Don't laugh. It worked for the High Priest whenever a barren woman would come to him for a special "blessing" to have a child. He would have a ceremony with her and convey the blessing, and she would be with child in due time. Read between the lines of the Bible once in a while.
kurtbethel
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Pastor Having Sex With A Woman While Praying For Her To Get Pregnant.
by Most Noble inlink removed.. edit by jgnat.
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A fun ridiculous JW story
by ilikecheese inso i work with a jw.
around christmastime, everyone was leaving little presents for everyone else.
at least, they were doing that for the people they liked and ignoring the quiet ones; all offices are just like high school!
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kurtbethel
That is ridiculous, a JW making JWs look like cultish loonies.
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FLDS preparing for the "end of times"
by Anony Mous inwhich they believe will be here before 2013. authorities are concerned that jeff warren is planning "something dire" from his prison cell.. flds stores have shut down, believers do not want to talk to reporters.. http://www.ksl.com/?nid=148&sid=23541460.
where have we seen that before?
anyone want to speculate on when the wtbts is going to plan something similar?.
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kurtbethel
Nothing like showing up late for the party.
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Ohio Pastor Puts Bed and Stripper Pole Next to Pulpit to Talk Sex
by Most Noble inohio pastor puts bed and stripper pole next to pulpit to talk sex.
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read more at http://www.christianpost.com/news/ohio-pastor-puts-stripper-pole-next-to-pulpit-to-talk-sex-72432/#3zmcs2clz9rdpwtt.99 .
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kurtbethel
If he was realistic about it, he would put a sink full of dirty dishes next to the pulpit and have a guy wash them. That would rock some women's world more than a stripper pole.
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Be Careful With Color Printers (Security Codes)
by metatron inbe careful with color printers, if you're planning anything naughty or illegal.
most contain secret codes that identify your laser printer.. .
https://www.eff.org/pages/list-printers-which-do-or-do-not-display-tracking-dots.
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kurtbethel
That's why I make my $20s at Kinkos and pay cash for them.
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Tractazine or Minizine ... What do you call them now?
by Billy the Ex-Bethelite init looks like data-dog has issued his vote for tractazine as the moniker for the new half-sized wt magazines.. i had also proposed minizine as a descriptive name.. or course ragazine, half-asleep!, and half-botchtower are appropriate.. any other votes or suggestions?.
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kurtbethel
Tractazine, Minizine, flyer, whatever you call it, you can only wrap half of the fish you used to.
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Can Christendom be both Babylon the Great and the "net" gathering people for God's Kingdom???
by Kosonen inthe greatest man-book (wt-org.
) on chaper 43 defines what the net symbolizes, when jesus said:47 again, the kingdom of heaven is like unto a net, that was cast into the sea, and gathered of every kind:48 which, when it was filled, they drew up on the beach; and they sat down, and gathered the good into vessels, but the bad they cast away.
(matthew 13:47,48) the explanation in the litterature of wt-org is that the net represents all organizations claiming to christian.
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kurtbethel
Christendom can be anything that the latest serving of spiritual food says it is.
Later, if they say they didn't say what they said, then they never said it.
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People who will never hear the WT message
by jgnat inyou are all familiar with the heartwarming images of people from all lands joining in a "great crowd" marching in to the promised land.
it occurred to me with more than nine countries and 1.6 billion people who are not recorded in the yearbook, that a great number of ethnic groups will not be represented.
china.
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kurtbethel
You mean tens of millions of Christendomites spreading false religion.
I didn't say that.
I don't know them, and don't know their heart and relationship with Creator, so saying something like that about people I don't know anything about would be slanderous.
A slanderer is practicing false religion.
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People who will never hear the WT message
by jgnat inyou are all familiar with the heartwarming images of people from all lands joining in a "great crowd" marching in to the promised land.
it occurred to me with more than nine countries and 1.6 billion people who are not recorded in the yearbook, that a great number of ethnic groups will not be represented.
china.
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kurtbethel
There are tens of millions of Christians in China. If there are no or only a few JWs there, they can not be said to be the only ones preaching the gospel to all the nations without sounding dishonest or ignorant.
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Have anyone seen Noah,s Ark, starting Jon Voight / Mary Steenburgen?
by jam insupposedly a drama.
it was one of the funniest story.
about the ark.. funny line by noah,s wife, who is going to clean up all.
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kurtbethel
That was about 12 years ago. It was a bit funny, and I noticed it was a bit of a mashup with the Lot story in Sodom to get the effect of the people being so wicked. It was lite fare, and quite forgettable.