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  How many Christmas yard ornaments is too many I ask? (New Pictures)

  by erynw in

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  there is a house in my neighborhood that has to hold the record for christmas decorations in their yard.

  the neighborhood i live in has one road in and out so we can't avoid this eyesore.. i swear, they have every inflatable, plastic, lit up, wire formed, animated yard decoration that has ever been manufactured.

  it looks like k-mart threw up in their yard.. they have enough lights on the house, bushes, trees, eaves, roof, fence to signal the mothership into a safe landing from any galaxy in the universe.

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  What blows me away is the green grass.

  Yeah, one of the joys of living in the South. We do get snow once in a while.

  Oh, and many thanks to eclipse for taking the pictures.
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  I'm such a dork!

  by bikerchic in

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  okay pile on...... i' know i'm going to get laughed at with this one!.

  ever have one of those times where your brain just doesn't kick in?

  me, i sitting here wondering why i've made out a check to better homes and gardens magazine for a subscription when i have not one but two good housekeeping magazines coming to my house one in my name and one in hubbies name.

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  I do computer repair as a side business. I got a call at 7 am on a Sunday from a frantic customer who couldn't print with her new printer. She had 2 others look at it and had no idea what was wrong, she needed to print, it was an emergency.

  So, I haul my sleepy, hungover butt out of bed, drive 20 miles to her house, look at her new computer, open the lid on the computer, see no printer cartridges, insert missing printer cartridges, hand customer invoice for $75 and drive my now angry butt back to bed.

  You are not alone bikerchic!
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  Add your own biblical commandment

  by JH in

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  thou shall not turn around and look at the rear end of someone walking by you .

  ok, now you know i'm nuts...lol.

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  Hallucinations 5:23

  Thou shall not ask for seconds when the emblems are passed around at the memorial.
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  santa's elves

  by Hortensia in

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  i've been trying to remember the names of santa's elves - the reindeer are easy.

  all i've got is grouchy, grumpy, growly, grody and grotty.

  somehow that doesn't sound right.

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  I thought their names were Simon (who is called Peter), Andrew, James, John, Philip, Bartholomew, Thomas, Matthew, James, Thaddaeus, Simon and Judas Iscariot.
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  How many Christmas yard ornaments is too many I ask? (New Pictures)

  by erynw in

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  2. friends

  there is a house in my neighborhood that has to hold the record for christmas decorations in their yard.

  the neighborhood i live in has one road in and out so we can't avoid this eyesore.. i swear, they have every inflatable, plastic, lit up, wire formed, animated yard decoration that has ever been manufactured.

  it looks like k-mart threw up in their yard.. they have enough lights on the house, bushes, trees, eaves, roof, fence to signal the mothership into a safe landing from any galaxy in the universe.

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  How many Christmas yard ornaments is too many I ask? (New Pictures)

  by erynw in

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  2. friends

  there is a house in my neighborhood that has to hold the record for christmas decorations in their yard.

  the neighborhood i live in has one road in and out so we can't avoid this eyesore.. i swear, they have every inflatable, plastic, lit up, wire formed, animated yard decoration that has ever been manufactured.

  it looks like k-mart threw up in their yard.. they have enough lights on the house, bushes, trees, eaves, roof, fence to signal the mothership into a safe landing from any galaxy in the universe.

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  There is a house in my neighborhood that has to hold the record for christmas decorations in their yard. The neighborhood I live in has one road in and out so we can't avoid this eyesore.

  I swear, they have every inflatable, plastic, lit up, wire formed, animated yard decoration that has ever been manufactured. It looks like K-Mart threw up in their yard.

  They have enough lights on the house, bushes, trees, eaves, roof, fence to signal the mothership into a safe landing from any galaxy in the universe. The glow from their house rivals the light beam coming from the pyramid in Las Vegas, except the glow more resembles the afterglow of a nuclear blast than a beam shooting into space.

  There is a slide show, with music, projecting onto their garage. Since we live in Hooterville, it's the closest thing we have to a drive-in theater so our Saturday nights aren't so boring.

  And, the theme, if you can call it a theme, seems to be something of a hybrid between ultra religious reverence to the miracle of the virgin birth and the miracle of 1960's children's christmas TV specials. Everyone is present and accounted for, frosty, rudolph, the grinch, the chipmunks, that little elf that wanted to be a dentist, little tiny baby jesus, mary, and joseph, the wise men, candy canes, some camels, a donkey, and a polar bear wearing a santa hat.

  About all that is missing, that I can see, is the guy who was always yelling at Alvin the chipmunk.

  I think I'll go find my plastic santa head and stick on the front door and call it done.
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  Real Proof that Zeus exists!

  by B_Deserter in

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  i am sick and tired of everyone calling the ancient tales of the great gods "myths.

  " what a ridiculous notion!

  this world is so complex that it had to have been the result of the great blackbird, nyx.

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  Your actual mileage may vary, deity may not be exactly as described or even exist, actions may be misrepresented, misattributed or lied about, obfuscating poetic language may be used in descriptions, words such as 'anything', 'proof', 'know', 'true' may be misused/redefined.
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  If you like internet radio you will really like this site.

  by blueviceroy in

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  http://luckysevenradio.com .

  it's got one for you maybe it has two.

  i hope you like it as much as i do..

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  I agree. One of my favorite songs is Pie Jesu. Uber christian lyrics in english, but so beautiful in Latin.
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  Why do bible thumpers have to immagine a God who test.

  by jaguarbass in

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  i get this daily email from a bible thumping friend of mine this was part of todays topic.. sometimes we wonder, "why do we have to go through these trials & breakings, lord?

  " well, there are some things the lord can't reveal to you in advance because you're not yet ready.

  he's got to let you go through some testings without your even knowing what the future holds, to see if you can take it, to see how loyal you are, to see how strong you are, to see how faithful you are, to see if you will be willing to do whatever he asks!

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  What a crock of crap. Yeah, I always test those I love to make sure they still love me. How else would I know for sure?

  It makes for such a wonderful relationship, keeps them on their toes.

  Spontaneous ass kissing after they have proven themselves worthy of my love has always been the most sincere form of respect that I could ask from my mate.
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  If you like internet radio you will really like this site.

  by blueviceroy in

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  http://luckysevenradio.com .

  it's got one for you maybe it has two.

  i hope you like it as much as i do..

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  Nice!