Posts by mtsgrad

I have been mentally stimulated many times by reading exciting threads. My only problem is words are sometimes not enough.

I want a woman from this board to marry me. No time wasters please.

A slightly desperate mtsgrad

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JW kids are offically the brightest

by mtsgrad in

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"jehovah's witnesses have the lowest retention rate of any religious tradition.

only 37% of all those who say they were raised as jehovah's witnesses still identify themselves as jehovah's witnesses.".

http://pewresearch.org/pubs/743/united-states-religion.

"Jehovah's Witnesses have the lowest retention rate of any religious tradition. Only 37% of all those who say they were raised as Jehovah's Witnesses still identify themselves as Jehovah's Witnesses."

http://pewresearch.org/pubs/743/united-states-religion

More witness kids leave their faith than any other!

mtsgrad

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I'm sad

by Newborn in

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hi all, it's been a while, for most part i'm happy but.

i finally had to send a "i don't want to be a jw anylonger" to the elders, since they were very anxious to talk to me, which i've refused so now my only sister who's still a jw with husband at bethel, told me she won't call or see me anymore.

i've been crying all day.

mtsgrad

Hi

I am sorry you are feeling this way. I have been disowned by my family, witnesses, friends and my wife. I know if I had a pet it would leave me too. Many "friends" on this board have helped me on all sorts of levels. Keeping posting as often as you can. It helped me and may help you too.

xxxxxxxxxx

mtsgrad

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Well it made me laugh

by mtsgrad in

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once i saw this guy on a bridge about to jump.

" he said, "nobody loves me.

" i said, "god loves you.

mtsgrad

Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me." I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?"

He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?" He said, "A Christian." I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me, too! What franchise?" He said, "Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?" He said, "Northern Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?"

He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region." I said, "Me, too!"

Northern Conservative†Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912." I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.

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