What? Screw you. I was trying to help an EXDUB who was being Shunned you jerk. So if you were the EXdub who was DF'd you would have said this? I doubt it... Most exdubs are happy to expose their tactics.... Did you read the whole article? I made a friend today! You should be happy you cocka doody.
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GUESS WHAT HAPPENED TO ME TODAY!
by Butters ini cannot believe what i saw happen today at the store.. i was at wal-mart browsing various electronics and digital cameras and such, when i heard behind me, "brother hardy, how are you!"...
first thing i thought was oh shit, they found me, and forgot my real name, or have me mixed up with someone else.. turns out, this disfellowshiped witness was there at the store and saw one of his congregation members there.
now i personally have never been part of the shunning process myself, but here i am, an ex-jw watching from the other aisle, a bunch of shit that i never thought i would see the lights of day on.... the brother, this "hardy" i guess, looked up at the man with a smile, but then when he realized who it was, he immediately frowned and started pushing his shopping cart away looking straight ahead and not even acknowledging the man... (here's where i jump in..).
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GUESS WHAT HAPPENED TO ME TODAY!
by Butters ini cannot believe what i saw happen today at the store.. i was at wal-mart browsing various electronics and digital cameras and such, when i heard behind me, "brother hardy, how are you!"...
first thing i thought was oh shit, they found me, and forgot my real name, or have me mixed up with someone else.. turns out, this disfellowshiped witness was there at the store and saw one of his congregation members there.
now i personally have never been part of the shunning process myself, but here i am, an ex-jw watching from the other aisle, a bunch of shit that i never thought i would see the lights of day on.... the brother, this "hardy" i guess, looked up at the man with a smile, but then when he realized who it was, he immediately frowned and started pushing his shopping cart away looking straight ahead and not even acknowledging the man... (here's where i jump in..).
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I cannot believe what I saw happen today at the store.
I was at Wal-Mart browsing various electronics and digital cameras and such, when I heard behind me, "Brother Hardy, HOW ARE YOU!"... First thing I thought was Oh shit, they found me, and forgot my real name, or have me mixed up with someone else.
Turns out, this disfellowshiped witness was there at the store and saw one of his congregation members there. Now I personally have never been part of the shunning process myself, but here I am, an ex-jw watching from the other aisle, a bunch of shit that I never thought I would see the lights of day on...
The brother, this "Hardy" I guess, looked up at the man with a smile, but then when he realized who it was, he immediately frowned and started pushing his shopping cart away looking straight ahead and not even acknowledging the man... (here's where I jump in..)
I approached the gentlemen in his suit and tie and said "hey there bud! that guy over there is trying to talk to you!"... The witness looked at me and said, "sir, you don't understand, it's a personal matter"... I said "Why? What happened?"... The DF'd guy approached me and said "I used to be one of Jehovah's Witnesses, until they excommunicated me from their church"... so I said to the brother, "Why'd ya do that? Doesn't Jesus love everyone?".. (hehe)... this brother then gave me a squinty look, almost as if he could tell, that I too used to be a JW.... the suspense was killing me...
The brother looked at me and said, "Sir, do you have some extra time to talk today? I can explain this to you if you do"... So I said, "Sure, but can... excuse me buddy, what's your name (to the other dude)" ...(he said "Gary")... "Sure...but can Gary join in on this too? I want to know what kind of church doesn't forgive people for their mistakes....Gary? Did you kill anyone? rape anyone?..." Gary said "no, I was caught cheating on my wife with"... I looked at the JW and said, "Look man, we all fall short of the glory of God, right?"..."Who are you to judge your weak brother (Romans 14)?"...
This man looked right at me and said "Catholic, right?"... i said, "Uh..no.. but that's ok.. Um, look, I read the bible a lot too, and I don't know what you people do in those kingdom halls, but it doesn't sound like the church that christ built. Did not Christ come to save the lost?"... the jw said, "he came to save the lost house of Israel, yes, but a gentile that becomes Christ's and accepts the word, must remain stable..." so I asked him, "Are you stable?"... He said, "my problems are not your concern..im not getting into that...'...
He then ended the conversation and wanted to talk more about the end of the world. I told him that my world is fine, and I have plenty of money in the bank and lots of dope growing outside my property line to keep me high for a while. I told him that he needed a few bucks to hold him over I could spot it to him (this really pissed him off)...
I then proceeded to give the JW this web site address and told the DF'd guy also... I also gave the JW some links to sites that prove beyond a doubt that Michael is not Jesus. Amazingly enough this JW actually agrees that he is not sure the Michael/Jesus thing is all that important, as long as you believe Jesus preexisted in Proverbs 8... I said, no, I don't believe that either. I believe Jesus is a human, born from Jospeh and Mary. I believe that Greek Platonic Philosophy crept into the early church and the early MSS were corrupted by constantine and others. I believe that the Roman Catholics are the beastly religion which is the harlot. It holds the spirit of Babylon and all her fornications, including your false JW religion. I said that you peolpe profane the Sabbath day, and Jehovah is going to burn you with fire for not keeping the Sabbath holy. (I was being extremely facetious)...
Anyway, long story somewhat short, the exjw and me sparked up a fatty in the parking lot and got stoned... Then I came home. Now I cannot find one blue bag from wal mart that has my bob marley cd in it and my deodorant... damn it... Luckily I got the bag with the chocolates though. In case anybody is wondering they are havign a sale on snickers bars right now too...
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A surprise at McDonald's
by TooBad TooSad inthis morning while i was waiting in line to get a cup of coffee a gentleman in a suit approched the counter and gave the girl behind the counter the new tract and said that he is taking part in a world wide distribution of an important message then handed the tract to the lady and walked away.
the girl looked puzzled and promptly put the tract in the garbage can without even looking at it.
the jw got in his car and took off down the road toward the interstate.. two obervations.
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Butters
When I clicked on this link, I was hoping it was another topic like the kid who peed in the lemonade dispenser, or did the other in the mayonaise jars, or something. But damn it! It had to be about more JW bullshit.
Just once I would like the topic to match the coversation. Now somebody tell me about a McFinger or something...
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LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT...........................
by enlightenedcynic ina governing body member dies and althoughbeit several months later after his death, he gets a full page eulogy complete with brief life story and picture.
(see 9/15/06 wt pg.
31 about albert schroeder) of course the wts does this anytime a high ranking official in their org passes away.
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Butters
It's basically the same shit that hits the tube every night... The media blows up the story about the dead Sherriff for several days consecutively, and then a story about 4 teenagers dying in a car wreck gets 3 minutes of attention. Or even worse yet, the thousands of executions and deaths in foreign countries that doesn' t even get reported here. The other day in Nimbambwea, (whereever the hell that is) Some asshole has a firing squad to shoot 25 people who allegedly stole some chickens from a barn in the middle of butt [edit] Egypt because they were hungry. Here, someone steals a car and the helicopters and news media is all over the freeway watching every minute and the news casters make various shallowly bias comments after the man is caught like, "It's a good thing they caught him, he could have done all sorts of damage and hurt all sorts of people in the united states, because the united states has people that count".
Sorry for the langauge but seriously, this damn ranking one human ape above another has got to stop. We are all apes, created equal and we all shit the same color and fart the same smells. We all get cavities and we all piss other people off. We all suck!
Death to all! Silly human race... Give the planet back to the squirrels and tweety birds.
Butters
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Hammurabi and Moses! Did Moses plagurise Hammurabi?
by Gill inhammurabi, a great king of the babylonians was a great lawgiver.
some of his laws were pretty humane and he set in place in babylon a legal system with judges, lawyers etc and some pretty advanced for its time, laws protecting women and children from abuse.. he claimed to have received his laws from the top of a mountain engraved in stone!.
he claimed this 500 years before moses did and to be honest, his laws were pretty much more humane, though still not overthrowing a life for a life, he was able to set in place compensation system which meant people of babylon were not after eachothers lives anymore for misdemeanours but could claim compensation from the courts.
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Ok, I am back and I got my hamburger. I don't know why I had the urge to go to Burger King. Hammburger was good though.
I have found the original copy of Hammurabi here, and see that it was indeed a mountain he was on, but not the type we think of. It was actually a giant preexistent breast implant left there by a mysterious time traveler from our future.
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Evil Pumpkin Carving Pics (I hope)
by HadEnuf ini'm not sure if these pics will come thru.
mr. rat told me once how to post pics and i hope i remember.
brain cell death is occuring at an alarming rate in my head.
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Butters
Oh my god that is absolutely the best! Even my own evil kinving mind couldn't think of that... Are you going to mount them on a major route or highway near the Kingdom Hall? Perhaps one should be carved with some vulgar words towards the elder that you disliked the most? See...Butters goes too far with brain thinking. I should just stick to thinking with my special purpose instead.
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Having it all ways
by youcanhaveago inwhen i was "in" an acquaintance said to me - you lot want it all ways , when the bible says the sign of the end is "wars and reports of wars "you grab that.when the bible says a cry of "peace and security" is a sign if the end you grab that.. contrasting signs but both a pointer to the end times.. did he have a point ?.
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It all points to cornish game hens.
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WHAT SENTENCE WOULD YOU GIVE THIS CREEP?
by Mary injeff skilling, one of the top sleazebags who screwed thousands of people out of their jobs, pension and livelihood at enron, will be sentenced tomorrow.
what sentence would you give this creep if it were up to you?.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061022/ts_nm/enron_skilling_dc_2.
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Oh and to answer the question properly, I would read him a sentence from Hamlet by Shakespeare.
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Hammurabi and Moses! Did Moses plagurise Hammurabi?
by Gill inhammurabi, a great king of the babylonians was a great lawgiver.
some of his laws were pretty humane and he set in place in babylon a legal system with judges, lawyers etc and some pretty advanced for its time, laws protecting women and children from abuse.. he claimed to have received his laws from the top of a mountain engraved in stone!.
he claimed this 500 years before moses did and to be honest, his laws were pretty much more humane, though still not overthrowing a life for a life, he was able to set in place compensation system which meant people of babylon were not after eachothers lives anymore for misdemeanours but could claim compensation from the courts.
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I'm confused. Didn't Moses write about the garden of Eden and creation and that snake that Eve had sex with? Didn't all that happen before King Hammburabi's lifetime? Suddently, I have become hungry and desire to go to burger king... Don't know why...
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What's Your Favourite Board Game? Fluff Level 3
by Clam inwhat's your favourite board game?
i'm asking because i want to go out tomorrow and buy a new one.
my kids have re-discovered that they can be a lot more fun than ps2 games and of course it's something we can all play together on a more sociable level.
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Butters
It's either "Hasbro's Slippery Steps" or "Ooh! You're Blue! The Hold Your Breath Game"...
Butters