I had been having bad gas for a few days...when I mean bad, I mean clear the room bad and call in Hazmat, it was so bad my dog left the room crying.
Anyway, I was at the mall and I had to let one go and a man passed by and he said, "dam, they must be repairing the sewage pipes." I said, yeah, huh. I was having a bad day but I just had to laugh. Can anyone top this? or is WAC king of Premium Unleaded?