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Is it ok to be critical of the pope yet?????????

by tyydyy in

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censorship borg style.

somebody killed the pope's last poop thread just because someone else was offended when i mentioned that i think that he wasn't such a good guy.

if you think you might be offended by what's said in a thread then don't read it.

Englishman

Well, Max, I'm sorry you are displeased with my decision. I'd also point out that I'm quite happy to retract something when I make mistakes. However, I do stand by my decision to lock the thread.

Englishman.

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Creative House-to-House Time Wasting Manuevers

by Black Man in

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anyone here master the art of pressing in the doorbell without really pressing it?

how about knocking where it seems loud on the outside, but you know it can't be heard on the inside.

or standing at a door for up to 5 minutes when you know nobody was there.

I've actually clocked up 3 hours without speaking to a soul. We'd usually kick off by putting a leaflet through a door, then go out into the country where there were miles to walk between houses. Then drive back, another leaflet in another door, into the pub, voila, I'm a pioneer!

Englishman.

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Is it ok to be critical of the pope yet?????????

by tyydyy in

jw
friends

censorship borg style.

somebody killed the pope's last poop thread just because someone else was offended when i mentioned that i think that he wasn't such a good guy.

if you think you might be offended by what's said in a thread then don't read it.

Englishman

I locked the thread because it was, IMHO, in very poor taste.

Englishman.

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The Pope just took his last poop.........

by WingCommander in

i'm sure the jw's will be dancing around the may pole tonight celebrating!!

honestly, mother therasa did more to help the needy and poor then the pope did any day.

i always found it funny how catholics worshipped the pope, and even seem to think he is christ on earth or something.

Englishman

Enough, I think.

Englishman.

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BMW's New No Steering Wheel Car:

by Englishman in

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a brilliant solution for those who take their cars abroad..

Englishman

A brilliant solution for those who take their cars abroad.

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Guess who's a dad again?

by Thirdson in

our daughter was born yesterday.

mrs thirdson and baby firstdaughter are doing fine.. i haven't posted much in the past year.

i've been rather busy and life is going to get even more hectic.. 3rd (aka proud dad).

Englishman

Excellent news!

Plus, regards to your missus whom I met all too fleetingly also when you visited me while I was in hospital. It's all such a blur now...musta been the drugs...

Englishman.

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Witness Rictus

by Englishman in

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a few years back, there was a whole spate of pics appeared on the web showing jw's grinning inanely.

a lot of them were the work of the wt artists and featured ecstatic dubbies in paradise locations.

some of them were "set up pics" of happy bible studies or delighted householders for publication in the wt and awake.. the reason it's come to mind is because of the number of dubbies i see around my home town, especially in the supermarket.

Englishman

A few years back, there was a whole spate of pics appeared on the web showing JW's grinning inanely. A lot of them were the work of the WT artists and featured ecstatic dubbies in paradise locations. Some of them were "set up pics" of happy Bible studies or delighted householders for publication in the WT and Awake.

The reason it's come to mind is because of the number of dubbies I see around my home town, especially in the supermarket. I have to tell you they look like the most miserable bunch of folk that I have ever seen in my life!

Anyway, I was wondering if anyone had some of the inane grin pics of happy smiley witnesses that they could post up here. It would really give us all a lift, don't you think?

Englishman.

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Prince Charles Drops A Bollock

by Englishman in

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hrh prince charles and his boys were being interviewed by the bbc.

the super-sensitive microphones picked up his comments to the boys while they were being interviewed on the ski slopes in klosters.

we all heard his words as clear as day as they were broadcast around the world.. here's the transcript.

Englishman

HRH Prince Charles and his boys were being interviewed by the BBC. The super-sensitive microphones picked up his comments to the boys while they were being interviewed on the ski slopes in Klosters. We all heard his words as clear as day as they were broadcast around the world.

Here's the transcript. Or you can visit the BBC site and watch the video:

>>>>>As the three princes posed, a photographer said: "Look like you know each other".

Prince Charles:"Do I put my arms around you?"

Prince William: "No, don't but you can take the horrible glasses away."

Charles: "Do not be rude about my glasses, I couldn't bear it if you were."

Charles: "What do we do?"

William: "Keep smiling, keep smiling."

BBC reporter Nicholas Witchell asked how the princes were feeling about the wedding.

William: "[I'm] very happy, very pleased. It will be a good day."

Witchell repeated his question for Prince Charles.

Charles: "Well it's a nice thought. I am very glad you have heard of it anyway."

The three princes then chuckled among themselves.

Charles (under his breath) "These bloody people. I can't bear that man. I mean, he's so awful, he really is."

William, responding to a further question about the wedding: "So long as I don't lose the ring, it will be all right. My one responsibility. I'm bound to get something wrong."

Reporter: "As this is your last holiday together before the wedding, I was wondering, William and Harry, if you were planning any kind of appropriate send-off for your father?"

Prince Harry: "It's been and done."

William: "You've missed it. It was good fun."

Reporter: "He wasn't chained to anything?"

William: (laughing) No.

Charles: "What makes him think that?"

William was asked about photos published in British tabloids of him with his girlfriend Kate Middleton.

William: "I haven't seen any of it. I'm just gagging to be on the slopes. Simple as that."<<<<<<

That's it. Poor Nicholas Witchell.

Englishman.

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