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  1935 and the Insight of the Anointed

  by AlphaOmega in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  remember this from the may 1st qfr ???.

  however, genuine anointed christians do not demand special attention.

  they do not believe that their being of the anointed gives them special "insights," beyond what even some experienced members of the great crowd may have.

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  ninja

  brilliant stuff mate...thanks for the info....they are all over the place aren't they??
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  List some examples where JWs get to have it both ways

  by ithinkisee in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  increase in jws evidence of divine blessing when people are joining the jws in large numbers, they say it is "evidence of jehovah's blessing".

  (watchtower july 1, 2002, p.13, paragraph 17-19).

  but ... when the numbers are down they claim it's because "the greater number has cooled off".

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  ninja

  also bisexual JW's
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  What would happen if?

  by ninja in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  siamese twins became jehovah's witnesses and one became apostate???

  ?....what problems would be caused?

  ?...or what would happen if one was anointed?...

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  hey starting over...you're not taking this serious......muhahahaha
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  List some examples where JWs get to have it both ways

  by ithinkisee in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  increase in jws evidence of divine blessing when people are joining the jws in large numbers, they say it is "evidence of jehovah's blessing".

  (watchtower july 1, 2002, p.13, paragraph 17-19).

  but ... when the numbers are down they claim it's because "the greater number has cooled off".

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  ninja

  They quote from religious professors and yet condemn the religion they belong to
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  I'm going to be disfellowshipped on Wednesday

  by Thinking of Leaving in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  the elders cames to my home on saturday and i didn't answer the door, so they told my sister to relay the message.

  the message was "you know what it's about, we're going to make the announcement next meeting".

  i knew it was coming...but it feels so weird.

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  ninja

  you can now name yourself ..."told you I was thinking of leaving..now I have"...yay...name change...its the start of good things for you...onwards and upwards....da ninja
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  What would happen if?

  by ninja in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  siamese twins became jehovah's witnesses and one became apostate???

  ?....what problems would be caused?

  ?...or what would happen if one was anointed?...

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  Right guys I've been working all day and thinking about this....What would happen if the "apostate twin" refused to shave and dressed his side of the body shabbily...would the "good siamese dub" be given any priveleges?...would the good dub sneakily set the alarm so he got up early and shaved his twin brothers head before he woke up?...What would happen on the honeymoon night if the dubby siamese twin got married to a pioneer sister...would they have to buy the apostate twin a blindfold and I-pod so he couldn't hear and see what was going on?...I think we should send in a question from readers to the watchtower
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  What would happen if?

  by ninja in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  siamese twins became jehovah's witnesses and one became apostate???

  ?....what problems would be caused?

  ?...or what would happen if one was anointed?...

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  hey carmel would the baptism be valid if the 2 heads didn't go under?...what would the other head do if one had to give a public talk?...would the other head work on gestures?
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  It amazes me, that no violent acts have been perpertrated against the JW's

  by JH in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  when i listen to the news about the school shootings in virginia, and the previous school shootings elsewhere, it amazes me that nothing similar has ever happened in a kingdom hall.. i'm totally against violence but i know that it just takes a nut, to do something like this, and there are plenty of nuts and angry people running around.... so many lives have been broken because of the watchtower, and so many jw's and xjw's are unhappy because of this sect.. are you also amazed that there has hardly been any violent crimes agaist jw's or the watchtower?.

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  Mad...give it two years and you will have a Danny Haszard T-shirt...guaranteed....he he
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  Albert Einstein said:

  by Sasha in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  if the bees ever disappear, man will die in 4 years.

  the bee's are disappearing..

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  ninja

  don't panic folks...ninja to the rescue....I'm getting the stripey jumper on as I'm typing....
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  If the Watchtower ceased to exist right now, what would this mean for you?

  by JH in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  what would it change in your life right now if the watchtower fell apart and didn't exist anymore?.

  maybe some would want to join another realigion right away, because they still believed a bit of what they preached and didn't want to join a false religion, just as the jw's brand all other religions..... .

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  pretty annoyed to be honest....I am starting to love having the house to myself when the family is at the Hall...muhahaha