Posts by AlphaOmega

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BADBOY-WHO AM I?

by badboy in

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since someone asked.. i am a severly disabled person who likes travel,history and science.. what else is there to say?.

Microsoft Strangeness

by AlphaOmega in

magic #1. an indian discovered that nobody can create a folder.

anywhere on the computer which can be named as "con".. this is something pretty cool...and unbelievable.

at microsoft the whole team, couldn't answer why this.

AlphaOmega

Try this, highlight text in a word document, hold down the shift key and press the F3 button. buwahahaha, just kidding. I use this function all of the time.

I like that too

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Microsoft Strangeness

by AlphaOmega in

magic #1. an indian discovered that nobody can create a folder.

anywhere on the computer which can be named as "con".. this is something pretty cool...and unbelievable.

at microsoft the whole team, couldn't answer why this.

AlphaOmega

You can't name a folder "con" because it is a reserved name from the days of DOS.
Any sentence, most any sentence, with the stucture of 4 letters, 3 letters, 3 letters, 5 letters will result in the chinese characters.
the =rand(200,99) is a macro in word that displays the entire alphabet in one sentence. It's normally used to check fonts. you can type =rand(10,5) and get less paragraphs(200) and sentences (99).
Still fun tricks to play on folks.

GENIUS !!! How could I ever forget the DOS days

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~BLESSED SAMHAIN / HAPPY HALLOWEEN ~

by Sirona in

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blessed samhain.

hugs.

sirona.

Microsoft Strangeness

by AlphaOmega in

magic #1. an indian discovered that nobody can create a folder.

anywhere on the computer which can be named as "con".. this is something pretty cool...and unbelievable.

at microsoft the whole team, couldn't answer why this.

MAGIC #1An Indian discovered that nobody can create a FOLDER
anywhere on the computer which can be named as "CON".
This is something pretty cool...and unbelievable. ..
At Microsoft the whole Team, couldn't answer why this
happened!
TRY IT NOW ,IT WILL NOT CREATE " CON " FOLDER ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ----- MAGIC #2For those of you using Windows, do the following:

1.) Open an empty notepad file
2.) Type "Bush hid the facts" (without the quotes)
3.) Save it as whatever you want.
4.) Close it, and re-open it.

is it just a really weird bug? Confused? ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ----- MAGIC #3microsoft crazy facts

This is something pretty cool and neat...and
unbelievable. .. At Microsoft the whole Team,
including Bill Gates, couldn't answer why this
happened!

It was discovered by a Brazilian. Try it out
yourself...

Open Microsoft Word and type

=rand (200, 99)

And then press ENTER

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need a scan of the wt jan 15 2008

by cultswatter in

need a tiif scan of the page with the triangle please.

please use the descreening filter in the scanner(epson calls it descreen).. i want to do some serious image work on the triangle but a crappy jpeg or png won't do.

if you think that i am obsessed with this triangle then you are right.

AlphaOmega

Cultswatter...

We made scans for you in the format that you requested last time... but it seemed that we were left in suspense...

http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/12/144375/1.ashx

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I have found something truly horrific.

by cultswatter in

this is big, very big.

bigger that pascal petite(well, just as big), bigger than the demonic hand or the rams head in the live forever book!!.

to present this properly, i will need a scan of the page in the live forever book where the thief is running from the police clutching a bag of goods.

AlphaOmega

bttt.

Was there a response to this ?

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Simple answers to complicated situations

by JH in

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the jw's always seem to have a simple answer to any problem.. give examples of how jw's would answer a specific problem.

AlphaOmega

The stock answer seems to be "Wait on Jehovah".

...or if they are talking with me, it is usually, "I'll have to look that up and get back to you"

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Who Died Today?

by blondie in

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last will and testament of charles taze russellhaving at various times during past years donated to the watch tower bible and tract society all of my personal possessions except a small personal bank account of approximately two hundred dollars, in the exchange national bank of pittsburgh, which will properly be paid over to my wife if she survives me, i have merely love and christian good wishes to leave to all of the dear members of the bible house family-and all other dear colaborers in the harvest work-yea, for all of the household of faith in every place who call upon the name of the lord jesus as their redeemer.. .

however, in view of the fact that in donating the journal zion's watch tower, the old theology quarterly and the copyrights of the millennial dawn scripture studies books and various other booklets, hymn-books, etc., to the watch tower bible and tract society, i did so with the explicit understanding that i should have full control of all the interests of these publications during my life time, and that after my decease they should be conducted according to my wishes.

an editorial committee of five.

AlphaOmega

Did anyone notice is funeral instrctions? In lieu of a discourse we requested that a few of "the bretheren" say a few words.
I wonder what he would think of the Society's uptight, rigid, manuscript funeral talk that is the only option for "good witness" funerals, and their "no eulogy" policy?
Personnaly, even though I am now anti-religion, I admire this guy. I think he was an honest hearted, freethinker, who had no intention of creating the monstrosity that the WT is today.
changeling

I agree. I did think he was "honest-hearted", but I remember reading that he wasn't a nice bloke in his personal life. He even went so far as to say that all Christian denominations should be considered "brothers". Rutherford however is a different matter.

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Who Died Today?

by blondie in

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last will and testament of charles taze russellhaving at various times during past years donated to the watch tower bible and tract society all of my personal possessions except a small personal bank account of approximately two hundred dollars, in the exchange national bank of pittsburgh, which will properly be paid over to my wife if she survives me, i have merely love and christian good wishes to leave to all of the dear members of the bible house family-and all other dear colaborers in the harvest work-yea, for all of the household of faith in every place who call upon the name of the lord jesus as their redeemer.. .

however, in view of the fact that in donating the journal zion's watch tower, the old theology quarterly and the copyrights of the millennial dawn scripture studies books and various other booklets, hymn-books, etc., to the watch tower bible and tract society, i did so with the explicit understanding that i should have full control of all the interests of these publications during my life time, and that after my decease they should be conducted according to my wishes.

an editorial committee of five.

AlphaOmega

Thanks Blondie.

Some JWs were trying to convince me that the veil between this world and the next was thinner tonight and nearly wet themselves when I told them that Russell died on 31st October. They thought that it made perfect sense for him to have been taken on this night .