Posts by monkeyshine

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YORRW congregation - 'The Report'

by yaddayadda in

anyone read the report book on this website: .

http://www.livingwatersforum.com/bcommentary/index.php .

yadda

monkeyshine

I think I'm going to start my own religion. Seems easy enough. I'll just take what I learned at the hall and switch it up a bit. Then I'll bash the hell out of them for those few minor things I changed. Oh yes, most important, I'll be the Messiah!

I think in my religion watching football and drinking beer will be the KEY to salvation. A little wine is good for the blood will be OUR slogan. Oh yeah, "free love!" is OUR cry. It'll be like the 60's.

Yep, I think I can get used to that.

p.s. Read this very fast---There will be a $99 initial start up fee and a $75 per month charge. Your wife and/or girlfriend will be signed over to the Messiah--no sign no wine. God Bless!

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Bible Riddles-jokes (El Fluffo)

by monkeyshine in

jw
friends

i found this link to a few good bible jokes.

some are childish but funny nonetheless.

anyone have any good ones?.

monkeyshine

Don't quit your day job Moggy. Good one Legolas.

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Why do cows make such good Jehovah's Witnesses?

Because they are always out-standing in the field.

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O.K. here's one I made up as a kid that's pretty corny...But funny if you know the reference...

Which religion's followers have the nicest hair?

Jojoba Witnesses.

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Picture on book "You can live forever"

by Motema Bolingo in

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i remember that a few months ago, a member gave the reproduction of a publicity corresponding exactly to the picture of a nice swimming girl appearing in the "you can live forever ..." book.. this image is on my website (the first one on the page) :.

http://www.aggelia.be/subliminal4b.html.

would it be possible to put again this publicity on the forum ?.

monkeyshine

It is WAY better than those other sites. Still sketchy though.

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Bible Riddles-jokes (El Fluffo)

by monkeyshine in

jw
friends

i found this link to a few good bible jokes.

some are childish but funny nonetheless.

anyone have any good ones?.

monkeyshine

I found this link to a few good Bible jokes. Some are childish but funny nonetheless. Anyone have any good ones?

http://wilk4.com/humor/humorc16.htm

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A Riddle - Somthing Mentioned in Genesis, but God did not create it!

by VM44 in

here is a riddle.

i am thinking of something that god did not create, but is mentioned in the book of genesis and also throughout the bible.. what could it be?.

--vm44.

monkeyshine

I see your point VM. I gotta funny riddle if you want to hear it...

Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?

Pharohs daughter...she went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little Prophet.

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A Riddle - Somthing Mentioned in Genesis, but God did not create it!

by VM44 in

here is a riddle.

i am thinking of something that god did not create, but is mentioned in the book of genesis and also throughout the bible.. what could it be?.

--vm44.

monkeyshine

Sorry VM44 but I have to say that was kind of weak. If it is money, then it could have been any man made object in Genesis. Usually a riddle has one answer. Along with the other ideas mentioned so far (evil, God , etc.) and all the man made objects (graves, clothes, etc.) you're looking at about 25-30 correct answers.

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Ever know of a great family movie, the Witnesses found demons or evil in?

by free2beme in

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i remember growing up, the witness children were often ones that were left to see all those g rated movies from disney.

yet even those at time, while accepted by just about every religion out there, were considered demonic.

for example, the following movies were said to show witchcraft and in or congregation we were encouraged to discard them and not own copies of them; sleeping beauty, snow white, the little mermaid, bed knobs and broomsticks, and fantasia.

monkeyshine

Also Pinocchio (magic)

Alice in Wonderland (I still don't know because I have still not seen it yet)

Beauty and the Beast (magic)

The Sword and the Stone (magic)

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Ever know of a great family movie, the Witnesses found demons or evil in?

by free2beme in

jw
friends

i remember growing up, the witness children were often ones that were left to see all those g rated movies from disney.

yet even those at time, while accepted by just about every religion out there, were considered demonic.

for example, the following movies were said to show witchcraft and in or congregation we were encouraged to discard them and not own copies of them; sleeping beauty, snow white, the little mermaid, bed knobs and broomsticks, and fantasia.