I suppose feeling the presiding overseers wifes boobs during the prayer is out too?....bloody pharisees
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new WT rule: no holding hands durning public prayer!
by leftchica inso i just caught a glimpse of this new wt magazine(study edition) of course.. from dec 28th titled.
"what do your prayers say about you".
so now they are focosing on every aspect of our lifes even our actions during prayer.
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Satan and demons...? To any who believe in them.
by angel eyes inany of you who believe in satan or demons, have you had experiences with them?.
have you ever seen satan?.
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ninja
oh crap!!!!...the mother in law made it to the board...I'm off
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Satan and demons...? To any who believe in them.
by angel eyes inany of you who believe in satan or demons, have you had experiences with them?.
have you ever seen satan?.
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ninja
someone asked me if I was possessed recently....I gave my standard charles manson answer
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How much apostate is in each JW ?
by inbetween inrecently i talked to some jw, even so called strong ones in the truth:.
i noticed, they do not believe everything from the wts, for example:.
one older sister, a close relative of mine, she has been pioneering for years, babtizes over 40 years ago, mentioned, that sometimes she wonders about certain teaching, but she can not say anything, because somebody would say, she speaks against jehovah himself..further she said, she remmebers 1975, and that the society tried to blame the brothers, but was clearly responsible itself... i was quit shocked to hear that from her, and i added some careful comments in the same direction.... other brothers do not agree with certain teachings, like resurrected ones will not marry, or animals will not eat each other etc.... maybe those are "minor" issues, but if you doubt one teaching of gods channel, doesnt that mean, you doubt the whole thing ?.
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ninja
angel eyes....in the words of confucius....pish
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How much apostate is in each JW ?
by inbetween inrecently i talked to some jw, even so called strong ones in the truth:.
i noticed, they do not believe everything from the wts, for example:.
one older sister, a close relative of mine, she has been pioneering for years, babtizes over 40 years ago, mentioned, that sometimes she wonders about certain teaching, but she can not say anything, because somebody would say, she speaks against jehovah himself..further she said, she remmebers 1975, and that the society tried to blame the brothers, but was clearly responsible itself... i was quit shocked to hear that from her, and i added some careful comments in the same direction.... other brothers do not agree with certain teachings, like resurrected ones will not marry, or animals will not eat each other etc.... maybe those are "minor" issues, but if you doubt one teaching of gods channel, doesnt that mean, you doubt the whole thing ?.
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ninja
how did you guess majjy?....you been watching her shenanigans like I have?....he he
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How much apostate is in each JW ?
by inbetween inrecently i talked to some jw, even so called strong ones in the truth:.
i noticed, they do not believe everything from the wts, for example:.
one older sister, a close relative of mine, she has been pioneering for years, babtizes over 40 years ago, mentioned, that sometimes she wonders about certain teaching, but she can not say anything, because somebody would say, she speaks against jehovah himself..further she said, she remmebers 1975, and that the society tried to blame the brothers, but was clearly responsible itself... i was quit shocked to hear that from her, and i added some careful comments in the same direction.... other brothers do not agree with certain teachings, like resurrected ones will not marry, or animals will not eat each other etc.... maybe those are "minor" issues, but if you doubt one teaching of gods channel, doesnt that mean, you doubt the whole thing ?.
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ninja
how much apostate is in each JW?
there was some in my wife last night.....grrrrrrrrrrowl
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New Light: Don't hold hands during prayers
by RR infrom the watchtower november 15 study edition.. 19 when we are being represented in public prayer, we need to display reverential "fear of god.
" (1 pet 2:17) there may be a proper time and place for some actions that would be inappropriate at a christian meeting.
(eccl 3:1) for instance, suppose someone sought to have all in a group link arms or hold hands during prayer.
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ninja
I'm game too dinah....and how do you like your eggs in the morning?....sunny side up?.....or fertilised......growl
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I met someone born in 1914
by badboy inhe asked to guess how old he was, i said 75,no,he said, i then said 60,he than said 95.. looked healthy,still had hair.
his wife sadly died 27 years ago.
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ninja
stephen hawking talking to a 95 year old about bunions?......I'd pay good money to see that show
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I made it!!!
by purplesofa into fifty!!.
never dreamed life would be as it is now, .
there are times i did not think i would make it.
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ninja
wow....purps.....50!!!!!
may all your moustache hairs be fine and easy to pluck out....
and may your boobs sag in a slow and dignified manner also
happy birffday purpo
da ninja
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I met someone born in 1914
by badboy inhe asked to guess how old he was, i said 75,no,he said, i then said 60,he than said 95.. looked healthy,still had hair.
his wife sadly died 27 years ago.
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ninja
how do you know she died sadly?.....she might have been quite happy about it