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  The AntiChrist has gone Elsewhere !!!

  by Elsewhere in

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  me all dressed up today at work as an antichrist.

  (notice the bar-code on my forhead) .

  1 john 2:18-19 .

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  What the Watchtower does:

  by FiveShadows in

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  (taking from the comic books "johnny the homocidal maniac") poor jw's... .

  here's devi: .

  i'm sorry i just couldn't help but think of the watchtower when i saw these.

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  FiveShadows

  More! Here's Devi:

  I'm sorry i just couldn't help but think of the watchtower when i saw these. I use to read this stuff allllll the time and i stumbled upon some and couldn't help but think of them. Let me know if these came out ~FS

  Comics by Jhonen Vasquez

  Edited by - fiveshadows on 4 November 2002 15:41:21
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  The AntiChrist has gone Elsewhere !!!

  by Elsewhere in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  me all dressed up today at work as an antichrist.

  (notice the bar-code on my forhead) .

  1 john 2:18-19 .

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  FiveShadows

  hahaha was his name by any chance Henschel? j/k ~FS
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  The AntiChrist has gone Elsewhere !!!

  by Elsewhere in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  me all dressed up today at work as an antichrist.

  (notice the bar-code on my forhead) .

  1 john 2:18-19 .

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  FiveShadows

  dude!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE BEEN LIKE SO searching for the EMAIL address of the anti-christ! ...tehe ...i'm not kidding either.

  ~FS

  p.s. does anyone know...i wanna talk to him! (i doubt anyone does)

  Edited by - fiveshadows on 31 October 2002 22:6:32
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  Halloween is anniversary of death of C. T. Russel

  by stichione in

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  on this day 86 years ago in 1916, charles taze russel passed away.

  i find it kind of ironic and creepy that the anniversay of his death is on halloween.

  thoughts anyone?

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  FiveShadows

  to take a quote from a great movie:

  "Pity? ... Many who live deserve death, and some who die
  deserve life. Can you give it to them? Do not
  be too eager to deal out death in judgment.
  Even the very wise cannot see all ends, " ~ Gandalf "Lord of the Rings"

  ~FS
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  A tale of three JW sisters

  by TD in

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  one morning three jw "sisters" went out in "mid-week field service" together.

  the oldest of the three sisters was a spinster in here late 60s who bore a remarkable resemblance both in her dress and attitude to comedian dana carveys "church lady" impersonation.

  as a "pioneer" who was already in the "truth" at a time when most of todays elders were either not yet born, or still in diapers, she was respected in her congregation in a grudging sort of way.

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  FiveShadows

  That's FUNNY! because the word "minister" means: "To attend to the wants and needs of others: i.e. Volunteers ministered to the homeless after the flood"

  Jw's obviously don't understand what Jah-Eshua mean't when he said "I came not to be ministered to but to minister"

  Which would make Jah-Eshua out to be a prideful person to say that he came not to be preached to but to preach don't you think?

  Or does it make logical sense that He (being the Son of God) humbled himself so much that he came not to be served but to serve others?

  Very good story ...and the similarities to the illustration in the bible is quite accurate. I'm sure the sister was blessed for her 'good samaritan' deed, not by the watchtower bible tract society, but rather Jah-Eshua and Jah. Once again proving that Watchtower bible tract society is not an organization appointed by God. ~ FS
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  Where would you get married?

  by Pleasuredome in

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  the thought of getting married at the kh was very depressing.

  i always thought what a bore it would be, i mean afterall its a very special day in your life why do it at such a boring place?

  i always thought about going to an exotic location for mine.. what about you?

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  joannadandy

  Thanks girl....i appreciate your comment however i am a good for nothing servent, i need to learn how to push my desires aside, ALLLLLLLLLL of them (selfish ones anyway)

  Michelle, Amish really said that? Who was he speaking in regards? I cannot assume.

  ~FS

  Edited by - fiveshadows on 29 October 2002 23:32:5
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  Where would you get married?

  by Pleasuredome in

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  the thought of getting married at the kh was very depressing.

  i always thought what a bore it would be, i mean afterall its a very special day in your life why do it at such a boring place?

  i always thought about going to an exotic location for mine.. what about you?

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  FiveShadows

  i'm a simple guy...I don't want a big wedding...honestly i don't believe saying "i do" gets you in marriage. I believe it's the actual intercourse part that makes you "one flesh." (that's why virgins were so blessed back in the days of moses because they had freedom and sitll had their virginity, making them NOT in any sort of marriage...regardless of the 'i do's.' We have only one 'priest' Jah-Eshua and approach God by means of HIM ONLY. This is how i would have the wedding if i was given permission. 1) she proposes to me. Because i have no idea when she'll be ready. It doesn't have to be public...private is fine with me. 2) on the night set for the 'wedding' we would strip naked...hold eachother's hands face East say a prayer to God begging for forgiveness asking for mercy love and approval, and afterwards we would make love (marriage) go get it legalized the next day at court, and the next day setup a small ceremony, invite my friends and hers...eat and drink ...and just be appreciative of what Jah-Eshua and Jah have done for us. Then take off to whereever she wanted to spend the next month or couple of weeks for vacation. LOL i doubt anyone would do that with me, so i'll have to just go through with the wedding. Can't blame me for having my own desire. ~FS

  Edited by - fiveshadows on 28 October 2002 19:33:8
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  "Eye-Q"

  by FiveShadows in

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  has anyone ever tried that "eye-q" thing on tv?

  that helps you retain things better when you read and faster?

  i'm thinking about getting it...let me know.

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  FiveShadows

  has anyone ever tried that "Eye-Q" thing on tv? that helps you retain things better when you read and faster? I'm thinking about getting it...let me know. ~FS
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  kenpodragon

  by FiveShadows in

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  i don't know much about you but iw as wondering have you ever thought abotu writting a book of some sort?

  you seem to have good structure in your words.

  i'm not talking about a bible thing..but just a book...i'd buy it.

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  write about aliens coming to take over the planet to enslave the human race into cages as they rule as the rulers of the supreme universe (as oppose to infeiror one) and the bi sexuality of david bowie! ...just a thought to spring in your midn tow rite about. ~FS