Posts by found-my-way

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Worst flatulence experience? Here is mine... Can you top it?

by What-A-Coincidence in

i had been having bad gas for a few days...when i mean bad, i mean clear the room bad and call in hazmat, it was so bad my dog left the room crying.. anyway, i was at the mall and i had to let one go and a man passed by and he said, "dam, they must be repairing the sewage pipes.

" i said, yeah, huh.

i was having a bad day but i just had to laugh.

found-my-way

I wish I had that with me in my MIL's car, germanXJW!

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Worst flatulence experience? Here is mine... Can you top it?

by What-A-Coincidence in

i had been having bad gas for a few days...when i mean bad, i mean clear the room bad and call in hazmat, it was so bad my dog left the room crying.. anyway, i was at the mall and i had to let one go and a man passed by and he said, "dam, they must be repairing the sewage pipes.

" i said, yeah, huh.

i was having a bad day but i just had to laugh.

found-my-way

OK WAC,

just for you, I will go out on an embarassing limb, and share an embarassing story for all the folks here to read...just so you dont feel like you're the ONLY one who's ever had an attack of something just died inside your body and the stench is slowly leaking out and you are physically unable to keep it from escaping, the quieter the deadlier

I was in a car with my mother In Law, and we had turkey dinner (I believe, I dont remember exactly since this was a few years back), and she is driving me home (forget why) and just before she gets into the car, I thought it was safe to let a little puff escape that was bothering me, I did not think it was of the offensive type...I was WRONG....she gets in the car, and goes SILENT, we both dont speak for about 5 minutes while the smell is in the car! We both didnt say a word the entire time....once the smell had dissapated, she started talking again.

There, that's my embarassing moment.

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Worst flatulence experience? Here is mine... Can you top it?

by What-A-Coincidence in

i had been having bad gas for a few days...when i mean bad, i mean clear the room bad and call in hazmat, it was so bad my dog left the room crying.. anyway, i was at the mall and i had to let one go and a man passed by and he said, "dam, they must be repairing the sewage pipes.

" i said, yeah, huh.

i was having a bad day but i just had to laugh.

found-my-way

WAC, did it ever go away?

seriously bro, I think you need some acidophilus and maybe some probiotics to help put your system back in balance...either that or stay away from dairy!

oh, and if it smells like it's 'off', dont eat it

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Worst flatulence experience? Here is mine... Can you top it?

by What-A-Coincidence in

i had been having bad gas for a few days...when i mean bad, i mean clear the room bad and call in hazmat, it was so bad my dog left the room crying.. anyway, i was at the mall and i had to let one go and a man passed by and he said, "dam, they must be repairing the sewage pipes.

" i said, yeah, huh.

i was having a bad day but i just had to laugh.

found-my-way

If you do not want to read this thread, by all means, you are not forced to read it

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Worst flatulence experience? Here is mine... Can you top it?

by What-A-Coincidence in

i had been having bad gas for a few days...when i mean bad, i mean clear the room bad and call in hazmat, it was so bad my dog left the room crying.. anyway, i was at the mall and i had to let one go and a man passed by and he said, "dam, they must be repairing the sewage pipes.

" i said, yeah, huh.

i was having a bad day but i just had to laugh.

found-my-way

lmaoo, here it is...

the original flatulence thread...

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My Master's turnoff -- disgusting. What's yours?

by Fatfreek in

jw
friends

yesterday, i witnessed something disgusting, a personal turnoff i hadn't seen for a long time -- this on national tv and during the masters golf tournament.

here, the best player in the world (you know who he is) takes a finger with his right hand and closes off his right nostril, then blows his left nostril toward the ground.

no handkerchief, no kleenex -- nothing.

found-my-way

People who use the washroom and then DONT WASH their hands.

GROSS.

was told (that it was especially men who did not wash) by a few male friends, they commented on the fact that many men who even went #2, dont wash their hands afterwards....

no offence to you diligent hand washing men out there!

From my experience in public washrooms, I'd say about 99.9% of women washed their hands afterwards.

~not of the germaphobe class, but likes not getting e. coli from shaking hands....)

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