Every once in awhile people will get choked with each other and name call..Usually it`s not that creative..Sh*tHead..AssH*le..ect..Then there`s my favorites like hillary_step..That guy can insult an idiot and it`s unlikely the person will ever get it..LOL!!..That always cracks me up..LOL!!.....What I`m looking for is Creative Insults!!.....I`ll give you an idea of what I`m looking for....."European Wiener!!".....Not an insult on the surface..But..Write it out phoneticly..LOL!!..Now..Be creative..It dosen`t have to be cryptic,like my insult...OUTLAW
..Creative Insults..
by OUTLAW 35 Replies latest jw friends
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..Or..Something like this.."I`m gonna hit you so hard,your grandma`s gonna have a black eye"..LOL!!..A Creative Insult...OUTLAW
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eclipse
"Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today" - Anon.
"Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing" - Anon.
"He doesn't know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words"
- Anon."I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works"- Anon.
"I don't think you are a fool, but what's my opinion compared to that of thousands of others"- Anon.
I thought these were funny.
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eclipse
If I was in a room with you and two werewolves, and I had a gun with two silver bullets, I'd shoot you... twice.
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betterdaze
You're so ugly your face could stop a clock.
You're so low you need a ladder to scratch a snake's belly.
You're like a fart in a windstorm.
You lie like a rug.
~Sue's Dad -
compound complex
"Cease moving the mandible" - "Shut up."
"I fail to observe that it is any of your concern." - "Mind your own business."
"When I look at you time stands still." - "Your face would stop a clock."
"You have a very pretty face." - "However, ...."
CoCo
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SirNose586
"You've got a face made for radio."
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Kudra
"a$$hole!"
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SeymourButts
If brains were gasoline, you wouldn't have enough to drive a piss-ants motorcycle around the inside of a Cheerio!
If we put your brain on the edge of a razor-blade, it would look like a pea rolling down a 4-lane highway!
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Vernon Williams
"Dolt" and "Twit" are my favorites: people, usually, do not know what they mean....funny....
V