There's a couple of real "fliers" in the OT, some just plain stupid. I remember reading from the Pidgin bible at meetings and assemblies just to break the boredom. Nothing beats John 3:16 in Pidgin.
- Ezekiel 23:20 Common English Bible (CEB)
20 She lusted after their male consorts, whose sexual organs were like those of donkeys, and whose ejaculation was like that of horses.
- Numbers 31:17-18 International Children’s Bible (ICB)
17 Kill all the Midianite boys. Kill all the Midianite women who have had physical relations. 18 But save the girls for yourselves who are virgins.
- Deuteronomy 23:1 Good News Translation (GNT)
23 “No man who has been castrated or whose penis has been cut off may be included among the Lord's people.
- Deuteronomy 23:2 Good News Translation (GNT)
2 “No one born out of wedlock or any descendant of such a person, even in the tenth generation, may be included among the Lord's people.
- Deuteronomy 14:21 International Children’s Bible (ICB)
21 Do not eat anything you find that is already dead. You may give it to a foreigner living in your town. He may eat it. Or you may sell it to a foreigner. But you are holy people. You belong to the Lord your God. Do not cook a baby goat in its mother’s milk.
- 1 Samuel 5:9 Young's Literal Translation (YLT)
9 and it cometh to pass after they have brought it round, that the hand of Jehovah is against the city -- a very great destruction; and He smiteth the men of the city, from small even unto great; and break forth on them do emerods.
- Mark 14:51-52 Hawai‘i Pidgin (HWP)
51 Had one young guy wit one lavalava on, an he go wit Jesus. 52 Dey wen grab him, an he drop da lavalava an run away naked.
- John 3:16 Hawai‘i Pidgin (HWP)
16 “God wen get so plenny love an aloha fo da peopo inside da world, dat he wen send me, his one an ony Boy, so dat everybody dat trus me no get cut off from God, but get da real kine life dat stay to da max foeva.
