That's purty! Real or simulated tree?
RisingEagle
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Mysterious' xmas!
by Mysterious inmy boyfriend and i actually got a tree this year.
decorated it with blue/purple/silver ball oraments, blue snowflake led lights, white mini lights, tinsel, a blue/silver tinsel garland, purple ribbon, purple tree skirt.
i was so excited to actually get a tree this year and decorate it like a family.
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SUBLIMINAL PERSUASION
by Mary ina-k jeff asked me to post this as he's run his limit on his postings for the day.....so i'm doing it for a $500.00 fee .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eua4q5aog74.
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RisingEagle
Is there a people on Earth more conducive to quiet, obedient, respectable suffering as a part of their culture than others? Which people are ripe for such a system of governance?
The Japanese?
Very interesting vid Mary, er Jeff, Maff.
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Excitement central at the homestead today
by RisingEagle ini had the wee bairn stay home from school with me today.
we have the plague (cold/flu/ebola).
right at noon i hear the my dogs in the backyard go off.
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RisingEagle
I had the wee bairn stay home from school with me today. We have the plague (cold/flu/ebola). Right at noon I hear the my dogs in the backyard go off. Not just cat or squirrel to close to their territory barking, real 'come any closer and I'll cujo your a..' barking. So I go out the front door and there is every black and white in the world (almost) along with unmarked police cars and two canine units doing a search two houses down. Thinking that the dogs should be calmed down I walked to the back and in the yard next door are no less than three plain clothes detectives, guns drawn. The fences in my neighborhood are all 4 foot chain link so they see me right away. I announced my presence and they start asking about the tool shed in my back yard. They want to know if it locks and I tell them it does not (anybody need a lawnmower?) and they are welcome to search it. I take the three dogs inside and I notice the hair on their backs is standing straight up.
So here come the three detectives and they go through the back and do the as-seen-on tv take-the-door procedure, one low, one high and the other right in the middle. Nothing there except cobwebs and that lawnmower. They come back through the yard and tell me that they are looking for a felon that escaped and is still in handcuffs. The original officer had pulled the driver over on suspicion of stolen vehicle, cuffed him when his passenger jumped out of the car and fired at him/them. The officer(s) got off twelve rounds (don't know if he was alone or had a partner) and the driver escaped during the melee.
There were black and whites zipping up and down the street all afternoon. On the way back from picking up the spousal unit I see lots more cops further up the road, yellow crime scene tape on a space the size of a football field and every major news outlet doing the live at the scene thing for the five o'clock news. I watched at 10 tonight and they gave all of 15 seconds to the story because, hey, this is Oklahoma and we might have bad weather. The bad guy fired at the officer(s) and the 12 shots t(he)y returned were not deadly and the shooter is fine in the hospital. The other guy is still at large and may be still handcuffed.
The mrs had me retrieve the blunderbuss and the canon from the attic (come get my lawnmower now, will ya?) So if I go missing in the next couple of days you'll know why.
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RisingEagle
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Top Ten Signs You're a Fundamentalist Christian
by Homerovah the Almighty intop ten signs you're a fundamentalist christian.
10 - you vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours.. .
9 - you feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the biblical claim that we were created from dirt.. .
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RisingEagle
We only have sex like a Fundamental Christian right now so it's a little boring if you know what I mean
Not really, me and my fundy wife engage in oral sex every night.
Right before bed she looks at me and says, "F%$@ you!" I look at her and say, "F%$@ you too!" Then we pray for forgiveness and go to sleep.
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Top Ten Signs You're a Fundamentalist Christian
by Homerovah the Almighty intop ten signs you're a fundamentalist christian.
10 - you vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours.. .
9 - you feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the biblical claim that we were created from dirt.. .
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RisingEagle
Be sure to use a copy that has several ribbons, or at least one really strong one. You can hold the Bible by the ribbon and swing it and hit yourself with it, repeatedly. You can bible whip yourself.
Mom?
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Top Ten Signs You're a Fundamentalist Christian
by Homerovah the Almighty intop ten signs you're a fundamentalist christian.
10 - you vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours.. .
9 - you feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the biblical claim that we were created from dirt.. .
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RisingEagle
Oh man now I have to flagellate myself with a really heavy copy of the old testament for reading that. I'm beginning to think you guys are a bunch of Apostates.
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Do you still get that feeling?
by reneeisorym ini went the taco bell across the street from the convention center for lunch.
on the scrolling markee it said "jehovah's witness convention dec 8-9" .
i got this tingle and nausea feeling!..
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I work in the ghetto.
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Christmas shopping unhealthy for men.
by BrentR inmost of us guys hate shopping and now there was a study done on the psysiologic effects of shopping on men.
so ladies, when we don't want to go shopping with you don't take it personal.
it might be relaxing and enjoyable for you but it has the opposite effect on men.. http://www.cbc.ca/world/story/1998/12/22/xmasshop981222.html.
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RisingEagle
Thanks for the article Brent!
I knew the mrs. was trying to do me in, in some way. I've been checking my cuticles for years for proof of poison, now I know how she's been doing it.
***Shakes fist at Santa for being 'in on it'. It also explains why Santa's face is always red, hbp.
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Do you still get that feeling?
by reneeisorym ini went the taco bell across the street from the convention center for lunch.
on the scrolling markee it said "jehovah's witness convention dec 8-9" .
i got this tingle and nausea feeling!..
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RisingEagle
I truly know what you mean, renee. Everytime a ca or dc happens I know I can expect an unwelcome recrap when Borg member 2 of 5 (mom) comes a-visitin.
A Taco Bell on one side of the street and a jw convention on the other, there's garbage on both sides of that avenue!