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Questions From Readers

by Guest 77 in

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ok, we all know the old wt routine of inserting a question from readers at the back of the wt.

here's one for this forum.. i'm going to set the stage for my question.. jah is a holy and an exacting god.

he does not tolerate uncleaness/ sin and this was shown in the experience of the first human pair.

To answer Guest 77's question:
God works in mysterious ways....
Actually, i think god is a schizophrenic. In the OT: Angry, pissed off god who loves the jews and hates just about everyone else unless they kissed his ass. In the NT: God is loving and he likes the Gentiles better than the jews.
So, I think the question is more of a "Was God suffering a fool for s&*$s and giggles?" Or was God jealous of Satan, who obviously knew how to have more fun than HE did? Or maybe: The big evil one and the big good one are twins?
Great Scot! I think I getting vertigo and my hair is falling out from thinking too much....must. lay. down.
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Questions From Readers

by Guest 77 in

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ok, we all know the old wt routine of inserting a question from readers at the back of the wt.

here's one for this forum.. i'm going to set the stage for my question.. jah is a holy and an exacting god.

he does not tolerate uncleaness/ sin and this was shown in the experience of the first human pair.

dustrabbit

Dear Governing Body,
I would like to know how you will compensate me for all those wasted years i spent in your crappy, lyin' sack-of-doodoo religion? How much? Also, are you going to make up for the fact that your propaganda influenced my parents to believe that I didn't need an education and took me out of school when i was 9 and then only home-schooled me for two and a half years afterwards, leaving me to educate myself and to pay for my own college education? (Don't worry I won't stick you for my college education expenses.)

Also, are you going to throw me and my fellow ex-JWs a prom because we did what you wanted and stayed away from "worldly associates"? Are you going to educate all those suckers who didn't educate themselves and now have to get by on minimum wage because their dreams of Paradise have been deferred and just plain cancelled because you numbnuts thought it would be cool to say the end was coming and expected them to expend all their free time in field service, be it in freezing weather, rain, hot sun, etc. while you assholes travel around in Oldsmobiles to other KHs in NYC (or whereever you preverts hang out when you're not at Bethel) and sit in your A/C equipped offices pretending that you're recieving "new light" when it's obvious you're flipping coins like the I Ching (yiqing) for inspiration?
Yours truly,
The (not-so-)faithful and (not-so-)discreet slave (read: a free man)

The dustrabbit who is on a tear today

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3 somes

by Leander in

hopefully this topic is'nt to offensive for the people here.

but i've always been curious about it.

when i first graduated high school my first full time job was at a mailroom over at the northwestern memorial hospital in chicago.

dustrabbit

Oh I forgot: Who would I do it with? Famous people? Easy, Qin Hailu (actress from HK) and Salma Hayek...a guy can wish, right?
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JW Dating Service :)

by Incense_and_Peppermints in

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http://www.jwmatch.com/welcome.php .

"um, i like serving jehovah, and going to the kingdom hall... and um, serving jehovah, and bookstudies, and serving jehovah, and meeting beautiful sisters, and serving jehovah of course.

" [8>]

dustrabbit

Hey, did ya notice that if you try to register, they're a little tricky. You have to input the songs to be sung at the Kingdom ministry meeting (which is listed in the kingdom ministry magazine). Oh well, my ruse has been foiled.
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JW Dating Service :)

by Incense_and_Peppermints in

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http://www.jwmatch.com/welcome.php .

"um, i like serving jehovah, and going to the kingdom hall... and um, serving jehovah, and bookstudies, and serving jehovah, and meeting beautiful sisters, and serving jehovah of course.

" [8>]

dustrabbit

More proof that the JWs are socially inept. If you really need a dating service within your religion...
Oh, hey! I got an idea (which is always a dangerous thing)! Why not join up and correct a few gal tottering on the egde. Yes, I shall save a few from the clutches of the GB! The end justifies the means, right?

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Q for Everybody, So let me get this str

by Legendary U.2.K. in

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nobody here wants to lived in the new earth aka the coming earthly paradise?

nothing in the bible is symbolic, because saying things that are symbolic in the bible, is like calling jehovah a liar, god would not write something like in the bible, then out of no where, it really means something else... example: 144,000, some people said's that's symbolic, lol yea right.... .

anyway it seems like no one here wants to lived in the new earth, my question is why?

dustrabbit

Speaking of fairy tales:
1. I'm still trying to turn water into wine...just isn't working. must. try. to. focus. use. the. force. justin. use. the. force. uhhhhnnn!
2. What about the Secret Passage of Mark? If that is not a spurious passage, then Jesus was really living a different kind of "fairy" tale. Not anything wrong with that, per se, but it does put a wrinkle in all those goddammed, anti-gay conservative Christians out there.
Just a thought for me to ponder as I wistfully wish I had a Taco Bell Taco Sald to munch on.
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Were you a virgin on your wedding night?

by montag in

if you were a good little 'raised in the truth' jw then the answer should be 'yes'.. so let's here from you.. [stands up] my name is montag and i was a 22 year old virgin on my wedding night.. .

-m-

dustrabbit

Nope, I lost it on my 20th birthday, but it was a mind-bending/mind-f*ing experience that turn me upsidedown. Besides, I got married two days before my 27th b-day. (It seems I'm trying to make up for all those missed birthdays.) And I had already been living with the woman I married.
So, what has been the average age of us exJWs losing our virginity after (not before) leaving the JWs? Nineteen? And for those losing their virginity beofre leaving the JWs -- 24?
It's so fascinating to hear from all of you; now I don't feel so alone in this.
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Moving!! Who lives in the Denver area??

by DanielHaase in

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yes, i know, long time no post!

but anyway, i'm finally moving out of mississippi.

i took a job at children's hospital in denver and would love to know if any of you guys live in the denver area.

dustrabbit

I'm from Denver, grew up in Montbello -- a NE Denver neighborhood. Currently, I'm in China, but I should be back home this July. Whadda ya want to know about Denver?
the dustrabbit

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Q for Everybody, So let me get this str

by Legendary U.2.K. in

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nobody here wants to lived in the new earth aka the coming earthly paradise?

nothing in the bible is symbolic, because saying things that are symbolic in the bible, is like calling jehovah a liar, god would not write something like in the bible, then out of no where, it really means something else... example: 144,000, some people said's that's symbolic, lol yea right.... .

anyway it seems like no one here wants to lived in the new earth, my question is why?

dustrabbit

Cyrano alledgedly scribbled:
>Wait a minute.. what could be better than 'farm heaven'. Imagine 'Hee >Haw' paradise. Only problem, can't eat animals in farm heaven. Guess
>we'll have to stick to corn and barley. Oh well, they make for some
>mighty fine liquor.

Dammit, you mean I won't get to chomp down on a big, juicy Double-Quarter pounder in the New Kingdom? Forget it, i don't wanna be saved!

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Q for Everybody, So let me get this str

by Legendary U.2.K. in

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friends

nobody here wants to lived in the new earth aka the coming earthly paradise?

nothing in the bible is symbolic, because saying things that are symbolic in the bible, is like calling jehovah a liar, god would not write something like in the bible, then out of no where, it really means something else... example: 144,000, some people said's that's symbolic, lol yea right.... .

anyway it seems like no one here wants to lived in the new earth, my question is why?

dustrabbit

Nothing in the bible is symbolic? Are you joking/trolling or are you serious?
I mean, how in the hell could a huge whale exist in the Mediterranean Sea and swallow up Jonah for three days. C'mon reality tells you the a stomach has gastric juices, i.e., acid. There's no way a human could sit in a stomach for three days and not be absorbed by the acid.
Yeah, if you believe that, I have some beachfront property in Colorado.

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