so how does that work?
a scabby pigeon sh*ts on my head and that is supposed to be good luck but it's friday 13th - do the two cancel each other out?
i suppose you would have to be susperstitious - i think i was just in the wrong place unless the bird took a dislike to me.
Solo, you're a Capricorn, aren't you? It's been rumored that Capricorns are in danger of being mistaken for a statue by pigeons because they stay in one place or position too long.
yes i am but that doesn't work for me because I don't believe in all that sign/stars stuff and also I was walking top speed to make it to work on time! The crafty flying pooper must have aimed well - I'm glad pigs don't fly!
today i was typing out thoughts on a thread and it struck me.
i have not seen my one sister in 20 years.
she has missed out on one of my children completely.
My brother has chosen to cut me and the rest of the family out of his life. I've really not seen anything of him since 1987. I have never met his children, he has never met my other brother's children and the cousins have never met.
I did see him briefly about 6 years ago at a funeral and was shocked at the person he had become. There was no life in him, last time I had seen him he was full of life and energy. Well not anymore, the cult has turned him into some sort of drone. I just listened to him waffling to my dad in some low monotonic voice and thought my god you are boring, don't you have a personality anymore.
Can't say I honestly miss him in my life though, he was such a interfering trouble maker, but it's a shame for the kids no to know their family and for my parents never to see their grandchildren.
so how does that work?
a scabby pigeon sh*ts on my head and that is supposed to be good luck but it's friday 13th - do the two cancel each other out?
i suppose you would have to be susperstitious - i think i was just in the wrong place unless the bird took a dislike to me.
So how does that work? A scabby pigeon sh*ts on my head and that is supposed to be good luck but it's Friday 13th - do the two cancel each other out? I suppose you would have to be susperstitious - I think I was just in the wrong place unless the bird took a dislike to me
i made myself 33 cents at 6:00 am this morning, taking a tinkle lmao!
ok, my bf got up at 6am.
he was getting his clothes, so i got up and went to the bathroom.
not exactly "spending a penny"!
I have just moved offices at work and every now and again I hear a click and the kettle starts boiling ? It never did that in the old office so I've asked Estates if my new office is haunted. I work in a very old school and there are all sorts of stories, not too sure about it all myself
Still, I would prefer being showered with cash to having water boiled at random
"need greaters" ugh!!
i hate that phrase and i always have.
we knew a jw couple who applied every year to bethel and giliad until the age cut-off (age 35 or 40?).
hospitality - as in, shall we provide the public speaker hospitality as no one else has offered. Oh, great, so not only do we have to spend all morning studying the watchtower, then the afternoon at the meeting but we also have to spend the rest of whats left of the day sitting still being well behaved listening to spiritually uplifting conversation (and there's another expression I hate!)
keep your eyes on the prize (thats the one neatly wrapped up in the WT which is actually an empty box)
serving where the need is greater - lets just move half a dozen time and completly f**k up your education
name few words or expressions a normal person can say, but not a jw.. when someone sneezes, you can't say bless ya !.
if you want to surprise a jw, you can't say boo !!!
http://www.prankcallsunlimited.com/pcu/booecho.mp3.
fancy a blow job?
did anyone attend meetings when they were on holiday?.
my parents used to find out where the local kingdom hall was and drag us along to the sunday meeting when we went on holidays.
did anyone else have to ensure this torture?.
Did anyone attend meetings when they were on holiday?
My parents used to find out where the local Kingdom Hall was and drag us along to the Sunday meeting when we went on holidays. Did anyone else have to ensure this torture?
They even went to the extremes of doing this when we went to Europe, so we would be at some Greek Kingdom Hall - could not understand one bl**dy word during the meeting or afterwards. My parents admitted that it was impossible to understand but the reason we were there was to experience Jehovah's presence!
i'd like to put a crisis of conscience book in their library.
here's a yucky trick somone else had played:
we arrived at the KH for field service one morning and as we walked up the steps, there was this huge sanitary towel lying there, I just couldn't believe my eyes. This sister was talking to my dad and as they approached it she picked it up, carried on talking like it was the most natural thing in the world and didn't bat an eyelid! I've no idea what she did with it but it was pretty revolting.
it's been a little over a year for me.. about 15 months..
1987 - can't remember my last meeting, must have been dull.
next time I enter a KH will be for a funeral of a close family member, how depressing
a few days ago, i met an old lady that has a jw as neighbour.
she knows that jw couple since years, although she isn't a jw.
so, i asked that old lady, "do you still see that jw couple once in a while", hoping for some kind of juicy news..... so, my question is, "how can a person love to be a jw" when so many others just "hate" being in that religion?.
well I don't think my parents loved being jws this morning when they had to drag themselves from their nice warm cosy pit to go out harassing people, they seemed even more p*ssed off when I pointed out that while they had been doing their door knocking I was lying in bed watching cookery programmes, eating toast, drinking tea and reading the papers.
I have never heard them or any other jw say they love it. Maybe some do but they must have a screw loose or something. I hated every minute of it and it was a huge relief when I left - freedom!
