Sounds like the New Kingdom Hall Time Share. YOU buy the place, then each year YOU pay a maintenance fee. Oh, by the way, Hurricane Ivan hit the island and the condo, I mean Kingdom Hall, needs repairs, YOU cough up more money, oh, and by the way, while on vacation, YOU get to help fix the place up.
Wait, was I talking about time shares or Kingdom Halls? I forgot.
Snakes (of the "shaking his head in disgust" Sheep Class)