just a few small oatmeal raisin cookies, made at the store bakery, and coffee
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What are you eating right now?
by Crumpet in(oh yes the market has not yet been cornered on fluffy inanities and i can compete with the best!).
i am having breakfast at my desk of blueberries, greek set natural yeo valley yoghurt hazelnuts and whole grain flakes.
i feel so virtuous....
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marriage and family in the "new system"
by luffy inmy ex came back from the convention and the subject came up of familiy, marriage etc...i asked, how they believe marriage family etc will stand in "paradise"...do they believe earthly marriages will still be valid and mates will still be together, or is that annuled!!
!..also, whether families now will once again be families then..he didnt seem to be sure.. just out of interest, could anybody shed some light on the witness beliefs on this?.
thanks.
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eclipse
Teens were encouraged to pioneer and not marry - there would be plenty of time to marry in the new system - and a world full of JW's to choose from - only JW's to choose from, in fact.
That's what I was taught as well. That is why so many are waiting to have children. Some childless JW couples look down on married couples having children now in the old system, at least they did back when I was a JW in the 90's.
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Intelligence of Witness Material
by choosing life inwhen i started attending the meetings, i was in college.
i would use any excuse i could to get out of the watchtower study.
i couldn't believe they wanted me to read the article at home and underline the answers and then i had to sit and listen to them read it aloud again and give the same exact answers they underlined in the magazine.
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Lore, I think I tore abdominal muscles reading your post!
OMFG...Funny $h*t is right!!!
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June 12th is tomorrow, are you ready for armageddon?
by dawg inisn't tomorrow armageddon?
i think i'll sleep late just in case... an elder called my friends house and said that armageddon was almost certain to come this year; an urban myth stated that it would be tomorrow.
i guess i'll wait to make that car payment.
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hmm, lol, I was gonna post that earlier....you know she did...if she even is a publisher...
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..Creative Insults..
by OUTLAW inevery once in awhile people will get choked with each other and name call..usually it`s not that creative..sh*thead..assh*le..ect..then there`s my favorites like hillary_step..that guy can insult an idiot and it`s unlikely the person will ever get it..lol!
!..that always cracks me up..lol!
!.....what i`m looking for is creative insults!
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I know someone like that.....
everytime they say something mean, just poke yourself in the eye...and if they ask you,
''why do you do that?'',
just reply,
''you jab me with your thoughtless words,
so I thought I would jab myself for everytime you have jabbed me, so that you can see how many times you make thoughtless mean comments.''.
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..Creative Insults..
by OUTLAW inevery once in awhile people will get choked with each other and name call..usually it`s not that creative..sh*thead..assh*le..ect..then there`s my favorites like hillary_step..that guy can insult an idiot and it`s unlikely the person will ever get it..lol!
!..that always cracks me up..lol!
!.....what i`m looking for is creative insults!
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eclipse
Trip on thy sword thou unmuzzled, sheep-biting, miscreant!
great site, hilarious: http://petelevin.com/shakespeare.htm
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June 12th is tomorrow, are you ready for armageddon?
by dawg inisn't tomorrow armageddon?
i think i'll sleep late just in case... an elder called my friends house and said that armageddon was almost certain to come this year; an urban myth stated that it would be tomorrow.
i guess i'll wait to make that car payment.
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Tell me your story? Why did you change your mind?
ARIANA, WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?
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June 12th is tomorrow, are you ready for armageddon?
by dawg inisn't tomorrow armageddon?
i think i'll sleep late just in case... an elder called my friends house and said that armageddon was almost certain to come this year; an urban myth stated that it would be tomorrow.
i guess i'll wait to make that car payment.
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eclipse
well guess what, im in New York City
uh, we kinda figured that...since it says that, right there, under your name...
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June 12th is tomorrow, are you ready for armageddon?
by dawg inisn't tomorrow armageddon?
i think i'll sleep late just in case... an elder called my friends house and said that armageddon was almost certain to come this year; an urban myth stated that it would be tomorrow.
i guess i'll wait to make that car payment.
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eclipse
Ariana, it helps if you at least type the person's name that you are refering to,
so that we all know what you are talking about, and who you are talking to.
your posts sound like you are having a one way conversation with yourself.
(kinda like praying...)
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June 12th is tomorrow, are you ready for armageddon?
by dawg inisn't tomorrow armageddon?
i think i'll sleep late just in case... an elder called my friends house and said that armageddon was almost certain to come this year; an urban myth stated that it would be tomorrow.
i guess i'll wait to make that car payment.
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eclipse
http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/9/135798/1.ashx
read up on how you know it's a cult.
as for remembering our words(???)..
if the JW's are right...then I have a bridge in London you can buy...for you, Ariana, I'll give you a discount, only 6.7 million dollars.