monotone speaker was saying something about the angels having a lust for women, or something like that.
it was not uncommon for me to drift off into a nice sexual fantasy, usually a more romantic one that would start with gentle foreplay and end in satin sheets in a candlelit bedroom ... nice.
this seemed to be a habit for many years, particularly before i got married and only got worse after divorce (sometimes i think i'm having a second adolesence).
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monkeyshine
The worst is when you "fantasize" a little to "hard" (if you know what I mean) and then the it's time to stand and sing! (monkey's trying to stay on subject)
Yes I still celebrate on the real day. The forum has my birthday as 9/11. I don't know why it says today.
Oh, and that story is messed up SP. I'll make sure I'm never in a old folks home, that's for sure.!
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Fantasizing about sex during the meetings/assemblies.
by alienagent inperhaps this is a topic that has been mentioned in older threads, but i would love to hear some thoughts on the matter.. i remember as a youth sitting through the loooong assembly progams bored out of my skull as the monotone speaker was saying something about the angels having a lust for women, or something like that.
it was not uncommon for me to drift off into a nice sexual fantasy, usually a more romantic one that would start with gentle foreplay and end in satin sheets in a candlelit bedroom ... nice.
this seemed to be a habit for many years, particularly before i got married and only got worse after divorce (sometimes i think i'm having a second adolesence).
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monkeyshine
Monkeyshine! Is it your Birthday?
No it's 9/11. But thank you just the same.
So next time I say.."I am so depressed..." You all will know how to cheer me up! Not so much just those two. lol
We'll remember that!--lol
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Fantasizing about sex during the meetings/assemblies.
by alienagent inperhaps this is a topic that has been mentioned in older threads, but i would love to hear some thoughts on the matter.. i remember as a youth sitting through the loooong assembly progams bored out of my skull as the monotone speaker was saying something about the angels having a lust for women, or something like that.
it was not uncommon for me to drift off into a nice sexual fantasy, usually a more romantic one that would start with gentle foreplay and end in satin sheets in a candlelit bedroom ... nice.
this seemed to be a habit for many years, particularly before i got married and only got worse after divorce (sometimes i think i'm having a second adolesence).
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monkeyshine
Who hasn't? Only thing is, it sometimes gets weird depending on who is in attendance!
NICE POST SparkPlug.
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How many years since you left the wts?
by fullofdoubtnow in.
we had a thread yesterday about how many years we spent in the wts, so let's total up how many years it is since we lef or, if you are fading, since you last attended a meeting.. it's just over a year since i last went, and almost 7 since my bf last went, so our total is 8 years.. feel free to add your years out.
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monkeyshine
Thousands!
Oh wait, sorry, I thought that said "How many tears...
O.K. 12 then.
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What's the best Martial Art to take up??
by dorayakii in.
i'm thinkinf of taking up kendo...... but lots of people have been advising karate, taekwondo, jujitsu, judo and aikido to me.... does anyone on this board do any of the oriental martial arts?
any suggestions on the benefits and disadvantages of the martial arts?
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monkeyshine
If it's straight up street fight, bar fight, ass kicking you want, then Brazilian Jiu Jitsu.
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monkeyshine
Kill Bill 2 was a classic. They made it just like those old school karate movies I used to miss on Sat. mornings because of field service.
The best part---"Bitch, you don't have a future."