Well, actually, I was thinking of starting a new religion out of this. "The Pumpkin Witnesses". We could start an entire cult based upon how the pumpkin is going to consume the world at Pumpageddon, a new day when the Great Pumpkin will gather all the other pumpkins together to battle Jehovah's Witnessses. It would be like a warning to JW's. (Butters 16:16)
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Vegetables on Front Porch Cause Uproar of Scandal and Intrigue for Local KH
by Check_Your_Premises inapupi - illinois.
local jw, susan estrogen, recalls her horror when she first saw the large, orange vegetables on the porch.
"there i was between breaks while out on field service when i saw it!
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Trade Centers/Pentagon
by Butters ini was wonderin' how you guys see the conspiracy of the trade center demolition and the attack on the pentagon?
it has been well established now some years later that there must have been detonation devices lining the elevator shafts of the three trade towers that collapsed.
after 1 and 2 fell, no one really ever questioned the way that 3rd one fell in the same manner (pancake collapse style, as a controlled demolition goes).
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Butters
That is part of the objective. Usually the brain dead don't speak unless their deadness is being called into question.
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My Baloney has a first Name
by OUTLAW inmy baloney has a first name it`s o..s..c..a..r..my baloney has a second name it`s m..a..y..e..r.....those are the words to a song in an advertisement for a sandwich meat company oscar mayer..every time i hear that tune i laugh.. ..do you know any funny lyrics to a song?...outlaw
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Butters
How does the Butterball turkey song go?
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Not good, not good at all
by lola28 inhi guys,.
sorry to burden you all with this but i really have no one that i want to talk about this with, i'm afraid that i will burst into tears and wont be able to stop if i call any of my friends and tell them what's going on.
my little sister has been ill with a fever for three weeks, her doctor kept telling her it was just a bad case of the flu and that she had an ear infection, he gave her antibiotics and sent her home.
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Butters
Your little sister will be in my prayers.
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Email being forwarded by witnesses in my area.
by Dune ini've been fading for about two months but i still get emails from witnesses.. i received this today.
with the subject "trailer which ties in directly with the new tract".. http://www.deliverusfromevilthemovie.com/site.php?trailer=1.
the trailer is a documentary about the pedophile priests.
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Butters
It looks like an issue that needs to be brought out though. Perhaps the sequel will be about the Watchtower Society. Turnabout would be fair play, I think.
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Vegetables on Front Porch Cause Uproar of Scandal and Intrigue for Local KH
by Check_Your_Premises inapupi - illinois.
local jw, susan estrogen, recalls her horror when she first saw the large, orange vegetables on the porch.
"there i was between breaks while out on field service when i saw it!
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Butters
Ok OnTheWayOut, I am going out to Yester's farm right now and buying a fresh sloppy supply of pumpkins and heading off to the three KH's in this general vicinity. Oh yes, I am in JACKSONVILLE, FLORIDA by the way. Be prepared Kingdom Halls. I have been given an order and now must become..... PROFESSOR CHAOS! How do you guys like the idea of putting little notes on the pumpkin (perhaps Hallmark cards) with a greeting? And a $5 bill? Just to be facetious.
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..Jehovah`s Witness`s.. Lack of real Appreciation for Life
by OUTLAW injehovah`s witness`s have a lack of real appreciation for life..no birthdays..no christmas..no need for education..no need for charity..little interaction with the outside world..shun family and friends..allow friends and family to suffer because of ever changing rules and policies of the wbt$..very little love for anything outside the wbt$..jehovah`s witness`s believe they will live forever..does believing they will live forever make them less appreciative of the life they are wasting?...outlaw
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Butters
I think you guys misunderstood me. I celebrate about 20 birthdays a year, and 40 Christmas celebrations per year at work. Err. maybe the other way around. But the point is that it is not what the WT set in our minds that counts. It's what we each personally think with our own FREE MINDS. I don't let a sock dictate which foot it goes on either. Love ya OUTLAW! I was actually agreeing with you in any light...
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The Watchtower Society—a Woman's Perspective
by The wanderer in<!-- .style1 { font-family: arial, sans-serif; color: #b450ab; } .style2 { font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; } --> the watchtower societya woman's perspective often times, i wondered how the sisters viewed the organization.. there will be two or three inquiries regarding this discussion so.
any information regarding it would be appreciated.. the way the sisters dressed according to the way the society viewed women what did you.
think about there standards regarding the dress code?.
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Butters
One toke over the line sweet Jesus...One toke over the line...
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Vegetables on Front Porch Cause Uproar of Scandal and Intrigue for Local KH
by Check_Your_Premises inapupi - illinois.
local jw, susan estrogen, recalls her horror when she first saw the large, orange vegetables on the porch.
"there i was between breaks while out on field service when i saw it!
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Butters
I love this! If I may add one thing... HAVE A HAPPY HALLOWEEN, HALLOWEEN, HALLOWEEN! HAVE A HAPPY HALLOWEEN, TO YOUR DEATH ROLL! I remember the time I was counseled for watching Peanuts, "The Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown" episode... LOL. HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYBODY!
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Can Somebody Tell Me What This is?....:)
by Legolas inagain that is this thing..... :).
is it supposed to be a face or what?.
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Butters
I was always under the impression it was the world trade centers and the side of the pentagon that got hit. :)