What would happen if?

ninja

Siamese twins became Jehovah's witnesses and one became apostate????....what problems would be caused??...or what would happen if one was anointed?...

DJK

I think it's a bible scripture that comes to mind. "If your left foot stumbles you, cut it off".

LOL, that would be hilarious, but Im sure it wouldnt be fun for them.

What if one wanted to attend church, and the other the kingdom hall?

I guess the apostate twin could always take a puke bucket with him to the hall.

ninja

imagine the door to door work....the faithful dub...giving his presentation and the other one saying..."don't listen to him!!"

Junction-Guy

Good grief this is so funny, LOL

ninja

even worse.... imagine the poor witness twin going to a district assembly with a disgruntled ex-witness stuck to him who his friends can't talk to

Carmel

...and what would the baptismal look like if one wanted to get dunked and the other not. carmle

bigmouth

and then the faithful Witness develops Tourettes Syndrome..........

SacrificialLoon

If they had one set of genitalia, and one of them was a chronic masterbator would they both be sinning?

prophecor

Oy Veyyy!!!!!

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