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  Some questions for the JWs here

  by Mickey mouse in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  can you prove the following watchtower teachings using nothing other than the bible?.

  1. jehovah has an earthly organization today and that the governing body is being directed by jehovah.

  2. only the remnant have the heavenly hope.

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  ninja

  I hope the ancient werthers aren't resurrected......they are bad enough new ....never mind ancient
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  Why Fruit Bats Can't Be JWs

  by Georgiegirl in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33587754/ns/technology_and_science/.

  when they do their thing, female chinese fruit bats add oral sex to get the males to prolong the act, scientists now find, suggesting the behavior confers evolutionary benefits.. oral sex, or fellatio, is often used in human foreplay, the researchers noted, but rarely seen in other animals.

  as such, there have been few evolutionary reasons given for oral sex to date, and fellatio is largely thought confined to humans, although juvenile members of the chimpanzee-like bonobo do it for play.. now scientists find the short-nosed fruit bat (cynopterus sphinx) routinely engages in oral sex, the first time fellatio has been seen in adult animals other than humans.

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  most witnesses are fruit bats if you ask me.....

  and some ex-witnesses too.....you know who you are.......he he
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  I helped save someone's life today.

  by QuestioningEverything in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  while at work today, a man in the office next to me had a heart attack.

  the office staff were yelling for someone who knew cpr.

  i thought to myself,' i know cpr'.

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  ninja

  I know CTR.....

  if there are any young girls in the office....I act like a jellyfish and float around to this one and that one
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  untitled

  by snowbird in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  jeremiah 4:31 i hear a cry as of a woman in labor, .

  a groan as of one bearing her first child.

  jeremiah 6:24 we have heard reports about them, .

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  sounds like my mother in law's new cookbook has hit the shelves.....which means she's in the money....which means she will be able to upgrade her broomstick
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  the wt 1989

  by Adrianoblue in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i just read a quote from our poster "albert einstein".

  he wrote the wt from 1989 stated that armageddon will occur within the 20th centurie.. ist that information correct????.

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  ninja

  yeah....FF kindly sent me his copy.........

  which I can sell to the highest bidder.........bids start at £100.....Ithankyou............

  apply to ninj-bay
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  So proud of my kitten

  by Newborn in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  just have to share with you how proud i am of my little java.

  she's been so brave her first night with me.

  she eats, goes to her toilet, playes and she's so diligent with cleaning herself.. she comes from a place with many cats so of course she walks around and cries after her friends but as soon as i call her she comes running to be close to me.

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  hey newborn....if it keeps crying....give me a shout.....I'll be round with my flick-hammer and shut it up

  ninja....always thoughtful
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  Politics - California Style

  by besty in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/10/28/acrostic_arnie/.

  governator in acrostic 'f**k you' outrage .

  arnie's hidden message in letter to democrat..... .

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  ninja

  pretty

  impressive

  stuff

  hermano
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  Politics - California Style

  by besty in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/10/28/acrostic_arnie/.

  governator in acrostic 'f**k you' outrage .

  arnie's hidden message in letter to democrat..... .

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  I got it nic
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  Does the Watchtower KNOW they are using mind control techniques?

  by finding my way in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i've read a few other threads about cult mind control as well as steven hassans book comabatting cult mind control.

  i also read a thread questioning the watchtowers motives.

  are they in it for the money or what?

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  stop talking bad about my leaders......

  leaders....leaders.....leaders.....leaders
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  Can we belive any of the WTBS's numbers?

  by highdose in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i think it has been well established on this board that alot of dubs fake their ministry time, probably their magazine placement and return visit count too.. i know of loads who would claim a bible study even if they just had a work college who they somtimes mentioned the bible to in passing.. we have seen a constant flow of newbies on here, coming to the realistation that its false and wanting to leave.

  the wtbs its self admits that loads are dissfellowshipped every year.. so when you look at the figures put out by the wtbs are any of them real?

  based in reality?

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  ninja

  yep....they did a number on all of us.....believe it