What is it with the orgasms and oyster talk?????? JWs are so sexually starving!
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Pathetic Speakers
by Alpaca inthis is great.
i was suffering through an interminably long sunday p.m. public talk (we flip-flopped w/ the other cong--at least sunday a.m. was a little more tolerable because there was still some of the day left to do something).
the speaker was talking about "physical training being beneficial for a little" and how some exercise was necessary.
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Was this like Armageddon over Sydney yesterday?
by ozziepost inbeen off-air mopping up since last night.
the mother of all storms hit us and quite suddenly - one minute it was hot (as usual lately), the next all went dark and the most violent of thunderstorms hit us.
in a time of drought this was some reversal!
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Those are some gorgeous pictures! You took those?
What a beautiful city! Man, I was expecting to see a mud-covered porch, not a postcard!
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So what is it with women and closets?
by onacruse inso we're remodeling a bedroom in our house, and that includes me adding (at considerable expenditure of personal energy, i might add!
) a new shelving layout in the closet.. now, i ask kate what she thinks is best, and add a full shelf here, and a bank of multiple shelves there...and then, all of a sudden she starts going on and on about how much extra space she's going to have for all her "stuff" (guys, you know what i mean!
lol).
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Ok wait, you two are married.
Are you in seperate rooms on seperate computers doing this?
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So what is it with women and closets?
by onacruse inso we're remodeling a bedroom in our house, and that includes me adding (at considerable expenditure of personal energy, i might add!
) a new shelving layout in the closet.. now, i ask kate what she thinks is best, and add a full shelf here, and a bank of multiple shelves there...and then, all of a sudden she starts going on and on about how much extra space she's going to have for all her "stuff" (guys, you know what i mean!
lol).
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Schism
Oh you two are too cute!
I am stripping them because they were painted with a water base over an oil base. I'd just have new ones made, but there's almost 50 of these things!!! I am a starving artist here! LMAO, and yeah how'd you know I was cranky?!?!?!?! I have been trying to wrap my head around the scope of this task. But I have faith in me. That paneling I was talking about.....it was under a chair-railing throughout my living room. The livingroom isn't square. It's got all sorts of angles and juts or whatever you want to call them..... The livingroom is 500 sq ft. I pulled the panels off, and the nightmare began. The outlets.....around them.....holes in drywall cut in a manner never to be seen by human eyes. Not until Schism comes along and decides she hates paneling. I had to cut the drywal stud to stud. Then cut new drywall to fit. Then cut rectangles for the outlets to fit, then attach. 12 in all. Meticulous shitty thing to have to do. And lets not talk about the windows. Why would anyone put hideous decorative windows in an interior wall? So you can wave to people in the kitchen from the livingroom???? But the door connecting the two are 15 ft wide! Don't know. But whoever built this place did it. They were 4 ft by 16 inches. I peeled away cheap framing, then carefully dislodged whatever was holding these monsters in place. Cut to the studs, measured, added new drywall.
I feel like I am lying on a lounge chair in a shrink's office recalling the horrors of someone else's bad taste that I fixed, single-handedly, alone, with no guide book or man to teach me. A 19 year old girl, on a mission from ......god(?). I don't know why on earth I did a good job, but it worked. I still don't know how I know how to do things that I've never attempted before. Maybe I am reincarnated?
Don't worry Biker, I will leave him to render his dues to you!
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So what is it with women and closets?
by onacruse inso we're remodeling a bedroom in our house, and that includes me adding (at considerable expenditure of personal energy, i might add!
) a new shelving layout in the closet.. now, i ask kate what she thinks is best, and add a full shelf here, and a bank of multiple shelves there...and then, all of a sudden she starts going on and on about how much extra space she's going to have for all her "stuff" (guys, you know what i mean!
lol).
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Oh yeah, and I am now in the process of stripping........
My 48 kitchen cabinets that is...
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So what is it with women and closets?
by onacruse inso we're remodeling a bedroom in our house, and that includes me adding (at considerable expenditure of personal energy, i might add!
) a new shelving layout in the closet.. now, i ask kate what she thinks is best, and add a full shelf here, and a bank of multiple shelves there...and then, all of a sudden she starts going on and on about how much extra space she's going to have for all her "stuff" (guys, you know what i mean!
lol).
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Schism
LMAO!!
You people crack me up!!!!
I am proud of you girls and boys who are handy. I'm not saying "I am woman here me roar" or anything like that. I mean, I do like to sew. It's just that I have ripped out old paneling, installed drywall, tediously removed ugly windows, smoothed over compound, painted, sanded, spackled, replaced, torn out, drilled, sawed, measured, hammered, rewired, and figured out so many things around my house while my husband sits back with with jaw gaping at my abilities to do these things when he can't even use the screwdriver to hang a picture. He envies me, and I try to teach him how to do stuff, but he just doesn't like it and would rather me do it since I already know how.
And when people make comments like "oh, you're a pretty young girl, so I know you just love to shop" (yeah, those words exactly, and recently), it kinda pisses me off. Not that there's anything wrong with being a shopaholic or anything. Not cracking down on those who do. But if people wouldn't be so ready to generalize and stereotype, and be a little more objective, it would be cool. You know? I guess I kinda have to expect it though.
I'm not gonna lie.....I like to take long baths and pamper myself from time to time, but my husband does too!!! LOL His nickname around the house is princess. After watching me remodel the 1700 sq ft of home we own without having to lift a finger, yes he glad to accept the title of princess, indeed!
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Australian animals and the flood
by nvrgnbk inhow did the kangaroo, the koala bear, and the platypus get from noah's ark to australia?
how did any animals get to australia for that matter?i know that this has been considered before but i just love asking jws this question.. nvr.
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Schism
Theocratic Ministry school??
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So what is it with women and closets?
by onacruse inso we're remodeling a bedroom in our house, and that includes me adding (at considerable expenditure of personal energy, i might add!
) a new shelving layout in the closet.. now, i ask kate what she thinks is best, and add a full shelf here, and a bank of multiple shelves there...and then, all of a sudden she starts going on and on about how much extra space she's going to have for all her "stuff" (guys, you know what i mean!
lol).
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Schism
In defense of men, as well..... my husband doesn't own a garage and can't hammer a nail to save his life!!!! And he likes being that way just fine, because I will fix the closet when the time comes. Little, blonde, ditsy wifey. HURRAY FOR US!! We are both stereotyped, but we still love each other
On yet another note....
What is it with people who think girls are sugar and spice, while boys like snakes, snails, and puppydog tails? Edited to add: There's nothing wrong with being sugary, spicy, AND getting dirty!
Ok now I'm just being messy Carry on!
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Australian animals and the flood
by nvrgnbk inhow did the kangaroo, the koala bear, and the platypus get from noah's ark to australia?
how did any animals get to australia for that matter?i know that this has been considered before but i just love asking jws this question.. nvr.
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Schism
My dad was always so CERTAIN that they were "beamed up", like on Star Trek.
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Pathetic Speakers
by Alpaca inthis is great.
i was suffering through an interminably long sunday p.m. public talk (we flip-flopped w/ the other cong--at least sunday a.m. was a little more tolerable because there was still some of the day left to do something).
the speaker was talking about "physical training being beneficial for a little" and how some exercise was necessary.
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Schism
We've had a reader say "ORGASM" instead of organism as well.
The best one was when an elder was giving the Sunday talk and kept using the phrase "only serving Jehovah HALF-ASS"
He thought he was saying a slang for "haphazardly", like maybe, "haphaz". He really cried after the talk was over, when someone laughingly pointed out his obvious mistake to him. He really said half-ass throughout the talk, the WHOLE TALK! Over and over. "When Armageddon is here, you don't want to look back on your life and see that you have only served Jehovah half-ASS.......do you????"