Here's a bonus reason...but only makes sense if you live in America (and maybe in Canada, too):
1. The GB will have the whole "Real Men of Genius" ad spot for "Religious zealots who can't predict anything right" locked up for the next 30+ years....
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top ten great things about 2034
by dustrabbit in9. so many words rhyme with "thrity-four": score, door, bore, floor....the poetry/slogan possbilities are endless..... .
8. the ozone hole will be so big by '34, everyone will have skin cancer and wear masks to breathe easier due to pollution, so armeggedon will be a just another day in the park..... .
7. the governing body is hoping there will a cure for baldness by then...("hey, we need to enter the new kingdon in style, don'tcha think?").
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top ten great things about 2034
by dustrabbit in9. so many words rhyme with "thrity-four": score, door, bore, floor....the poetry/slogan possbilities are endless..... .
8. the ozone hole will be so big by '34, everyone will have skin cancer and wear masks to breathe easier due to pollution, so armeggedon will be a just another day in the park..... .
7. the governing body is hoping there will a cure for baldness by then...("hey, we need to enter the new kingdon in style, don'tcha think?").
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well, no. 8 was meant to be a parody of the JW doom and gloom style....maybe it didn't work...sigh, even david Letterman lays few bricks in his top ten lists....
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top ten great things about 2034
by dustrabbit in9. so many words rhyme with "thrity-four": score, door, bore, floor....the poetry/slogan possbilities are endless..... .
8. the ozone hole will be so big by '34, everyone will have skin cancer and wear masks to breathe easier due to pollution, so armeggedon will be a just another day in the park..... .
7. the governing body is hoping there will a cure for baldness by then...("hey, we need to enter the new kingdon in style, don'tcha think?").
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10. you *really* can do more before '34...
9. so many words rhyme with "thrity-four": score, door, bore, floor....the poetry/slogan possbilities are endless....
8. the ozone hole will be so big by '34, everyone will have skin cancer and wear masks to breathe easier due to pollution, so Armeggedon will be a just another day in the park....
7. The governing body is hoping there will a cure for baldness by then...("hey, we need to enter the new kingdon in style, don'tcha think?")
6. Bush/Cheney in 2004, Jehovah/Jesus in '34....
5. Anyone who was once a youth who was insulted by the "Young People Ask..." book will have Alzheimer's by '34 & will have no recollection of stupid promises and bad advice about denying yourself good sex with yourself...("nothing like having a second 'first impression'...")
4. Terrorists might bring on Armegeddon for Jehovah and save him all the work of smiting a few Republicans....("Fight for your right to be a JW anarchist..and kill a Communist, aborted, baby seal for Jesus today!")
3. That whole speil in the 1970s about going to the elders and admitting you or your spouse did more than the missionary position will seem quaint and wholesome compared to the upcoming "big brother is watching you" campaign the elders will carry out on 'net-using brother and sisters.....
2. The Williams sisters will have retired from tennis and be engaged in the full-time pioneering schtick...(besides, would you really want to see them in tight, skimpy tennis outfits by the time 2034 rolled around?)
1. It would give Prince a second-chance to remilk his "1999" song...("party like it's 2034...get your a^^ on the floor, party like it's '34...)
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All the JWD Maps in one place (except the UK)
by Lady Lee inwell i have redone the maps.
it was helpful to have them separated before while i was trying to make them all.
but now i think it is easier to have them separated.. ballistic has done an amazing job with the map of the uk you can find it at.
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LadyLee,
Thanks..you're such a doll.
Justin
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All the JWD Maps in one place (except the UK)
by Lady Lee inwell i have redone the maps.
it was helpful to have them separated before while i was trying to make them all.
but now i think it is easier to have them separated.. ballistic has done an amazing job with the map of the uk you can find it at.
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Hi Lady Lee,
you can add me to Colorado!
Justin, the ORIGINAL dustrabbit
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Does anyone else still get Armaggeddon Nightmares!!
by Lainey ini haven't posted for a few weeks as i have been back at work busy beavering away, however as it is my day off i thought i would see if anyone else has the same trouble that i have, and also if there is anything they have found useful.. i have always had trouble eating properly and sleeping ever since my early teen years, but over the past couple of years or so (even though i know i don't believe the watchtower teachings anymore) i have at least 3 or 4 times a week, the most vivid awful nightmares about armaggeddon, and the different ways that jehovah is going to destroy me because of my wickedness.
i wake up in tears and shaking with fear, and then i am not able to get back to sleep, i just lie awake until the morning not daring to close my eyes.. i can't believe that as a grown woman, the watchtower teachings keep coming back to haunt me.. lainey.
ps can i also thank all the posters for the kind personal messages that i have received since i came here
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Yeah, I used to get those kind of dreams when I was a kid. But I tend to try writing some of those dreams out in the minds of some my characters. (I'm a writer.)
You know something, I wonder if Michael Jackson got those dreams...The video for "Earth Song" seemed to have a JW/Watchtower flava, if I'm not mistaken.
Justin, the ORIGINAL dustrabbit
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Nipple Question
by Stacy Smith ini see at least two males here (according to their avatars) have nipple piercings.
the only question that comes to mind is.....why?
is it something that you have done to impress women?
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Ooow, or is that EEEeeeeew!
I couldn't imagine get my nipples peirced.
Justin the ORIGINAL dustrabbit
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where is mr.moe, spiceitup, and syn?
by dustrabbit in.
just as the title says, where you huys and some of my other peeps out there?.
the dustrabbit
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Just as the title says, where you huys and some of my other peeps out there?
the dustrabbit
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Where'd you sit in the KH?
by DblOSmith inour hall has 3 sections of seating, we always sat in the left section all the way in the back if possible heh.
it's funny: it seemed like all the foreign people, immigrants, etc, sat on the right side, all the "goody goods" sat in the middle, and all of the um "shady" people... all the people i would think would become defectors sat on the left.
hehe.
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my parents always made me sit by them...and that was usually in the back...mom was sooooooo anti-social
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Secret Sins
by Xena income on we all have them....those little things about us we hide...come on fess up..to start things off here are a few of mine: .
i don't iron...nope never...sold the iron and ironing board...now it if doesn't go to the dry cleaners it goes in the dryer with a damp cloth and a prayer.. .
i (taking breath for strength to post this) have been known to drink milk from the carton .
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riz: oh, so you're gonna pinch xena's ass, but not mine? what's up with THAT?