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  Share your favorite silly/stoopid joke...

  by Priest73 in

  1. social
  2. humour

  hey,.

  did you guys hear what happened to the pope when he went to mount olive?.

  popeye beat the snot out of him.

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  kifoy

  There was this world famous painter. In the prime of her career,
  she started losing her eyesight. Fearful that she might lose her
  life as a painter, she went to see the best eye surgeon in the world.
  
  After several weeks of delicate surgery and therapy, her eyesight was
  restored. The painter was so grateful that she decided to show
  her gratitude by repainting the doctor's office. Part of her work
  included painting a gigantic eye on one wall. When she had finished her
  work, she held a press conference to unveil her latest work of art: the
  doctor's office.
  
  During the press conference, one reporter noticed the eye on the wall,
  and asked the doctor, "What was your first reaction upon seeing your
  newly painted office, especially that large eye on the wall?" To this, the
  eye doctor responded, "I said to myself 'Thank God I'm not a gynecologist.'
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  Share your favorite silly/stoopid joke...

  by Priest73 in

  1. social
  2. humour

  hey,.

  did you guys hear what happened to the pope when he went to mount olive?.

  popeye beat the snot out of him.

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  kifoy

  Josh was helping Sally, the blonde, clean out the trunk of her car.
  Inside, he noticed a bag labeled "Emergency Repair Kit". Looking at it a
  little closer, he noticed a stick of dynamite inside.
  
  Thinking that was a bit strange, he asked Sally what it was for.
  
  She said, "It's part of my emergency repair kit."
  
  Josh said, "I can see that, but why?"
  
  Sally replied, "In case I have a flat and need to blow up one of my tires."
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  In Search of the Hysterical Jesus

  by Bible_Student777 in

  1. social
  2. humour

  it arrived in my email yesterday:.

  merry christmas one and all!

  the christmas season brings to mind visions of the baby jesus, wrapped in swaddling clothes and lying in a manger (a manger is a feeding-trough for farm animals by the way, and i know darn well most of you didn't know that!

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  kifoy

  Bible_Student777: Yes, that's the one
  
  DInah:

  I also loved the scripture in Isaiah that warned us he wouldn't be handsome.

  Where in Isaiah was that?
  
  But why it is such a "shocking" news to some that Jesus looked like his fellow people, is a mystery to me
  
  I wonder what the ordinary JW would think if The Watchtower started to present Jesus like the image above?
  
  kifoy
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  JW spotting in cartoon

  by kifoy in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  (the cartoonist has got maternity leave at the moment, but is instead reviving some old cartoons of her main cartoon nemi.

  today (12.12.2007) it was time for some jw humour.

  http://bildr.no/view/130217.

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  kifoy

  JWs are always a popular humour subject in cartoons. I found some more...
  
  First we have the most popular cartoon in Norway at the time, Pondus:
  
  http://bildr.no/view/130373
  
  1. – Al-right! So you must read a little! Swot up on something! But no one has ever died of that, Kevin. – Can we be absolutely sure of that?
  2. Cheer up, hon. It's only math exam, it's not the end of the world! – I think I would prefer the end of the world, preferably before Friday! (door bell ringing)
  3. (Holding Awake!) – The end of the world draws near!
  4. – Ask if something is happening before Friday! – Read, Kevin! Now!
  
  And from the second most popular comic in Norway, M (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M_%28comic_strip%29), i bring you these:
  
  http://bildr.no/view/130376
  
  1. (door bell)
  2. – Mr. Eriksen...
  3. – ... was it possible to borrow your computer a minute? I need to... check the balance of my Internet bank account.
  4. – Are you Jehovah's Witnesses? – No. – Mormons? – Nope.
  5. – Okay then! Come in. Coffee? – Thank you. – Thank you. – Thank you.
  
  
  http://bildr.no/view/130381
  
  1. – Hello there! Can I tell you a little about Jesus? – What? Are you a Christian? – Yes? – Why?
  2. – Because... The Bible says that God loved the world so much... – Oh, but that's just a mouldy and old fairy-tale book! – It is? – Yes, yes!
  3. Why don't you just as well come in and take a beer! We're watching "Wrath of Khan". – But... – No "but"!
  4. Say hello to Job and Isak, they're Mormons! – We were Mormons! – Now we are trekkies!
  
  And while we're on to these door knockers, I have to show you this as well:
  
  http://bildr.no/view/130385
  
  1. – HA-HA-HA...
  2. – Wait, wait! Darling, can you come here a second?
  3. – Okay, repeat what you said! – eh... well, then, this beautiful lexicon can now be... – Lex...?
  4. (calling his best friend) – Knut? Knut! Listen! – Lehehehe?! What are we? The Flintstones? hexicohohoho...
  
  kifoy
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  Gail Bethea-Jackson video "Progressive Understanding" download

  by drew sagan in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  for those that are interested, i've made the gail bethea-jackson video available for download the video being talked about in this thread:.

  http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/11/148574/1.ashx.

  it's rather large (89mb), but i decided to include in the video then entire jw website so you know exaclty where it came from.

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  kifoy

  It is only available for apple os x.

  
  
  kifoy
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  Getting married too young

  by freedomfighter in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  have noticed an inevitable trend in australia.

  (probably is all over the world).

  as a jw u can't have sex before marriage right?

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  kifoy

  I've seen lots of young couples getting married too young. Even so young (not even 18) that they need to apply to the King (of Norway) for permission. Crazy!
  
  I've also seen couples, not so young, getting married too soon. Like 3-4 months after they met! I think that's crazy too.
  
  And I've more that one time asked myself, if they got married that soon only to be able to "do it"...
  and also those that could not hold back from doing "it" even then, with devastating results.
  
  I felt so sorry for them.
  
  kifoy
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  JW spotting in cartoon

  by kifoy in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  (the cartoonist has got maternity leave at the moment, but is instead reviving some old cartoons of her main cartoon nemi.

  today (12.12.2007) it was time for some jw humour.

  http://bildr.no/view/130217.

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  kifoy

  My pedant husband just asked me why I did not post this in the humour section.
  
  I deeply apologize!
  
  kifoy
  the not so pedant wife
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  JW spotting in cartoon

  by kifoy in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  (the cartoonist has got maternity leave at the moment, but is instead reviving some old cartoons of her main cartoon nemi.

  today (12.12.2007) it was time for some jw humour.

  http://bildr.no/view/130217.

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  kifoy

  (The cartoonist has got maternity leave at the moment, but is instead reviving some old cartoons of her main cartoon Nemi. Today (12.12.2007) it was time for some JW humour.)
  
  
  http://bildr.no/view/130217
  
  For the few of you who don't speak Norwegian , here's some sort of translation:
  1. – Yes, Not to scare you, child... but the earth will go under, that's for sure.
  2. (Holding up The Watchtower) – We think it will be soon. You, being so young, will probably experience it.
  3. – Jehovah's Witnesses, right? &nsbp;&nsbp;&nsbp; – Yes...
  4. – Mm... I like that news better when it is accompanied by corpse make-up and electric guitars...
  
  Peace and prosperity!
  
  kifoy
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  In Search of the Hysterical Jesus

  by Bible_Student777 in

  1. social
  2. humour

  it arrived in my email yesterday:.

  merry christmas one and all!

  the christmas season brings to mind visions of the baby jesus, wrapped in swaddling clothes and lying in a manger (a manger is a feeding-trough for farm animals by the way, and i know darn well most of you didn't know that!

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  kifoy

  I remember National Geographic had a programme on this subject some time ago, where they rebuilt and "put skin on" an old scull they had found from that time period, to give an image of how Jesus might have looked like. Nowhere near the squeaky clean, white man you see in the illustrations, that's for sure.
  
  I think it was this one, at least I recognize the first picture there:
  Real Face Of Jesus: December 2002 Cover Story
  
  I think this topic is really cool
  
  kifoy
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  Quote of the month. . .

  by Pioneer Spit...oh, i mean Spirit in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  intelligence is the righteous use of truth.. (from my boss's bag of useless phrases and quotes came this goody--was very meaningful to me).

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  kifoy

  A secret is something you only tell to one person at a time.
  
  kifoy