Posts by Tara

for a while i feel i was implicated by a scatological quagmire of ruffians who wanted nothing more than to cast doubt on the magnanimous glory that is me.

now i feel justified in gaining ascendancy over their impotent crescendo of inane and asinine banter, and thank god that my glory survives unscathed.

as such, i will continue to bless this board with my insights at no charge, other than to exact your praise and worship.

Tara

As usual, I missed all the drama. I said something nice about you on Mochat.....kinda.

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Ask Happy Homemaker!

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friends

are you in a muddle over domestic chores?

ask happy homemaker for practical and up-to-the-minute advice.

you won't be disappointed!.

Tara

Dear Sam,
"Cats rule! Dogs drool." - Sassy (?)
Amen, Sister!
Arrangements are being made for Milo's relocation even as we speak ...
Does Mummy approve, you naughty little baggage?!?!?!?
Hope this helps!
Happy Homemaker

Dear Happy Homemaker,

Alas, no, she does not approve. She loves that mangy little mutt. Why, I couldn't tell you! She was most distressed with me for even thinking, let alone suggesting, such a thing! In fact she grounded me, took away my computer priviledges, and threatened to stop buying the cream that I so dearly love. It appears we are stuck with him for the duration.

Thank you ever so much for your willingness to help rid my life of this drooling, ill mannered fur ball.

Yours formulating Plan B,

Sam

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3,000,000 reasons JWD kicked ass

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well, we made it past the 3 million post mark ... what a huge milestone - it makes it one of the largest discussion forums on the internet!.

a big thank you to everyone who posted on this site, shared a little bit of themselves with us or just said 'hi' along the way.. thank you for making this place rock and kick ass!.

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Tara

Congratulations, Simon, mods, and fellow posters.

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are you in a muddle over domestic chores?

ask happy homemaker for practical and up-to-the-minute advice.

you won't be disappointed!.

Tara

Dear Happy Homemaker,

Your apology is most appreciated and accepted.

Now, about that trip to New Foundland... Might I persuade you to find room in your suitcase for a cat sized dog? No need to bring him back with you, either.

Cats rule! Dogs drool.

Sam

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are you in a muddle over domestic chores?

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Tara

I've only just returned from the far east, guest of the redoubtable Sheikh Al-Hattal. I had with me various products - all organic, as urine is organic and "like dissolves like." Inorganic cleaners, for this raison, simply cannot cut it, as it were.

Dear Happy Homemaker,

I appreciate your efforts on behalf of my poor rug. What you say re: organic vs inorganic and like dissolving like makes perfect sense. Thank you very much. I will try your suggestions.

Sam, my dear cat, wishes to alert you and all your readers that she would never be so barbaric as to pee on the rug. She is most embarrassed that anyone could even think she would do something so incredibly rude. She has demanded that I clarify that it was indeed the dog who was so naughty.

Milo, the offending dog, has nothing to say about the matter.

Gratefully yours,

TOSOTH

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Tara

surely there must be some household quandary that nips at your heels ...
May Happy help?

Dear Happy Homemaker,

Alas, there is a household quandary nipping at my heels or, rather, peeing on the rug in my bedroom. What is your solution for getting rid of pet stains?

Please don't tell me to send the offending little beast off to the pound as that is not an option I care to consider.

I eagerly await your reply.

Signed,

Tired of scrubbing only to have the stain reappear when dry.

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friends

are you in a muddle over domestic chores?

ask happy homemaker for practical and up-to-the-minute advice.

you won't be disappointed!.

Tara

LOL. Not being smart enough to come up with a witty comment, all I can do is LOL.