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  Post Your Favorite Misheard Lyrics

  by APieceOfShitNamedTate in

  1. social
  2. humour

  @0:53 - "she got dishes, she got fish sticks and snacks/got it ready for the willy, got a chicken in the back.".

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krp_fqcmsva .

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  ShirleyW

  Here is one that's a little different. It's a Britney Spears song called "If U Seek Amy". Get it?

  If U Seek Amy = F-U-C-K ME

  Did a fifth grade boy right that song, pure stupidity and silliness.
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  Smurf Girl's Phone Call

  by APieceOfShitNamedTate in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrmozm2lo1i .

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  That's Victoria I think her real name is, she's sometimes on Rick Fearon's videoconference talking about how the Dubs and the Masons are so entertwined and her dad and uncles were Masons and Dubs and her doll is the real story behind the Smurf walking out the KH. This chick has some serious issues, when she's featured on Rick's show I tune out until she's done, can't take her anymore
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  One simple photo to sum up the heartless and hypocritical attitudes of many Jehovah's Witnesses

  by nicolaou in

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  this was taken in london yesterday by a twitter user still managing his fade so i can't be more specific than that.

  disgusting.

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  That pic reminds me of a homeless beggar that I always see at a certain subway station here in NYC, while he's begging everyone for a quarter I notice he's always holding a Washtowel, so one pompous Dub proudly gives him a rag everyday instead of quarter and feels good about it too I'm sure. Thing is you can't eat or drink a magazine, only thing he can do is save it to wipe his ass when he finds a quiet corner somewhere.
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  If You Could Tell A Prospective Jehovah’s Witness Something What Would It Be?

  by minimus in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  any words of wisdom?

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  RUN ! !
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  Subliminal Messaging

  by truthlover123 in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  for over 20 years subliminal pictures showed up in most books, wt, and awakes- eighties, nineties and into 2000's.... demons, gods, you name it-- .

  question: is anyone seeing anything like this in todays publications?

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  I believe the Yellow Songbook from 2008/9 when opened up has a giant Penis in the artwork on the cover...

  Really!! Interesting, very interesting . . .
  
  
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  New mangled words

  by road to nowhere in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  exampler.

  like in christ is ours.

  add this to liberry pronounciation and aks.

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  Blondie - We had a sister do the same thing in the ministry school !! Her talk was about pronunciation and she kept saying "noun", when the brother graded her he didn't mention anything about it.

  And on this board, although we don't hear how people pronounce words, the spelling sometimes . . .

  my faves are:

  babtize

  masterbation

  definately ( just don't understand when definitely grew an "a" )

  And my all time favorite on this board was "dawter" and he kept spelling it that way all through his post, a grown man.
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  What music are you enjoying today?

  by ZindagiNaMilegiDobaara in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  1.just been listening to this lady's innovtive tool as music instrument.

  incredible story too.. https://youtu.be/_nlmm9kcbks.

  2.listening to this gives me so much peace and relaxes me .

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  blondie - if you're just up to the eighties you've got a long way to go to catch up with the music you've missed !
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  Another thing that woke me up

  by nowawake14 in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  well, the typical person doesn't have to worry about field service and reporting time.

  so why should i have to?.

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  one of the last "arms waving like loons" live-acting convention dramas (before videos took over),

  I didn't know they don't have the dramas anymore, so they don't wave their arms like loons on the videos I guess, must've hired an acting coach, the same one that prepped the guy on the deaf video about yanking your crank.
  
  
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  Do You Think Disfellowshipping Is The Worst Thing About Jehovah’s Witnesses?

  by minimus in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  the longer i’m out the more i feel that disfellowshipping is cruel.

  i understand the organization tells parents to not even accept emails or texts from their disfellowshipped children.

  while i was a witness they tried to discourage families from association but there was some leeway if it was considered necessary business to interact.

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  The absolute worst thing is how they have messed with peoples physical health regarding the blood issue. Many have died thinking they were pleasing Almighty Jah when, in fact it's just a made up rule by 7 drunken men who resided in Brooklyn. That's the absolute worst thing they have done and are still doing.

  Now the 7 drunken ones now say it's ok to take blood fractions? Where does a blood fraction come from, blood !!
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  What we did when attending a dry JW wedding reception.

  by smiddy3 in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  many years ago when the wife and i were still active we attended a friends wedding reception at a top class licensed restaurant in the cbd ,we were close friends with the bride and her family .apparently the grooms parents decided it was going to be a dry reception with no alcohol to be served.. as i said we were close friends with the brides parents an elder & " elderette" and they certainly liked a drink or two or three etc.. i asked the bartender for a drink for my wife & myself and was told it was a dry session & no alcohol was to be served as the grooms father was putting the bill.. so i said to the bartender i am quite happy to pay my own way for the drinks regardless ,so i got served while everybody else had to sit through a dry session.. and these were well off people trying to make a statement .. bloody wowsers..

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  ShirleyW

  @ShirleyW, Central Business District?

  Could be, have no idea, sounds good though