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  Q for Everybody, So let me get this str

  by Legendary U.2.K. in

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  nobody here wants to lived in the new earth aka the coming earthly paradise?

  nothing in the bible is symbolic, because saying things that are symbolic in the bible, is like calling jehovah a liar, god would not write something like in the bible, then out of no where, it really means something else... example: 144,000, some people said's that's symbolic, lol yea right.... .

  anyway it seems like no one here wants to lived in the new earth, my question is why?

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  dustrabbit

  Oh heel, If I could have a thousand years running around w/out the JWs, it would be worth it.
  the dustrabbit

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  what's up with....

  by dustrabbit in

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  what's up with this thing in the member's directory: some of the names have crossmarks running through them?

  jws who have been trolling?

  the dustrabbit.

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  oh, ok, thanks

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  what's up with....

  by dustrabbit in

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  what's up with this thing in the member's directory: some of the names have crossmarks running through them?

  jws who have been trolling?

  the dustrabbit.

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  dustrabbit

  what's up with this thing in the member's directory: Some of the names have crossmarks running through them? What does this mean? JWs who have been trolling?
  the dustrabbit

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  Questions From Readers

  by Guest 77 in

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  ok, we all know the old wt routine of inserting a question from readers at the back of the wt.

  here's one for this forum.. i'm going to set the stage for my question.. jah is a holy and an exacting god.

  he does not tolerate uncleaness/ sin and this was shown in the experience of the first human pair.

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  dustrabbit

  More possibilities as to why God waited so long to kick out Satan:
  1. God and Satan are puppets in a great big movie production and they're following a script written by a pot-smokin' hippie who forgot about all the plot holes in the script.
  2. God was hoping he could learn all of mackdaddy Satan's tips on how to get all the hot babes.
  3. He was trying to score on Satan's main ho -- the Great Harlot, but he never could, so he gave up.
  4. One word: senility
  5. The two were dysfunctional lovers and the Big Guy finally gave Lucifer the big heave-ho.
  6. Satan finally got a car that was bigger, better than His.
  7. Satan finally told him that he didn't do windows anymore.
  8. Satan was once Satana, a beautiful Goddess, until her "operation".
  9. Satan's "Ho Downs" kept waking the Big Guy up.
  10. Farting from satan's corner kept disrupting all of His meetings. Somebody had to go.
  11. God beet him at a drinking game. Losers were boot out of the big sky palace.
  Any other suggestions?
  the dustrabbit

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  Questions From Readers

  by Guest 77 in

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  ok, we all know the old wt routine of inserting a question from readers at the back of the wt.

  here's one for this forum.. i'm going to set the stage for my question.. jah is a holy and an exacting god.

  he does not tolerate uncleaness/ sin and this was shown in the experience of the first human pair.

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  To answer Guest 77's question:
  God works in mysterious ways....
  Actually, i think god is a schizophrenic. In the OT: Angry, pissed off god who loves the jews and hates just about everyone else unless they kissed his ass. In the NT: God is loving and he likes the Gentiles better than the jews.
  So, I think the question is more of a "Was God suffering a fool for s&*$s and giggles?" Or was God jealous of Satan, who obviously knew how to have more fun than HE did? Or maybe: The big evil one and the big good one are twins?
  Great Scot! I think I getting vertigo and my hair is falling out from thinking too much....must. lay. down.
  The dustrabbit

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  Questions From Readers

  by Guest 77 in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  ok, we all know the old wt routine of inserting a question from readers at the back of the wt.

  here's one for this forum.. i'm going to set the stage for my question.. jah is a holy and an exacting god.

  he does not tolerate uncleaness/ sin and this was shown in the experience of the first human pair.

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  dustrabbit

  Dear Governing Body,
  I would like to know how you will compensate me for all those wasted years i spent in your crappy, lyin' sack-of-doodoo religion? How much? Also, are you going to make up for the fact that your propaganda influenced my parents to believe that I didn't need an education and took me out of school when i was 9 and then only home-schooled me for two and a half years afterwards, leaving me to educate myself and to pay for my own college education? (Don't worry I won't stick you for my college education expenses.)

  Also, are you going to throw me and my fellow ex-JWs a prom because we did what you wanted and stayed away from "worldly associates"? Are you going to educate all those suckers who didn't educate themselves and now have to get by on minimum wage because their dreams of Paradise have been deferred and just plain cancelled because you numbnuts thought it would be cool to say the end was coming and expected them to expend all their free time in field service, be it in freezing weather, rain, hot sun, etc. while you assholes travel around in Oldsmobiles to other KHs in NYC (or whereever you preverts hang out when you're not at Bethel) and sit in your A/C equipped offices pretending that you're recieving "new light" when it's obvious you're flipping coins like the I Ching (yiqing) for inspiration?
  Yours truly,
  The (not-so-)faithful and (not-so-)discreet slave (read: a free man)

  The dustrabbit who is on a tear today

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  3 somes

  by Leander in

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  hopefully this topic is'nt to offensive for the people here.

  but i've always been curious about it.

  when i first graduated high school my first full time job was at a mailroom over at the northwestern memorial hospital in chicago.

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  Oh I forgot: Who would I do it with? Famous people? Easy, Qin Hailu (actress from HK) and Salma Hayek...a guy can wish, right?
  the dustrabbit

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  JW Dating Service :)

  by Incense_and_Peppermints in

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  http://www.jwmatch.com/welcome.php .

  "um, i like serving jehovah, and going to the kingdom hall... and um, serving jehovah, and bookstudies, and serving jehovah, and meeting beautiful sisters, and serving jehovah of course.

  " [8>]

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  Hey, did ya notice that if you try to register, they're a little tricky. You have to input the songs to be sung at the Kingdom ministry meeting (which is listed in the kingdom ministry magazine). Oh well, my ruse has been foiled.
  the dustrabbit

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  JW Dating Service :)

  by Incense_and_Peppermints in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  http://www.jwmatch.com/welcome.php .

  "um, i like serving jehovah, and going to the kingdom hall... and um, serving jehovah, and bookstudies, and serving jehovah, and meeting beautiful sisters, and serving jehovah of course.

  " [8>]

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  More proof that the JWs are socially inept. If you really need a dating service within your religion...
  Oh, hey! I got an idea (which is always a dangerous thing)! Why not join up and correct a few gal tottering on the egde. Yes, I shall save a few from the clutches of the GB! The end justifies the means, right?
  
  the dustrabbit

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  Q for Everybody, So let me get this str

  by Legendary U.2.K. in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  nobody here wants to lived in the new earth aka the coming earthly paradise?

  nothing in the bible is symbolic, because saying things that are symbolic in the bible, is like calling jehovah a liar, god would not write something like in the bible, then out of no where, it really means something else... example: 144,000, some people said's that's symbolic, lol yea right.... .

  anyway it seems like no one here wants to lived in the new earth, my question is why?

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  dustrabbit

  Speaking of fairy tales:
  1. I'm still trying to turn water into wine...just isn't working. must. try. to. focus. use. the. force. justin. use. the. force. uhhhhnnn!
  2. What about the Secret Passage of Mark? If that is not a spurious passage, then Jesus was really living a different kind of "fairy" tale. Not anything wrong with that, per se, but it does put a wrinkle in all those goddammed, anti-gay conservative Christians out there.
  Just a thought for me to ponder as I wistfully wish I had a Taco Bell Taco Sald to munch on.
  the dustrabbit

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