.. the adverts that pop up here?
Whatever the topic, the ads are [somewhat] linked.
Sometimes it's hilarious.
Mention a topic, like SEX SEX SEX or RELIGION RELIGION RELIGION... and watch how the ads change.
Trevanian
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Does anyone else love...
by Trevanian in.. the adverts that pop up here?.
whatever the topic, the ads are [somewhat] linked.. sometimes it's hilarious.. mention a topic, like sex sex sex or religion religion religion... and watch how the ads change..
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What was the unforgivable sin supposed to be?
by White Dove inthe wts never really mentioned what it was.
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Trevanian
I always thought sinning against the holy spirit (as JWs see it) was if you not only became apostate, but additionally "turned against" your 'brothers' and picketed, or published material against the WBTS etc. Like Raymond Franz for instance.
LOL!!!
Like all of us here.
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Do you ever feel that you'd like to go to church...
by Trevanian in...but don't know where to start looking for a good church to attend?.
or maybe feel too guilty with leftover jw emotions to even think about going to church at all?.
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One of my core beliefs is that religion has served its purpose, and that society going forward has no need for its controlling and divisive presence.
Having said that, on a day like Christmas Day, I'm feeling that I wish I had at least some options. That I could maybe pop into some church somewhere for old-times sake. Sing a carol, what the hell.
I don't just think about this on Christmas Day, but today it's a bit more of a relevent question.
Merry Christmas to you and your family!
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Do you ever feel that you'd like to go to church...
by Trevanian in...but don't know where to start looking for a good church to attend?.
or maybe feel too guilty with leftover jw emotions to even think about going to church at all?.
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...but don't know where to start looking for a good church to attend?
Or maybe feel too guilty with leftover JW emotions to even think about going to church at all?
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Is the nanny the key to the mystery?
Whose nanny is she?
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Wilma & Willy Watchtower, the continuing parody (please add to it if you li
by Cheetos in(narrator: wilma and willy are out in the field service four days before christmas) .
willy says: well," because of all these christmas lights on these houses if armageddon came now it would be easy for gods destroyers to find the unworthy ones who will be eaten at the great evening meal of god.
wilma says: oh", yes willy and just think of all the nice houses we can choose from to inhabit once those who opposes the society are killed off, just thinking about the possibility of having my pick of all these nice homes makes me more anxious for the battle to come.. .
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Willy hears Wilma and Brother Boring bantering near the front door, but he's not really listening. He stumbles over to the fireplace, sits down a bit too firmly on his lay-z-boy reclining chair right in front of it, and watches the receding flames, mesmerised.
He looks around for something to stoke the fire with on this icy cold Christmas Eve. He reaches for the bottle of Jim Beam, splashes some onto the fading fire, and watches the brief flash of new light before the fire starts to fade even more quickly.
His dark-blue and light-blue striped bathrobe is barely keeping him warm, a bit like Wilma these days actually, he thinks. "My cold fish of a wife."
"This isn't right!" Willy exclaims under his breath. He reaches over to the bound volumes on the coffee table and starts to tear out a few pages at a time, crunching them in his hands before throwing them as kindling onto the quickly dying fire.
He rips the pages, faster and faster, as the light gets brighter. Soon Awake Volumes 1974 thru to 1985 are in flames, and he slowly starts to feel warmer as the flames begin leaping again.
Wilma turns to wach the fire dancing brightly now, looks back to Brother Boring, and says, "You know what? Come inside, Brother. It's cold outside."
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Sports, JWD, Celebrities Year in review -Mr. Flipper- Host with a Take !
by flipper inthis thread will be done in the manner of a popular sports talk show on radio & espn by a guy with the initials j. r. !
( don't want to cause problems for the mods) !
it's been a hell of a year in the news in sports, jwd, and celebrities , so i invite you to share your takes with me and everybody here on what you have seen this year in these categories .
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Hi Mr flipper
Yes also a first time caller here.
For me two things marked the year 2007.
Firstly, Madeleine McCann "went missing", which is not a globally important event in itself. But instead of searching for her or grieving, her parents mounted an all-out profiteering media campaign, a truly bizarre exercise in parenthood.
I think the main thing this taught us is that thousands of little kids go missing every year all over the world, but the higher the media noise the "more important" these kids are.
Oh, and the parents would burn in hell if there were a hell, but there's not, so they'll just have to live with what they've done for the rest of their natural lives.
Secondly, George Bush continued to send kids into Iraq, to fight a war that is not only illegitimate, but also hugely damaging to the families of the boy soldiers AND the families, normal families, in the country of Iraq.
These families have no lesser right than your family to be happy, to exist, to go about their daily family lives uninterrupted by Mr Bush and his backers.
Oh, and George W Bush would burn in hell if there were a hell, but there's not, so he'll just have to live with what he's done for the rest of his natural life.
That's all for now.
Bye.
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Doing this early..Anyone going to Burning man fest this year?
by avishai incheap tickets go on sale in early jan., the event is'nt 'til august, i've tried to arrange meetups, but always at the 11th hour.
here's the site, www.burningman.com.
also, you can get low income "scholarships".
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Burning Man is an awesome concept.
A bit like Lord of the Flies. Let people loose to just be themselves.
It's the antithesis of Witnessdom.
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Worst WT term ever
by Robert7 inmy vote for the worst watchtower term is:.
circumcision of the heart!.
i can't believe that there are people who can not only say "circumcision of the heart" with a straight face in front of the congregation, but defend its 'meaning'.. other runners up in my opinion:.
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"Permafrost"
"Tacking"
These are both new to me. What do they mean?
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Wilma & Willy Watchtower, the continuing parody (please add to it if you li
by Cheetos in(narrator: wilma and willy are out in the field service four days before christmas) .
willy says: well," because of all these christmas lights on these houses if armageddon came now it would be easy for gods destroyers to find the unworthy ones who will be eaten at the great evening meal of god.
wilma says: oh", yes willy and just think of all the nice houses we can choose from to inhabit once those who opposes the society are killed off, just thinking about the possibility of having my pick of all these nice homes makes me more anxious for the battle to come.. .
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Willy draws his wife close to him, and whispers in her ear:
"I'm so glad you're so strong in the truth, my love."
Wilma feels his hand reaching inside her pink robe and says softly:
"My husband, my head, I'm so happy you're such an upstanding member of the congregation."
Wilma pulls herself away from Willy and goes back to the phone to say a quick goodbye to Brother Boring:
"Um, see you later."
Toggles to the Janet on hold:
"Something urgent has just come up."