Posts by WTWizard

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I think the Jw Religion is getting better. Not by choice.

by pistolpete in

one of my jw family member had a big get together.

he invited a lot of his jw friends.

there was teenage kids, couples, singles.

WTWizard

Enjoy it while it lasts. Once this coronavirus scare gives them half a break, there will be a big push to get everyone back to the boasting sessions and field circus. Anyone they feel can be exploited with a minimum of interference from the Gods (and they can't simply sweep under the rug anything they did while out) will be ordered back to the boasting sessions under the guise that they are ordained ministers from being baptized. This is in fact a binding contract, and they are waiting to use it to force people back that are exploitable with a minimum of fuss.

And even worse. They will make being vaccinated, and boosted as soon as possible, mandatory. And wearing masks--and not just whatever you happen to purchase at your local supermarket or online. Dress masks that need to be dry cleaned. (And are specific colors--drab colors, not even clean white or black masks that are easily available at reasonable costs and in bulk quantity.) I dread having to get vaccinated (and no, that Amazon "shot"--quercetin--does not count as "vaccinated"). I dread having to fulfill my binding contract (binding by way of baptism) to be an ordained minister of a religion intended to help joke-hova enslave the world. I dread mandatory carrying a pocket bible everywhere, and having multiple bibles including one in Hebrew (and having to learn that foul language). Just as soon as this scare gives them half a break.

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R movies

by road to nowhere in

jw
friends

witnesses never watch r movies.

but they understand references to wood chippers and banjo music.. other than that the rating system is not worldwide .

WTWizard

They are not supposed to watch R movies. This is one of those things that, if you are caught, you can lose "privileges" for. And if they feel like it, they can monitor you and if you watch any more "bad" movies, they get you for "brazen conduct".

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GB 2021 Update #10 - "get vaccinated"

by neat blue dog in

am the turd comes the closest to just coming right out and telling jws they have to do it.

he says, 'there's no need to worry, just keep doing what works: wear masks, wash your hands and get vaccinated when possible'.

the busybodies are going to be even more insufferable now than they have been.

WTWizard

Keep doing what does not work. Masks do nothing to prevent hand-to-eye transmission. (And little to slow transmission through breathing.) Washing hands is a good idea, and that is especially if you are working where you handle ready to eat food or dishes. (But it will not solve this virus.) And vaccines are the worst thing you can do--people can and do get sick with coronavirus after being fully vaccinated, and get it again later.

Now, this is one more thing I refuse to do for the washtowel. Obviously, they do not believe in the Amazon "shot" (which is going online to get a bottle--or more than one--of quercetin and take that regularly). And that's the only "shot" I am getting--with the virus going around at work among those getting regular vaccines but those with no vaccination getting bee-sting sized sicknesses (if that), this Amazon "shot" is good enough for me.

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What Does Prayer Actually Do?

by punkofnice in

if you think it works, what is your evidence outside of possible coincidence?.

WTWizard

It simply gives joke-hova your energy to help it enslave the whole world under the most miserable circumstances. And yes, if you pray regarding this wimp virus, you are empowering joke-hova to create a worse version of it, or better to make vaccination mandatory earthwide, including all booster shots. (Not to mention, getting that Amazon "shot" taken off the market.)

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29% of Americans are "Nones"

by IWant2Leave in

according to a recent pew report, ones who are not affiliated with any religion are the fastest growing group.

if they were a religion they would be the largest.

's who are leaving religion, but cuts across a wide spectrum.

WTWizard

It is better to have zero religion than a garbage one. And Christi-SCAM-ity is pure garbage. Jesus is nothing more than the archetype of the perfect slave--why would I want to follow that thing? Islam and judaism are no better, either--both are designed to enslave the whole world. And none of those three abominations are worth adhering to.

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Geoffrey Jackson- soliciting?

by molybdenum in

i listened to geoffrey jackson’s latest talk “assisting our brothers materially “.

jackson presented some arguments, one of which was….jesus did not stop the widow from putting money in the contribution box in the temple.

basically saying regardless of your financial situation you have to donate.

WTWizard

They are getting exactly what they deserve from me. Which is nothing.

Why would I give a positive amount of money to a religion that is nothing more than a death trap, making me an ordained minister in something that is working to enslave the whole world, responsible for the whole territory (along with the other ordained ministers, which anyone becomes upon baptism), binds me to that abomination of a god they have, and then has the nerve to expect me to donate beyond my means?

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The Watchtower—Study Edition | February 2022 Trust in Jehovah ...We really meant ''the Governing Body''

by RULES & REGULATIONS in

the watchtower—study edition | february 2022. study article 6. do you trust in jehovah’s way of doing things?.

15 as the end of this system of things draws near, we need to trust in jehovah’s way of doing things as never before.

during the great tribulation, we may receive instructions that seem strange, impractical, or illogical.

WTWizard

And what if the directions joke-hova provides benefit, not us, but joke-hova? Who simply wants us all enslaved. That thing is responsible for one of the wimpiest "diseases" I have ever heard of resulting in dangerous vaccines being forced on us all and for everyone to be locked down. This in order to funnel all of our wealth into joke-hova and its "chosen people". And, do you think the Filthful and Disgraceful Slavebugger is going to do any better? I don't.

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puctuality..

by zachias in

a small incident happened to me today that has triggered me to say this.. how many of you have seen that jw are fairly hopeless and being anywhere on time.. an obvious one is the families that never miss a meeting and never miss arriving late with resultant fuss.

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but in day to day things as well.arriving late for a paid job.. leaving early, ditto.. not turning up for a bbq without even a phone call.. being in all things disorganized.. and, how many of you have seen the above become the norm in people once they become jw that were not that way before....

WTWizard

What when field circus runs long. When I was in, they always had a little game of seeing how close they could keep me out until it was time to work, so I would always arrive a few minutes late. Without those parasites, I am almost never late for work--not before, not since. (Aside from those times when random bad luck forces me to run late.)

And not by a few minutes, either. I would tell them that I needed to be in by a specific time, that would leave me plenty of time to get to work in time. But they would keep me out for one call after another. Or, they would deliberately leave late from boasting sessions so I would run late for work. Always finding one thing after another to keep them from leaving, often a good 20 minutes after everyone else was gone.

But you don't dare being late for a boasting session or field circus, for any reason.

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Demons. Afraid or not?

by punkofnice in

when i was a jobot i had the fear of demons rammed down my throat.. now i am without any faith, i don't have that fear because it seems irrational.

a fairy tale from the minds of some weirdo.. now i don't have to worry about buying stuff 2nd hand.. it always amused me how some jobots would pooh pooh charity (goodwill to my american cousins), shops or 2nd hand shops in case demons inhabited a jumper or a chest of drawers.

yet at the same time they'd buy a 2nd hand car.

WTWizard

Afraid of the Demons? It is joke-hova that one really should be afraid of--that thing uses extortion to get more out of people, and will not hesitate to send one of its angels to attack someone. And then to back off temporarily in exchange for more jokehovian service, only to attack later to extort even more service to that abomination.

As for possession of objects, I doubt it. Angels, on the other hand, can and do attack to extort people to get rid of things that are of use to them or that mean a great deal to them (we can't have anything to compete with serving such a lousy god, can we now?). And, if I would have had the Demons with me back through my life, I would not have been made and bound into an ordained minister of joke-hova--nor would I have to worry that I will be forced back in (and vaccinated) as soon as this bee-sting-sized disease backs off a bit.

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Watchtower Study on 5th December.

by Lost in the fog in

the wt study for this week is all about disfellowshipping.

in an early paragraph it said "think how heartbroken jehovah must have been when members of his own angelic family turned their back on him!".

however when you think about it, when this happened according to the wt teaching, jehovah still engaged with satan in the heavens (book of job) and had conversations with him about what was going on in the earth.. so why do the wt org practice shunning when jehovah god obviously didn't?.

WTWizard

Do they mention what happens when joke-hova is the one getting disfellowshipped? For enslaving the whole earth and ruining it, exploiting it for its own benefit. That abomination of a god deserves to be disfellowshipped.