Posts by WTWizard

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Typical jw doublespeak

by nowwhat? in

the org.

said to follow government guidelines but here in ohio they are making everyone wear masks for the meetings, despite the fact mask wearing is only mandatory in health care facilities!

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And what about the styles? I have an assortment of those useless masks in quite a few colors and styles. These range from plain, dull colors (or white) to floral, paisley (from the late 1960s, sure to give the hounders a stroke), space themes, and even a few sun worship masks (again, sure to give them a serious stroke). And that's just those styles not deemed "politically offensive" such as masks with protest slogans or swear words on them.

No, none of those masks need to be dry cleaned. None are in official "dress" styles. Sure, some come in plain dull colors or with simple tweed patterns. But they are just part of the assortment I got by going to Amazon. (I expect mask mandates to come back without warning, at any time.) But no, I will not get any mask made out of wool, or that has a silk inner lining, or that requires dry cleaning (they are too hard to take care of, for a useless mask). I want masks that only require putting them in warm or hot water, putting simple washing soda or Borax in the water, letting it sit a few minutes, and sloshing it around and wringing it out to clean them, not to waste time taking them to the cleaners.

And no, I am not wearing these useless masks where not required. They want me to go back to the jokehovians, I will not wear one at the boasting session--and I don't care if this wimpy "disease" comes back. I am more worried about the ultimate Pandemic (Christi-SCAM-ity) which cannot be throttled with a mask. My masks are waiting for the day when they once again become required to shop or work, and will see no wearing until then.

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Covid is making a comeback. Going back to the Kingdom Hall is becoming more of a Hope, (like Armageddon)

by pistolpete in

if you have been keeping up with the news, many cities are seeing an uptick in covid cases.

mask mandates are being implemented in many cities.. many pimos are relating that their pimi parents and grandparents are scared to go back and are having a hard time following the elder's exhortation to attend the memorial, because it might be the last.. a lot of pimi's are saying; that it doesn't make logical sense for large groups of people to meet in a crowded building passing and touching emblems and wine glasses while covid is still around and vaccines have not prevented the death of many who still got the virus.

the elders keep reminding the sheeple that "we must obey,even if it doesn't make sense.".

WTWizard

I wonder how long it will be before field circus, door to door, is reinstated. And, along with it, mandatory vaccinations (and being up to date with your boosters) and masks to be worn at all times while in field circus. Then grand boasting sessions, then Israel missions, then longer missions that waste your whole life spreading the far worse pandemic through Africa or Latin America.

And never mind this wimpy disease. I am far more worried about spreading the worst disease through this planet--Christi-SCAM-ity. Let them give the green light to start hounding, and it doesn't stop. First, it's attending in-person boasting sessions (vaccines are mandatory, and masks must be worn at all times during such sessions). Then it is pious-sneering. Next, it is more missionary work--those two week Israel missions, followed by a lifetime in Africa.

Now might be a good time to prepare to learn French. You will need it in Africa.

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Back to the Meetings------Back to Covid.

by pistolpete in

a lot of pimos are reporting that returning to the meetings is backfiring in that covid is spreading among the members returning.. post;.

so last saturday was my first meeting back in person and well it completely backfired.

last night i got a text from my group overseer saying that someone in the hall tested positive for covid and that we need to get tested(great 🎉).. honestly i kinda expected this.

WTWizard

They ought to keep those abominations closed down forever, and not just because The Wimpiest Disease on the Planet is still around. Coronavirus is quite wimpy, but the worse disease is Christi-SCAM-ity. And the jokehovian strain of that virus is especially dangerous. You get it, your soul will suffer and eventually die.

Not to mention, if those buildings are kept locked down forever, there is no way inactive members can be forced back to boasting sessions. And no more field circus. No more Israel missions. No more having to worry about being set up to do missionary work in third world countries in Africa or Latin America. Those who wish to continue attending boasting sessions can do so online, while those who do not simply can refuse to sign in. Once those abominations are opened back up, we get hounding calls--right back to boasting sessions (and sometimes worse than before this coronavirus), right back to forced field circus, right back to annual Israel missions, right back to being recruited to do Africa or Latin America missions that can waste your whole life, right back to having everything you do censored.

With those abominations reopening, coronavirus is the least of your worries. Better, if you are inactive and you think they will go after you (and remember, Christmas decorations and Ouija boards do no good if they end up in the Dumpster), to get those books on Spanish and/or French. (And German.)

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Nagging starting

by road to nowhere in

phone call to us.

attend meeting, wear mask, distance, get shots.

every one was said to be nobodies business.

WTWizard

I get exposed to the virus just about every time I have to work, and I get sicker just being at the boasting sessions or out in field circus than I ever would from this wimp of a virus. And a slight sniffles due to breathing cold air (that is the result of humidifying the air, not a sickness) counts as "a symptom". As for my shot, I am sticking with the Amazon "shot". Nothing else.

However, there is a far worse disease than a wimpy virus. This is called Christianity, and it spread simply being in the vicinity of others who are pushing that filthy bible. You can get that disease through Zoom, or even just reading the bible on its own. This puts the ultimate filth on all your chakras, and Trouble eventually happens as a result. And this "trouble" is more than getting two weeks off from work. It is even worse than getting a disease and dying. Your soul is ruined, and serous trouble dogs you in every life moving forward, until the soul dissipates or you end up in heaven (where it is destroyed). As far as I know, there is no vaccine against this, aside from just not attending churches (or boasting sessions) and throwing that abomination of a book (the bible) in the trash after desecrating it.

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The senseless ''non partakers'' Jesus Memorial

by RULES & REGULATIONS in

matthew 26: 18-20 .

18 he said: “go into the city to so-and-so and say to him, ‘the teacher says: “my appointed time is near; i will celebrate the passover with my disciples at your home.19 so the disciples did as jesus instructed them and prepared for the passover.20 when evening came, he was reclining at the table with the 12 disciples.. only jesus and his 12 disciples were present at the passover .if jesus wanted observers, he would of had some sit down at his last meal and requested that they be present that day and future passovers.

why does the wts feel that observers ( non partakers ) need to attend the yearly memorial?

WTWizard

They want to waste everyone's time and bring them in to donate their spiritual energy to that waste of a thing called jesus, in order to help joke-hova to enslave the whole world.

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Announcemt regarding meeting attendance.

by pistolpete in

i'm sick, i can't attend meetings.

https://www.reddit.com/r/exjw/comments/tk715p/march_19_announcements_if_you_want_to_get_out_of/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3.

WTWizard

I just hope they recognize there is a disease that is far more serious than this wimp coronavirus. It is called Christi-SCAM-ity, and is spread through that bible and washtowel publications. Why go through that soul-destroying disease? And no, Zoom does no good, any more than those masks and sanitizing everything. In fact, Christi-SCAM-ity is more serious than that H5N1 flu.

And, unlike coronavirus, Christi-SCAM-ity makes its victims waste their time and money spreading this cancer through the whole world. That bible gives advice that is detrimental to everyone involved, and this jesus thing is nothing more than the archetype of the perfect slave (which you will become if you catch this disease). People affected by this disease waste their money donating to the spread of the disease, and often find themselves doing short or long missions in other parts of the earth (including "serving where the need is greater). They also do things that are detrimental to their race or the whole of humanity, including not defending themselves.

Also, unlike coronavirus, there is no such thing as a "mild" or "moderate" case of Christi-SCAM-ity. All cases of this vile disease are critical, and they threaten your very soul. Complications include celibacy because you are told to stay single or because you chose to serve this disease, extreme poverty caused by not taking jobs (too busy in the ministry), sickness due to not getting enough sleep or a lousy diet, and general hardships. This is programmed into your soul, and can be extremely difficult to impossible to remove later. And you thought "long COVID" is bad?

And no, masks are not going to do any good here. Even a N99 mask will do no good. As for vaccinations, those do not work--the only "vaccination" against Christi-SCAM-ity is to recognize it for the depopulation tool it is, and even that can be useless if it is forced on you. And sorry, even the Amazon "shot", so effective against coronavirus, is worthless against Christi-SCAM-ity.

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Anyone else remember the Awake saying this?

by BottanicPepper in

i may have put this in the wrong thread.

if so, i'm sorry.. my conundrum is this.... i am almost completely certain that an awake back in the 80's/90's mentioned a group of rock bands we shouldn't listen to and i seem to remember them actually naming guns and roses.. i can't find anything now, and i'm wondering if it's the mandela effect, or if it's another case of the cdrom versions of the awakes being doctored again.. does anyone else remember this?

or am i crazy?

WTWizard

I have seen that washtowel about not listening to rap or heavy metal. It hasn't started with that, either. They have always been against anything that is popular. Back in the late 1970s and early '80s, they were bashing rock music, "that evil disco", and funk music. Anyone that was young in the late 1960s probably knows about how the washtowel felt about the Beatles and the Rolling Stones. Before that, it was Elvis Presley and rock music in general.

Not to mention, if anyone goes along with the rap and heavy metal (including Led Zeppelin, which they classify as heavy metal), they go after songs on flimsier and flimsier grounds until you have only 151 songs you can listen to (that number is subject to change if they add or delete Kingdumb maladies). Out of which I have found some that were every bit as "bad" as many pop songs, yet they will not throw those away the way they made me throw out the good pop songs.

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Back to the Meetings. It's Offical!

by pistolpete in

yep, the vacation is over, it's time to go to work------for free!

😭😢😓😰😡.

https://www.jw.org/en/news/jw/.

WTWizard

I saw this disaster coming, and here come the hounders and those taking it on themselves to force me back to those abominations. Which means mandatory vaccination--against the wimpiest disease on the planet, and even that gone by. If this disaster happens on April 3 (and unfortunately, there is no void of course moon either on April 1 or 3), I get Pfizer shot 1 on 3 April and shot 2 on 24 April. This puts me on course to be fully vaccinated on May 8, opening the door for me to be forced back to boasting sessions and field circus.

Of course, the waiting time is not for nothing. They feel it's their duty to make me throw away everything that means anything--plants, German books, music and videos, quality items I got since leaving that cancer of a religion, silver, and whatever they don't want me to have or think they can use it. And that mandatory bible--carrying one around at all times (and they will use checkups to make sure I actually have it), and one in Hebrew (that is the only foul language I acknowledge). And under the pretense that my baptism is a binding contract to serve that beady-eyed monster thing forever.

And you wonder why I wanted more coronavirus? And no, $5 gas will not stop them--and neither will $500 gas.

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Where will the war in Ukraine lead to?

by Kosonen in

jw
friends

there has been comments in the news recently that the war in ukraine could be the beginning to the world war three.. i would not be surprised if it is.

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the bible says a time will come when the peace will be taken from the earth.. revelation 6:4 another came out, a fiery-colored horse, and it was granted to the one seated on it to take peace away from the earth so that they should slaughter one another, and he was given a great sword.. have you heard what possibly this war in ukraine could lead to?.

WTWizard

Based not on that foul bible but on history and common sense, I expect us to be dragged into this war the way we were into the other world wars. We will see the draft, where the maximum age will be raised to 50--and everyone drafted will be required to take coronavirus shots (for a disease that is already gone by). We will have famine, a serious energy crisis that will make 1974 look like the Year of Plenty, and major hardships. Eventually, communism will win worldwide with zero serious resistance. RFID chips become mandatory, and we will all be just like the greys.

I do not, however, expect the whole world to be destroyed by nuclear war. That is, for the reptilians, the last resort (before blowing up the whole planet) if the leaders do not capitulate to communism, which they already are. Anyone not wanting communism will be sent to the gulags, and forcibly enslaved as they were in Russia under Stalin. As such, I doubt they would want to blow up the world or use full nuclear war to destroy what they are trying to harvest.

As with the coronavirus scare, I am not as worried about the direct effects of the war itself (unless you are near the Ukraine or get drafted) as I am about the hardships, and worse the communism, that will follow.

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Watchtower says you can be Disfellowshiped for being Fat!

by Witness 007 in

watchtower 1974 p.167 "by disobediently over indulging in food and making a glutton of himself he shows no love for jehovah..in the presents of others does he ignore their needs and selfishly take more then his fair share?

is he grossly overweight gorging himself?

does he feel uncomfortable even getting sick...this person has no place in the congregation of god...they will not inherit gods kingdom.".

WTWizard

And what about the jokehovian lifestyle? They get very limited exercise, driving from call to call. They also get quite little sleep, lending to bad metabolism. They are exposed to more dry cleaning chemicals, again ruining their metabolism. They are not allowed to do any fitness training, and just about every workout is linked either to yoga (banned) or martial arts (also banned). And they eat that fast, good-tasting poison found at McDonald's all the time--which will lead you to being fat.

So they blame the victim when they are fat because of pious-sneering or because they cannot afford decent food? And what is defined as "fat"? I can remember the old weight charts were updated in 1983, to reflect that people were getting fatter (and not necessarily from eating more, but from eating lousy foods and drinking too much high fructose corn syrup sodas). These charts were updated again, so they get that meaningless BMI (which complicates a simple equation).

Not to mention, too much dieting actually ruins your metabolism, especially if you lack key vitamins and minerals?