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  Wilma & Willy Watchtower, the continuing parody (please add to it if you li

  by Cheetos in

  1. jw
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  (narrator: wilma and willy are out in the field service four days before christmas) .

  willy says: well," because of all these christmas lights on these houses if armageddon came now it would be easy for gods destroyers to find the unworthy ones who will be eaten at the great evening meal of god.

  wilma says: oh", yes willy and just think of all the nice houses we can choose from to inhabit once those who opposes the society are killed off, just thinking about the possibility of having my pick of all these nice homes makes me more anxious for the battle to come.. .

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  ... good old Brother Boring ... drunk as a fish, staggering with a pile of bound volumes in his arms.

  "Brother Hounder asked me to drop these off." [his speech is notably slurred]
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  How long does it take to make a Witness?

  by DoubleVision in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  sorry, i don't have a punch line for this subject line, but i .

  sure someone will come up with one.. anyway, how long does it take to make a witness?.

  after seeing the 2007 stats i thought to myself how many.

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  Inkling .... I see you understood my pun!
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  Chemical structure of "NOOLITE"? Any science grads?

  by hamsterbait in

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  any chemistry grads able to give the formula??

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  hb.

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  Frequent_Fader_Miles

  I thought it was 2 parts gullibility, with 6 parts ignorance, and 5 parts chameleon.
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  How long does it take to make a Witness?

  by DoubleVision in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  sorry, i don't have a punch line for this subject line, but i .

  sure someone will come up with one.. anyway, how long does it take to make a witness?.

  after seeing the 2007 stats i thought to myself how many.

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  Frequent_Fader_Miles

  How long does it take to make a witness?

  Erm ... about 9 lunar months?
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  Can U Stop The Elders From Having A Judicial Committee Against You?

  by minimus in

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  2. friends

  i don't think so.

  i believe that if they decide to have it, there's nothing legallyspeaking, that you can do to thwart it.. what's your opinion??

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  FFM,I know of an elder who tried to convince the elders to disfellowship a man who had committed suicide!

  Did the posthumous disfellowshipping work?
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  *FLUFF ALERT* Wild Beast picture in Rev Book. Is it LMAO?

  by Open mind in

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  ok here's a scholarly review of this week's book study lesson in the revelation climax book.. the wild beast leaping out of the sea on page 189.. about 6 out of 10 of the heads look like they are laughing hysterically.

  open mind.

  if anybody's able to post the picture that would be great..

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  Frequent_Fader_Miles

  but how in the hell can a mammal breathe under water???? The "Wild Beast"is clearly coming from under the sea...I gotta say,the WB is a REAL badass...

  Didn't you hear? It's a symbolic sea ....
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  New study edition magazine left in my door

  by troubled mind in

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  came home just now for my lunch break and two mags were in my door .

  the jan.15 study edition and the jan. awake .

  a friend of mine thatt still speaks to me from the hall must have dropped them off .

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  Frequent_Fader_Miles

  the emphasis on not using your education to the full for getting ahead materially , but take a pay cut and pioneer you will be so much more happier .....excuse me lunch is coming up

  Did you manage to keep it down?
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  Can U Stop The Elders From Having A Judicial Committee Against You?

  by minimus in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i don't think so.

  i believe that if they decide to have it, there's nothing legallyspeaking, that you can do to thwart it.. what's your opinion??

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  Frequent_Fader_Miles

  they CAN, if they so desire, meet behind closed doors and slander you. And there's nuthin' you can really do about it.

  What if you're legally dead ... will they still do it? [just kidding]
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  My Life as a 'Famous' Jehovah's Witness

  by united states of nothing in

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  2. experiences

  just let me start out by saying i am unable to give certain details of my life as i have learned very quickly this can cause a lot of problems.

  i was born into the 'truth' as my mother had been studying with a few sisters on and off at a local congregation.

  my father was never a jw and came in and out of my life for many years..to this day i do not give him much time.

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  But that's just me, a once-famous theater critic for the New Yorker magazine and ex-best-selling author (please! no guessing), talking.

  Sir82 ... that's funny. LOL
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  Micheal Jackson's Childhood makes MSN Bad Parenting List

  by V in

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  2. scandals

  source.

  famously bad parenting.

  michael jackson.

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  Oh Lord! What can I say about MJ?

  What a pity ... all that talent ... such a cute kid ... ending up looking like a freak of nature.