when i was a dub i remember including the fds in my prayers because i did what all the other dubs were doing.
little did i know that i was worshipping and idol.
the fact is the fds does not exist other than in the mind of the brainwashed victim.
They go so far as to say,dont have posters for that is idolatry,
Dont celebrate birthdays because that's idolatry
blah, blah, blah...
and they think that just because they havent made an image of the FDS that they are not worshipping it, or rather, having the R&F worship them.
They point their fault-finding fingers at Christendom for having idols, oh well, at least Christendom is worshipping something more than just mere men
i found this amazing - .
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wpdyn/content/article/2007/04/04/ar2007040401721.html.
pearls before breakfast.
Here you can watch and hear him play, and watch as the crowd ignores one of the world's most brilliant violinists of our time...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnOPu0_YWhw&mode=related&search=
good morning all you fine folks!!.
now... gimme some sugar!!
send me your best kisses and a cup of coffee!.
Lots of kisses for Sparky!!
farting in bed and 'wafting' the smell up with the covers.
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Pull the covers up over the unsuspecting spouses head, don't waft the covers around such a waste of resources. This is known as a Dutch oven. That's what I heard anyway.
LMAO Ive had that done to me
farting in bed and 'wafting' the smell up with the covers.
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Cutting and scraping the dead skin onmyyour heel with a kitchen knife and leaving the dead skin on the kitchen floor. Then putting the knife back in the drawer without washing it.
omfg LOL
this weekend i accompanied a few friends to a strip club in manhattan.
my wife doesn't like it too much, but since i promised her that a lap dance is asfar as i will go with a stripper, she tolorates it.. imagine my surprise when i noticed that an elder from my old congo was there along with several of his co-workers.. he tried to ignore me but before we left i stopped by his table and said hello.. he actually had the nerve to ask me if it was okay for us to speak.
i said since we were both in a strip club, it didn't matter.. my question - should i mention this to dubs i still maintain relationships with, who incidently worship the ground this elder walks on?.
Tell his mother-in-law
lol, good one Gary
where to begin?
i hope this will serve as my introduction to this group.
(hope im in the right section.
((((((Toshiro Mifune))))))
Hope to hear more from you...
You are free, you have the knowledge as your arsenal.....you are no longer controlled by them....choose Freedom by not giving them a moment's thought....let the fear go, let the pain from the past go, let it all go....
once you do, you will feel immense relief, it will be the most liberating moment of your life...
farting in bed and 'wafting' the smell up with the covers.
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Here's one,
A big fat fake smile from a sister/brother that you cant stand comes up to you and asks you in a sickening syrupy voice ''where have you been for so long, we've all missed you at the meetings!''
a little bird told me that some members of the governing body are unhappy with the shunning policy and want it changed (presumably due to the bad press from sites like these).
apparently they were overruled.
is this yet another policy that will start to be diluted and eventually dropped altogether or what and can anyone back up the rumour?
''Ahem, call to meeting to discuss current shunning policy'' (GB director speaking)
''Who here thinks we should lighten up on the severity of shunning of disfellowshipped persons?'' (All hands are raised save one or two)
''Who here forgets what will happen if we let them talk to those who are disfellowshipped?'' (Silence)
''Ah-ha, did you all forgot that if we let them talk to those who have left for doctrinal reasons, they will be free to tell all their friends and famiy the real reasons why they were disfellowshipped...which means more will leave, which means, well, less contributions....''
(everyone starts nodding)
''Ok, show of hands who is favour of keeping current shunning policy'' (all hands are raised)
''That's what I thought brothers, meeting adjourned.''
my cat had this on the sidewalk playing with it!
he bit the tip of his tail off but my son and i were able to rescue him and turned him loose at our pond.
he seemed fine.... swalker.
''When cornered, this snake will make a spirited defense, often biting, and if picked up will smear its holder with excrement and contents of the anal gland. "
Another words, the snake gets the sh*t scared out of it if you pick it up
