i have known many previous incarnations.
i walked the earth as nostradamus, uther pendragon, count cagliostro and rodrigo borgia, although not in that order.
i speak seventeen languages, i have played darts with the dalai lama and shared my sleeping bag with rasputin, albert einstein, lawrence of arabia and george formby.
OK so I haven't been on here for a couple of years, just occasionally read of Sparkplug's shoulder while doing her hair. Glad to see that I still fit in.
I'm a Greek Goddess, the Queen of Sheba, the daughter of Mother Teresa and Elvis and I'm the best damn stripper you've ever seen. I invented post-it notes and cubicles. Oh and I can do some SERIOUS damage with a bowl of pudding, a cactus and a rusty ceiling fan blade. Have we met? :)
ok, so sparkplug says i have to start a thread.
she says that since i'm using her computer, i have to write something.. so...here i am.
i'm cretia.
DUDE! It was Aiden Quinn! I can't believe I said Leiam Neison (or however it's spelled)....I was apparently ripped and unaware.
LOVED the whiskey poem. Thanks for the welcome everyone! Sparkplug said something about the May 6th apostafest...Might just have to see what I can do about being there. Not sure. Depends on where the kiddos will be.
ok, so sparkplug says i have to start a thread.
she says that since i'm using her computer, i have to write something.. so...here i am.
i'm cretia.
AH thanks! Glad to be recognized by one of our own! Now we all need to get T-shirts for the next apostafest! OH and can we get them with underwires and padding?
ok, so sparkplug says i have to start a thread.
she says that since i'm using her computer, i have to write something.. so...here i am.
i'm cretia.
Bernadette and Gretchen, thanks for the welcome. It's always appreciated. I think I might have stepped on toes already. oh well, I can't help it. Sparky's over here shaking her head asking herself (out loud mind you) "what have I done?!"
Abandoned, I didn't thing W(hat)TF would mean the same as WHEN TF did we get a jacuzzi. Therefore the spelling our of "when". Didn't want to lose anyone in the thread. No offense taken. oh and BTW, WTF were all those acronyms? LOL
ok, so sparkplug says i have to start a thread.
she says that since i'm using her computer, i have to write something.. so...here i am.
i'm cretia.
To Frannie.....the corvette I can do, the lots and lots of food...I have 3 kids, 2 cats, a bird, a fish and a squirrel. Can't afford to feed much more. You're a good person!
To Abandoned (that sounds SO sad) thanks for the welcome! Was unaware of the jacuzzi. Sparkplug asked "When TF did we get a jacuzzi?" You REALLY need to share these things.
ok, so sparkplug says i have to start a thread.
she says that since i'm using her computer, i have to write something.. so...here i am.
i'm cretia.
ROFLMAO! Ms Frannie! Tell CP (otherwise known as "forrest gump with a bad attitude") No beaver shots here! We keeps it clean.
ok, so sparkplug says i have to start a thread.
she says that since i'm using her computer, i have to write something.. so...here i am.
i'm cretia.
Elsewhere! You wingnut! You KNOW me. Go away. We only have one pork chop left and you can't take it home!
Frannie, apologies for inadvertently waking up Crabby Pants. Going by the name (Crabby Pants) the whole waking thing was a bad thing.
ok, so sparkplug says i have to start a thread.
she says that since i'm using her computer, i have to write something.. so...here i am.
i'm cretia.
sorry, new to the game. Thank you for the wecome misanthropic, twitch and bikerchic. Was in the process however was diverted by the shiny object that is my drink. :) yeah....VERY happy. no nekked pics of me in this joint. Sparkplug says she has nekked pics of me, SO NOT TRUE!
"Wait, did I turn off the gas? OH! No, I'm a f**&ing squirrel." Eddie Izzard. If anyone gets a chance to see him or comes across a DVD of his stand up, you REALLY want to get it. I had to rewind a few times because I was laughing so hard.
ok, so sparkplug says i have to start a thread.
she says that since i'm using her computer, i have to write something.. so...here i am.
i'm cretia.
Oh hambeak no! She and I have been friends WAY too long! Close to 13 years now. We have our moments where we don't talk but we always wind up back together. Kind of like an old married couple who turns down their hearing aids so they don't have to listen to each other's shit. lol
ok, so sparkplug says i have to start a thread.
she says that since i'm using her computer, i have to write something.. so...here i am.
i'm cretia.
Ok, so Sparkplug says I have to start a thread. She SAYS that since I'm using her computer, I have to write something.
SO...here I am. I'm Cretia. Have known Sparkplug since our JW days.....and the disfellowshipped days, and the reinstated days...then the disassociated days. Yeah, you could say that I'm her dark half. She says I'm a successful fader. Probably because they didn't like my attitude while I was in there, being the rebel that I was. Have you ever seen the movie "Legends of the Fall"? Let's just say, she was the Liam Nieson character...trying SO hard to do what they wanted. The sweet, innocent, long suffering individual that she is, sorry was. Apparently not anymore. She's behind me yelling right now. Anyway, I'm the Brad Pitt character that really didn't give a shit and did what they wanted to because...well, it didn't matter and everyone was willing to make excuses for me. I "didn't know better". I wasn't raised "in the truth". So I was accepted.
It wasn't long after baptism that, with a stiff middle finger and a lit cigarette hanging from my lips, I bid the witnesses farwell. Well, that and the fact that Sparkplug showed up at my door WITH a pack of cigarettes and I wound up in the emergency room with a broke cootchie. Long story....NO, I'm strickly dickly. Had to do with a torn ACL and a bad chair. 6 of 9, shut the hell up. You don't know what happened. By the way....bite me. That's right, I've infultrated the board. (insert maniacal laugh here)
Yeah, we're VERY happy right now. It's all good. She keeps telling me you guys are family.. So what was the reason for this thread? oh yeah...welcome to me. :)
SO...what's going on? Who's nekked?
