-Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?
Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.
Son: Is it true? Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries.
Father: That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE!
-There was a man who said, "I never knew what happiness was until I got married...and then it was too late!"
-Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
-They say when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage, it is self-defense.
-When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
-There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married, and now he is going through HELL.