i have done some really bad things that involve kittens and ducks but i do not want to tell you my story, unless you ask, then i will have to refuse.
while i need help and consolation, i hate everyone on this board and will attack anyone that replies to this topic.
please do not try to help me or i will kill myself and it will be your fault.. love,.
The trouble with duck is that when you roast them, all that's left to eat is skin, grease and bone.
Same problem with kittens, actually.
Expatbrit
Alright, alright, that was just a joke about the kittens, OK? I like cats, I really do....I'm a cat person..Cats are great...so don't start ranting at me, ok?....jeez, a guy can't even make a joke without getting stomped on......
brits v yanks.
this is just for laughs, but let's be honest us brits are most definately ahead of our 'cousins' across the water in the credibility stakes.. i'll kick us off and see where we go;.
[1] the beautiful game.. it's called football.
Celia:
The French are like most nationalities. The women are a delight to the mind and senses. The men? Well.....take 'em or leave 'em.
Expatbrit
"a helping hand".
a young girl, dressed in her kingdom halls' best was running.
as fast as she could to the kingdom hall down the street.. as she ran, she prayed, "jehvoah , please don't let me be.
She also beleived the demons were plaguing her often. Every six months or so she would burn her clothes and buy more.
Holy smokes! Hope my wife doesn't read that. What a great excuse to go shopping!
Expatbrit
brits v yanks.
this is just for laughs, but let's be honest us brits are most definately ahead of our 'cousins' across the water in the credibility stakes.. i'll kick us off and see where we go;.
[1] the beautiful game.. it's called football.
I lost count of the score, but my feeling is that it's probably about:
UK: -50 gazillion
US: -50 gazillion
I'm off to live in Yemen.
Expatbrit (up the Yemenis class)
i was just wondering about most of you guys.
since you aren't jws anymore, what are your beliefs now?
have you rejected the bible as a whole?
I don't have any confidence in any religion anymore. All religions are so human. If the Almighty God had a true religion, surely it would be so blindingly obvious, so pure and above human failings, that there could be no doubt possible. All religions are about control of others, and accumulation of power to the religious masters.
So maybe God doesn't exist. Maybe he does and, for whatever reason, he has decided not to confirm his existence. I don't know. If he does exist and wants me to know, then I'm damn sure he'll see to it.
The Bible? Obviously the product of humans and human religious ideas. It's too full of errors and contradictions and the sheer ridiculous to be anything else.
So I guess I'm an agnostic, with some humanism thrown in.
Expatbrit
brits v yanks.
this is just for laughs, but let's be honest us brits are most definately ahead of our 'cousins' across the water in the credibility stakes.. i'll kick us off and see where we go;.
[1] the beautiful game.. it's called football.
Isn't Dr Alan Turing a big name in the genesis of computers?
What's his contribution?
Expatbrit, who's interest in history runs out somewhere around 1901.
brits v yanks.
this is just for laughs, but let's be honest us brits are most definately ahead of our 'cousins' across the water in the credibility stakes.. i'll kick us off and see where we go;.
[1] the beautiful game.. it's called football.
JanH:
Caffeinus non est conjugatum.
Expatbrit
brits v yanks.
this is just for laughs, but let's be honest us brits are most definately ahead of our 'cousins' across the water in the credibility stakes.. i'll kick us off and see where we go;.
[1] the beautiful game.. it's called football.
Mommy:
Mind if I e-mail you?
Expatbrit
brits v yanks.
this is just for laughs, but let's be honest us brits are most definately ahead of our 'cousins' across the water in the credibility stakes.. i'll kick us off and see where we go;.
[1] the beautiful game.. it's called football.
THAT'S IT!
LDH has gone too far! Trashing our royals!
Launch Fergie at 'em again. That'll bring 'em whimpering to surrender!
Expatbrit
i was intersted in what brought "you" out.. with me it was the 607 bce thing.
i always followed the org and would have died for it but when i saw the fallacy of the 607 date that blew it for me.
i am now on a quest to try and find something to feel comfortable with.
Like others, there were several aspects, which all accumulated to tip the balance.
Scientific innaccuracies (if even I can see them, they must be basic!)
Historical contradictions and insistence on obviously disproved dates.
Oh how convenient new light. A really important thing for me was how they changed the generation thing in 1995. 81 years after 1914. But worldly scholars and christendom had known this stuff for years. "God's channel" didn't find out till 1995? Scummy bilge!
Historical revisionism. I was young in '75, but I do remember it. The revisionist history promulgated by the WT today is pure dishonesty.
In the end, there were simply too many hoops to keep jumping through to justify this stuff. And then it becomes clear that the emperor has no clothes (not you Waiting).
Expatbrit
