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  Hi everyone

  by BAAKO in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  just wanted to introduce myself to every one here i am ania's sister and have been visiting her for a few days.

  she has found some inner peace and solace in identifying with others.

  i must say it has opened my eye's somewhat!.

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  ania

  Hi everyone thanks for welcoming my sis here i took her back to CHCH today she flys back to Australia in the morning-said she will pop in on the board again!!! it was realy good to see her it's been a long time.cheers ania
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  Great news Re:violent abusive jw family

  by ania in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  i'm ecstatic have received great news regarding my father: 1) it seems the information that he had been approved as a caregiver for barnardos was actualy incorrect he has never worked for them (sorry for that mis-information) .

  however he had been working for cypf (newzealand children, young persons and their families service) and did have one boy in his care for more than a year.

  2) my post regarding the abuse he inflicted on myself and family here: (http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/7/120383/1.ashx) has been noted by the authorities and they now have a copy of this in thier records (under his name) .

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  ania

  I'm ecstatic have received great news regarding my father: 1) it seems the information that he had been approved as a caregiver for Barnardos was actualy incorrect he has never worked for them (sorry for that mis-information)

  however he had been working for CYPF (newzealand Children, Young Persons and Their Families Service) and did have one boy in his care for more than a year.

  2) My post regarding the abuse he inflicted on myself and family here: (http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/7/120383/1.ashx) has been noted by the authorities and they now have a copy of this in thier records (under his name)

  3) The young boy in his care ( who was questioned and responded confirming the abuse inflicted on himself also) has been removed from his custody.

  4) He will never be considered or assessed for a government supported child/youth service again.

  VICTORY!!!

  well for some anyway

  those of you who are working as activists against child abuse and for children KEEP DOING WHAT YOU ARE DOING because it does pay off
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  IRISH HUMOUR

  by ania in

  1. social
  2. humour

  some of these i didn't find very funny but i didn't omit them because i thought some1 else might like them subject: irish humour... paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an .

  >important.

  >meeting and couldn't find a parking place.. >.

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  ania

  Hey Dansk i just read that joke to my kids and my daughter (14) is still laughing her self silly 12 minutes later she's been in a teenage grump all day so thanks for that!
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  IRISH HUMOUR

  by ania in

  1. social
  2. humour

  some of these i didn't find very funny but i didn't omit them because i thought some1 else might like them subject: irish humour... paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an .

  >important.

  >meeting and couldn't find a parking place.. >.

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  ania

  Ha ha good one Y I Man
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  IRISH HUMOUR

  by ania in

  1. social
  2. humour

  some of these i didn't find very funny but i didn't omit them because i thought some1 else might like them subject: irish humour... paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an .

  >important.

  >meeting and couldn't find a parking place.. >.

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  ania

  ok ok one more...

  The next joke is a personal fav:

  The New Priest

  A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he couldn't stand still.
  He asked Father Murphy for some advice. Father Murphy replied, "When I'm
  worried about gettin' nervous on the pulpit, I take a wee bit o' whiskey.
  Just to calm my nerves."
  So the next Sunday he took the older priest's advice. Before the
  mass, he got nervous and took a drink. He then proceeded to talk up a
  storm. Upon return to his office after mass, he found the following note
  on his door:

  1. A few sips of whiskey. Not the whole bottle.
  2. There are 10 commandments, not 12.
  3. There are 12 disciples, not 10.
  4. Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.
  5. Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.
  6. We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.
  7. The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as
  Senior, Junior, and the Spook.
  8. David slew Goliath, he did not kick the shit out of him.
  9. When David was hit by a rock and knocked off his donkey, don't say
  "He was stoned off his ass."
  10. We do not refer to the cross as the Big T!
  11. When Jesus broke the bread at the Last Supper he said, "Take this
  and eat it, for it is my body"; he did not say, "Eat me."
  12. The Virgin Mary is not referred to as the, "Mary with the Cherry".
  13. The recommended grace before a meal is not: "Rub-A-dub-dub, thanks
  for the grub, yea God"
  14. Next Sunday there will be a taffy-pulling contest at St. Patrick's,
  not a patrick-pulling contest at St. Taffy's.
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  IRISH HUMOUR

  by ania in

  1. social
  2. humour

  some of these i didn't find very funny but i didn't omit them because i thought some1 else might like them subject: irish humour... paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an .

  >important.

  >meeting and couldn't find a parking place.. >.

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  ania

  Mrs. Pete Monaghan came into the newsroom to pay for her husband's
  obiturary. She was told by the kindly newsman that it was a dollar a word
  and he remembered Pete and wasn't it too bad about him passing away.

  She
  thanked him for his kind words and bemoaned the fact that she only had two
  dollars. But she wrote out the obituary, "Pete died."

  The newsman said he
  thought old Pete deserved more and he'd give her three more words at no
  charge. Mrs. Pete Monaghan thanked him and rewrote the obituary: "Pete
  died. Boat for sale"
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  IRISH HUMOUR

  by ania in

  1. social
  2. humour

  some of these i didn't find very funny but i didn't omit them because i thought some1 else might like them subject: irish humour... paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an .

  >important.

  >meeting and couldn't find a parking place.. >.

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  ania

  Mike and his pregnant wife live on a farm in the distant rural regions.
  No running water, no electricity, etc. One night, Mikes' wife begins
  to deliver the baby. The local doctor is there in attendance. "What d'ya
  want me to do, Doctor?" "Hold the lantern, Mikey. Here it comes!" the
  doctor delivers the child and holds it up for the proud father to see.
  "Mike, you're the proud father of a fine strapping boy." "Saints be
  praised, I..." Before Mike can finish the Doctor interrupts, "Wait a
  minute. Hold the lantern, Mikey." Soon the doctor delivers the next
  child. "You've a full set now, Mikey. A beautiful baby daughter."
  "Thanks be to..." Again the Doctor cuts in, "Hold the lantern, Mikey,
  Hold the lantern!" Soon the Doctor delivers a third child. The doctor
  holds up the baby for Mike's inspection. "Doctor," asks Mike, "Do you
  think it's the light that's attracting them?"
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  IRISH HUMOUR

  by ania in

  1. social
  2. humour

  some of these i didn't find very funny but i didn't omit them because i thought some1 else might like them subject: irish humour... paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an .

  >important.

  >meeting and couldn't find a parking place.. >.

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  ania

  that was pretty funny good 1
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  English the official language

  by ania in

  1. social
  2. humour

  the european union(eu) has just announced an agreement whereby.

  > >english will be the official language of the eu rather than german,.

  > >as part of the negotiations, the british government conceded that.

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  ania

  The European Union(EU) has just announced an agreement whereby
  > >English will be the official language of the EU rather than German,
  > >which was the other possibility.
  > >
  > >As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that
  > >English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a
  > >5-year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".
  > >
  > >In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this
  > >will make the sivil servants jump with joy.
  > >
  > >The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
  > >konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
  > >
  > >There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
  > >troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words
  > >like fotograf 20% shorter.
  > >
  > >In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be
  > >expekted to reach the stage where more komplikat ed changes are possible.
  > >
  > >Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have
  > >always ben a deterent to akurate speling.
  > >
  > >Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the
  > >languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
  > >
  > >By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing
  > >"th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
  > >
  > >During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords
  > >kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl
  > >rite n styl.
  > >
  > >Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
  > >understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
  > >
  > >Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted
  > >in ze forst plas.
  > >
  > >If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl
  > >
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  IRISH HUMOUR

  by ania in

  1. social
  2. humour

  some of these i didn't find very funny but i didn't omit them because i thought some1 else might like them subject: irish humour... paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an .

  >important.

  >meeting and couldn't find a parking place.. >.

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  ania

  Some of these i didn't find very funny but i didn't omit them because i thought some1 else might like them Subject: Irish Humour.. Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an
  >important
  >meeting and couldn't find a parking place.
  >
  >Looking up to heaven he said, "Lord take pity on me. If you find me
  >a
  >parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life
  >and
  >give up me Irish Whiskey".
  >
  >Miraculously, a parking place appeared.
  >
  >Paddy looked up again and said, "Never mind, I found one."
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  >
  >Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man
  >he
  >meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?"
  >
  >The man said, "I do Father."
  >
  >The priest said, "Then stand over there against the wall."
  >
  >Then the priest asked the second man, "Do you want to got to
  >heaven?"
  >
  >"Certainly, Father," was the man's reply.
  >
  >"Then stand over there against the wall," said the priest.
  >
  >Then Father Murphy walked up to O'Toole and said, "Do you want to go
  >to
  >heaven?"
  >
  >O'Toole said, "No, I don't Father."
  >
  >The priest said, "I don't believe this. You mean to tell me that
  >when
  >you die you don't want to go to heaven?"
  >
  >O'Toole said, "Oh, when I die, yes. I thought you were getting a
  >group
  >together to go right now." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
  >
  >O'Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time
  >he'd been stealing the wood and selling it. At last his conscience
  >began
  >to bother him and he went to confession to repent.
  >
  >"Father, it's 15 years since my last confession, and I've been
  >stealing
  >wood from the lumber yard all those years," he told the priest.
  >
  >"I understand my son," says the priest. "Can you make a Novena?"
  >
  >O'Toole said, "Father, if you have the plans, I've got the lumber."
  > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
  >
  >Paddy was in New York. He was patiently waiting, and watching the
  >traffic cop on a busy street crossing. The cop stopped the flow of
  >traffic and shouted, "Okay pedestrians". Then he'd allow the traffic
  >to
  >pass. He'd done this several times, and Paddy still stood on the
  >sidewalk.
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  >After the cop had shouted "Pedestrians" for the tenth time, Paddy
  >went
  >over to him and said, "Is it not about time ye let the Catholics
  >across?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
  >
  >Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read
  >in
  >the obituary column that he had died. He quickly phoned his best
  >friend
  >Finney.
  >
  >"Did you see the paper?" asked Gallagher. "They say I died!!"
  >
  >"Yes, I saw it!" replied Finney. "Where are ye callin' from?"
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  >
  >An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for
  >speeding in Connecticut. The state trooper smells alcohol on the
  >priest's breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of
  >the
  >car. He says, "Sir, have you been drinking?"
  >
  >"Just water," says the priest.
  >
  >The trooper says, "Then why do I smell wine?"
  >
  >The priest looks at the bottle and says, "Good Lord! He's done it
  >again!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
  >
  >Walking into the bar, Mike said to Charlie the bartender, "Pour me a
  >stiff one - just had another fight with the little woman."
  >
  >"Oh yeah?" said Charlie "And how did this one end?"
  >
  >"When it was over," Mike replied, "she came to me on her hands and
  >knees."
  >
  >"Really," said Charles, "now that's a switch! What did she say?"
  >
  >She said, "Come out from under the bed, you little chicken s**t"
  >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~