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  Hi I'm new

  by MariAruet in

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  just wanted to say hi.

  i've been following what is going on here for the last couple of week and really love this web site.

  ok, let me see, i love movie, rock music, ballet (used to be a dancer before) and i was recently divorced, no boys i'm not looking for anyone at the moment hehehe :-).

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  Harold from Harold and Maude....welcome swissy...by the way ...loving them wee army knives and toblerone
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  The Person you were Engaged to Marry had an Accident & became a Paraplegic

  by new boy in

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  .................would you go through with the marriage or back out of it?

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  I would go through with it...think of the insurance money....and you could always sleep with her best friend up the stairs...your wife couldn't get up there to check on you....at least until you get the stannah stairlift fitted....
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  Which sex do you think has it easier in our culture?

  by new boy in

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  and....................have you ever wished you were of the opposite sex?

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  women have it easy...they don't work down mines,fight on the front lines(with the odd exception)..they get doors opened for them...seats given up on buses for them...jackets thrown on puddles for them to walk across...excuses made for them when they are moaning all the time...(its my hormones!!!Poor me!!)..and THEN when their hormones run out (and they nearly become normal) they get hormone replacements!!! so they can start moaning again...grrr...they get drinks bought for them .....meals bought for them...poems written for them...stannah stairlifts put in for them (even in a bungalow)when they are just being lazy....they take ages getting ready...then ask stupid questions...i.e "does my bum look big in this"? or in palestine..."does my bomb look big in this"?.....but to answer your question newboy.........men have it much easier........muhahaha...I'm just playing ladies ...you know I love ya....paranoid ninjoid
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  Relative to the Population at large on a 1-10 how do you rate.....

  by new boy in

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  2. friends

  1.your physical attractiveness.. 2.your intelligence.. 3.your personality.. with 5 being average.. i don't think many will answer these tough questions.

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  looks..5...depends on the night before....intelligence..6...compared to folks on this board....personality.....5....why am I sitting myself typing into my computer otherwise....cheers..ninja aka john merrick
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  Leolaia's Scenic Travel Photos

  by Leolaia in

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  2. friends

  well, i thought i'd start a fluff thread for once, so i'm posting here some of my favorite photos from my many trips over the years.

  i hope you enjoy them and they inspire you to take awesome pictures on your own travels (or even your own backyard).

  [edited to add...let's hope this formatting helps...jgnat].

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  leo...your pics are amazing...just thought I'd say
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  First Date Etiquette

  by Crumpet in

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  2. experiences

  so i am going on a blind first date this weekend?

  i havent done any dating really - well ever.

  i just end up with people for years and years by accidents of fate i guess.. what should i and shouldnt i do on a first date?

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  lets get down to the nitty gritty....did you break wind....I mean was there "air on a g string"?......
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  I wonder if there will ever be a shooter....

  by truthsetsonefree in

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  watching coverage of the va tech shooting, and thinking about how people who feel powerless and taken advantage of, can plan and carry out such a crime, i wonder when someone will break under the pressures put on by wt and tragically committ one of these at a kingdom hall.

  there are probably people who under the right mix of circumstances, mental illness and opportunity, are capable of doing this in the jw cult.

  any thoughts?.

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  click......be back soon......he he
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  Where are you browsing from?

  by KW13 in

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  i am browsing from the garden on laptop, i am out here because finally some of its flat enough to sit out on since i am in the process of levelling it all out (hard work lol).. where are you as you read this?

  if your not on earth state which planet please..

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  it's beautiful leo......you lucky wee thing
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  Where are you browsing from?

  by KW13 in

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  i am browsing from the garden on laptop, i am out here because finally some of its flat enough to sit out on since i am in the process of levelling it all out (hard work lol).. where are you as you read this?

  if your not on earth state which planet please..

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  don't you feel like a goldfish leo?.....he he kidding
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  Show your desktop! (and comment on others)

  by KW13 in

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  share your desktop with us!.

  its fairly simple to do.

  on your keyboard should be a button that says prtscn, printscreen or something similar on it right up in the top right corner.

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  click on the blue link lavster