OMG people! I was sitting here, typing to you all....... when suddenly there was a knock at the door!
*BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM*
I crouch to the floor like a soldier in Vietnam, hoping that no one is peering through the windows at me, so maybe I can get out of answering the door.
I run, still crouching, across my house to the bathroom and immediately start running a bath. I turn on the vent, look around for my radio, was disappointed that I forgot to return it to this room from the other room, and worked up the nerve to peer through the curtains to see who it was.
It was my sisters and cousins, on the stealth-bomber (golf cart - silent but deadly war machine). My elder uncle and my father were walking around the pond behind my house, about an acre away. Probably talking about me. These people aren't best friends, and never hang out.
I was surrounded by JWs, circling like sharks.
While in the tub, vent and water blaring loudly...I pondered a few things. One of which is this: I write an email to incriminate myself as a non-believer and an apostate to get them off of my back, and now I am furious because they are attempting an interception!!! The exact opposite has happened. I just wanted a little peace and I have them trying to stop me from committing "spiritual suicide".
The other thing I was thinking of was whether answering the door would be such a bad idea. I mean, if I would take a few shots of tequila, get naked (or rather, remain naked after leaving the tub), scratch 666 across my chest with a nail file - preferably with each outer 6 to circle each breast with the center 6 being a little lower than the other 2, throw on an offensive Halloween mask that I bought once as a gag but ended up offending my sensitive JW cousins, lighting a cigar to hold in my hand, blaring debasing music, and swinging the door open with a warm welcome, it would be a scream! But then, they would assume that I am insane and would try to "help" me, rather than DF me.
I know they won't come for me tomorrow, so my options are either to call, write, or ignore. I've been ignoring for long enough now, and it's time to bring out the big guns.
This is what I might do. I will, of course, show you all first to get an outside perspective as to whether or not it will do any good:
I spent SO MUCH TIME AND THOUGHT on that email to her. I mean, I really worked too hard and built up too much courage to write it. For it to just be disregarded so blatantly??????
What I should do is paste that same exact email into a reply to her. Then, I need to title the email "please reread". Then, I should go through it, find the pertinent points, highlight them, and hit send again.
What do you think?