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  well, I just participated in a miracle

  by Hortensia in

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  i went to good will on the way home from work.

  bought a dining room table i could afford.

  a nice young woman helped me put it in my trunk.

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  wings

  Wings - you know the Virgin Mobil helps those that help themselves. How about target practice with a pistol? Or feed it to a Rottweiler. Or maybe just use a hammer? You could test the cell phone, how many times do you have to flush it before it is ruined. Or, maybe test whether cell phones go through the dishwasher safely. Or, put it in the driveway and try to do wheelies on it with your car. Try dropping it from progressively higher windows until it breaks. I'm sure there's a government grant for this kind of research. Damn, I'm inspired today!

  Thank you for your wisdom Mediator of the Virgin Mobile. It will be tested by fire today. If there is any gold in it, she can have it back.
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  well, I just participated in a miracle

  by Hortensia in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  i went to good will on the way home from work.

  bought a dining room table i could afford.

  a nice young woman helped me put it in my trunk.

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  wings

  Mind you, that one of my daughters got my cell phone bill over $1000.00. How in the hell do you talk that much!?

  It's called downloads. No problem, I don't like to talk on the phone either. I'm actually not paying for her phone right now (previous problem same as yours). She is just annoying me. I'm actually avoiding my real problems right now, and if it would get blown to bits that would entertain me deeply.
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  well, I just participated in a miracle

  by Hortensia in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  i went to good will on the way home from work.

  bought a dining room table i could afford.

  a nice young woman helped me put it in my trunk.

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  wings

  there is no place like home...there's no place like home....there's no place like home. Oh, sorry wrong chant. I believe....I believe.....I believe my daughters cell phone will get blown to bits, I believe my daughter's cell phone will get blown to bits. Should I click my heels together? I'm not too good at this.
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  More Damned Snow in the air today!!!

  by AK - Jeff in

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  2. friends

  yesterday we were blessed with another 8 inch snowfall.

  it was [in defense] among the most beautiful days we have had this winter - the temps around 30 and the sun was out sometimes.

  i spent the entire day at home with the grandmunchkins - they spent most of it outside playing in the wintery stuff, as they were off school.

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  wings

  This has been the warmest winter of my life. There may be a northern relocation somewhere in my future

  I know what you mean Sweetface. We had two snows that actually stuck enough to look white. Only lasted a couple of hours then it was all gone. Both days they closed down the schools, lol.
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  More Damned Snow in the air today!!!

  by AK - Jeff in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  yesterday we were blessed with another 8 inch snowfall.

  it was [in defense] among the most beautiful days we have had this winter - the temps around 30 and the sun was out sometimes.

  i spent the entire day at home with the grandmunchkins - they spent most of it outside playing in the wintery stuff, as they were off school.

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  wings

  groundhog....cook it slow and long in a good hot salsa, it covers up the taste. Well, it works for rabbit anyway.

  I think that I am snow deprived. I love it. But I remember during the tough winters, about March it gets old.
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  well, I just participated in a miracle

  by Hortensia in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  i went to good will on the way home from work.

  bought a dining room table i could afford.

  a nice young woman helped me put it in my trunk.

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  wings

  The Mediator has the power to help you sing...just drink some of that wine!

  You know, I have tried that before, and it is just hopeless. However, if I could revive my faith like by getting a prayer answered, hint...hint..., then the wine might work. Elvis where are you when I need you?
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  well, I just participated in a miracle

  by Hortensia in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  i went to good will on the way home from work.

  bought a dining room table i could afford.

  a nice young woman helped me put it in my trunk.

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  wings

  Did you know that Elvis has left the building?

  He lives!! I thought I saw him in Vegas several years ago. Hortensia, could you ask him about my daughters cell phone please? Remember, blown to bits would be my preference.

  I can't sing, otherwise I'd join you for choir prictice, trust me I'm doing you all a favor.
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  Some Things About JWs Just Aren't Right!..... Huh???

  by minimus in

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  just because someone's a witness, it doesn't mean they're horrible people.

  but the religion is very strange.

  when you think about it, a witness can't go to a work christmas party by themselves but if an unbelieving mate wanted his jw wife to accompany him, this is her personal business.

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  wings

  "Religion is a racket and a snare"....no shit
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  ATTN: NEWBIES - How to behave on an Internet Forum.........

  by Bourne in

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  thought all you newbies would benefit from this instructional video....enjoy.. .

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  wings

  I LIKE TO SCREAM SO JUST GET USE TO IT.

  What's more, all teenagers are evil, EVIL. Otherwise, I agree, LOL.
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  well, I just participated in a miracle

  by Hortensia in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  i went to good will on the way home from work.

  bought a dining room table i could afford.

  a nice young woman helped me put it in my trunk.

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  wings

  I just don't know where to start, you all are too funny.

  Hortensia, if you have a trunk big enough for a dinning room table, you must have one big ass bumper. The lord clearly saw an opportunity for a miricle.

  So since my prayers aren't being answered lately, would you mind praying that my daughters cell phone gets blown to bits. Lost would be okay, blown to bits would be better. I am past being annoyed about her ringtones and over minutes, constant text messaging. I just need the thing gone. Please help me.