Are you being "stabilized in the faith"? LOL
[the brother giving the talk actually said stah-bil-ized]
Frequent_Fader_Miles
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Worst WT term ever
by Robert7 inmy vote for the worst watchtower term is:.
circumcision of the heart!.
i can't believe that there are people who can not only say "circumcision of the heart" with a straight face in front of the congregation, but defend its 'meaning'.. other runners up in my opinion:.
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Wilma & Willy Watchtower, the continuing parody (please add to it if you li
by Cheetos in(narrator: wilma and willy are out in the field service four days before christmas) .
willy says: well," because of all these christmas lights on these houses if armageddon came now it would be easy for gods destroyers to find the unworthy ones who will be eaten at the great evening meal of god.
wilma says: oh", yes willy and just think of all the nice houses we can choose from to inhabit once those who opposes the society are killed off, just thinking about the possibility of having my pick of all these nice homes makes me more anxious for the battle to come.. .
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Frequent_Fader_Miles
Wilma shouts: "So I'm a dried up old woman now Willy? With your attitude, if I weren't supposed to show subjection to my husbandly owner I'd just .... [phone rings]
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Wilma & Willy Watchtower, the continuing parody (please add to it if you li
by Cheetos in(narrator: wilma and willy are out in the field service four days before christmas) .
willy says: well," because of all these christmas lights on these houses if armageddon came now it would be easy for gods destroyers to find the unworthy ones who will be eaten at the great evening meal of god.
wilma says: oh", yes willy and just think of all the nice houses we can choose from to inhabit once those who opposes the society are killed off, just thinking about the possibility of having my pick of all these nice homes makes me more anxious for the battle to come.. .
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Frequent_Fader_Miles
Wilma, you really need to stop PMSing ... especially since you've gone through menopause already.
Wilma glares at Willy ....
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Wilma & Willy Watchtower, the continuing parody (please add to it if you li
by Cheetos in(narrator: wilma and willy are out in the field service four days before christmas) .
willy says: well," because of all these christmas lights on these houses if armageddon came now it would be easy for gods destroyers to find the unworthy ones who will be eaten at the great evening meal of god.
wilma says: oh", yes willy and just think of all the nice houses we can choose from to inhabit once those who opposes the society are killed off, just thinking about the possibility of having my pick of all these nice homes makes me more anxious for the battle to come.. .
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That's not peppermint stick juice you moron! Can't you see I've been crying my eyes out all afternoon? You never pay any attention to me Willy! All you think about is field service so you can call on that house we went to this afternoon!
Now because of your tomfoolery we have to face a JC! It's all your fault.
Wilma leaves the room in a tearful rage ..
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Getting Married Today!
by alamb incourthouse.
3:30. thought i'd tell my "family" here.
thanks for being the friends you are.
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Frequent_Fader_Miles
What great news!!!!!
Congratulations, best wishes and everything else!!
Marriage is great .... be very happy together!
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So, you're in love with someone that you're not compatible with ....
by Frequent_Fader_Miles inperhaps it was "love at first sight", but then you get to know him/her more intimately and realize your goals and amitions couldn't be further apart.
not that he/she isn't a good person ... just not right for you.
the physical attraction is real, but issues that are important to you pale into insignificance in his/her mind.
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Frequent_Fader_Miles
all that counts is to be in love
I tend to disagree with that sentiment. So many things can go "wrong" in love ... wrong reason, wrong person, wrong place, wrong time ....
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So, you're in love with someone that you're not compatible with ....
by Frequent_Fader_Miles inperhaps it was "love at first sight", but then you get to know him/her more intimately and realize your goals and amitions couldn't be further apart.
not that he/she isn't a good person ... just not right for you.
the physical attraction is real, but issues that are important to you pale into insignificance in his/her mind.
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Frequent_Fader_Miles
They say that opposites attract
Generically speaking, "complements" are opposites. They "attract" because each fulfils the other's needs perfectly. They are complete opposites, and therein lies the nature of the attraction.
Theoretically, opposites may attract ... but in reality it may be a whole different story!
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So, you're in love with someone that you're not compatible with ....
by Frequent_Fader_Miles inperhaps it was "love at first sight", but then you get to know him/her more intimately and realize your goals and amitions couldn't be further apart.
not that he/she isn't a good person ... just not right for you.
the physical attraction is real, but issues that are important to you pale into insignificance in his/her mind.
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I keep a vigorous social network besides my husband to get those needs met.
A very valid point indeed! It's so important not to "lose yourself" in somebody else. Provided that you already know yourself, investing socially in one person exclusively could be asking for trouble.
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Wilma & Willy Watchtower, the continuing parody (please add to it if you li
by Cheetos in(narrator: wilma and willy are out in the field service four days before christmas) .
willy says: well," because of all these christmas lights on these houses if armageddon came now it would be easy for gods destroyers to find the unworthy ones who will be eaten at the great evening meal of god.
wilma says: oh", yes willy and just think of all the nice houses we can choose from to inhabit once those who opposes the society are killed off, just thinking about the possibility of having my pick of all these nice homes makes me more anxious for the battle to come.. .
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Frequent_Fader_Miles
Sister Wilma, actually there are several bound volumes both you and your husband should review. I shall be delivering them to your house shortly as I'm in the area. I'm looking at your husband right now, and his conduct is surely not becoming of a christian!
As you know, tripping over Santa Claus is a disfellowshipping offense. Please review the bound volumes and prepare for a JC meeting this week.
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Wilma & Willy Watchtower, the continuing parody (please add to it if you li
by Cheetos in(narrator: wilma and willy are out in the field service four days before christmas) .
willy says: well," because of all these christmas lights on these houses if armageddon came now it would be easy for gods destroyers to find the unworthy ones who will be eaten at the great evening meal of god.
wilma says: oh", yes willy and just think of all the nice houses we can choose from to inhabit once those who opposes the society are killed off, just thinking about the possibility of having my pick of all these nice homes makes me more anxious for the battle to come.. .
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Frequent_Fader_Miles
Wilma realizes she's missing the bound volume she needs. She calls Elder Hounder on his cellphone to ask if he had one she could borrow.
Elder hounder was on field service at the time, right in front the house where Willy's lying flat out in the driveway after tripping over Santa Claus ....