Add your own biblical commandment

by JH 15 Replies latest jw friends

  • JH
    JH

    Thou shall not turn around and look at the rear end of someone walking by you

    OK, now you know I'm nuts...lol

  • Mastodon
    Mastodon

    - Thou shall not stick old broomsticks up your's or anyone else's rear.

    - Thou shall keep thy religion to thyself.

  • Frequent_Fader_Miles
    Frequent_Fader_Miles

    Thou shalt only have a profession applicable useful in the New System (Lucifer 6:66)

  • momzcrazy
    momzcrazy

    Thou shalt not spill the Crown Royal.

    Thou shalt not ask any woman, "When are you due?".

    momz

  • Abandoned
    Abandoned

    If thou dost lookest at nearby rear, thou musn't rate nearby rear for shape and overall attractiveness.

  • Trygon
    Trygon

    Thou shalt not create cults in God's name under false profits

  • 5go
    5go

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoN6XfyQsr4

    What this guy say every last word of it.

  • nomoreguilt
    nomoreguilt

    Thou shalt not look on the internet.................

  • zanex
    zanex

    Thou shalt not spread butter over the presiding overseers car in a fit of anger over being DF'd....(not that I know anyone who has done such a thing ) wait..this sounds less like a biblical commandment and more like a recipe for a carrot top routine...sheesh..I am tired...almost done work now....

  • ldrnomo
    ldrnomo

    Thou shalt not have sexual relations in any way that the Watch Tower Bible and Tract Society says is not appropriate

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