EP:
Seriously, blah blah blah is all I saw when I read this. Good job on making assumptions and deciding threats are the way to deal with the crime against humanity of leaning against a car.
Despite fantasies of violence and ass kickings going on around here that seem more common than a 13 year old boy having wet dreams, the response was wholly inappropriate to situation.
It's too bad you weren't there, because apparently you would've flawlessly handled the situation. After all, you've done such a fabulous job taking Fakesmile's story and yourself way too seriously.