there are so many young couples in the org.
locally that i have noticed do not want to have kids until the "new order".
that's so freakin annoying that i feel like going up to all of them and smacking them upside the head and lettiing them know the whole truth about the "truth".
There are so many young couples in the org. locally that I have noticed do not want to have kids until the "new order". That's so freakin annoying that I feel like going up to all of them and smacking them upside the head and lettiing them know the whole truth about the "truth". If they only knew.
Have you or did you see this type of trend going on where you live?
as i am an faker/undercover apostate, for the first time ever im actually doing something to help the local kingdumb hall build, i had guard duty on sat.
night.
so i get there and notice most of the already done new parking lot is empty except for a couple of bros conversating after a long day of holy work and some other minivan.
Yea, what I also could have done since they don't have the hell i mean hall up yet is decorate that little CO apartment in the back where the CO is actually staying. The construction bros will probably think the CO did it himsef and won't dare to tell him anything for fear of it being "new light" and that there may be nothing wrong with putting up lights according to them. At the same time the CO & wife will not even notice as the lights will be off come daylight as they will probably be in a great hurry to get to the FS meeting because of oversleeping. Pretty soon all the bros in the cong. will start following that great example and the trend will just spread like wild fire after that! haha!
as i am an faker/undercover apostate, for the first time ever im actually doing something to help the local kingdumb hall build, i had guard duty on sat.
night.
so i get there and notice most of the already done new parking lot is empty except for a couple of bros conversating after a long day of holy work and some other minivan.
lol, I probably would have been able to pull that one off had I been alone, I would have just blamed it on the Christmas spirit that surrounds us all.
as i am an faker/undercover apostate, for the first time ever im actually doing something to help the local kingdumb hall build, i had guard duty on sat.
night.
so i get there and notice most of the already done new parking lot is empty except for a couple of bros conversating after a long day of holy work and some other minivan.
As I am an faker/“undercover apostate”, for the first time ever I’m actually doing something to help the local kingdumb hall build, I had guard duty on Sat. night. So I get there and notice most of the already done new parking lot is empty except for a couple of bros conversating after a long day of holy work and some other minivan. So I go up to the pair and introduce myself, bla bla bla. Funny exchange of words was about to happen. Bro-1: “so you’re on guard duty tonight?” ME: “yep sure am, first shift 6-10” Bro-1: “ah, so you’ll be ready to tackle anyone down in case they try to come close to the material right?” ME: “nah, I won’t need to since I brought my Beretta 40 tonight, I’ll just blow their brains out if they even come close to that material” (You should have seen the look on his face after I said that.) Bro-1: “Well you don’t want to kill ***cut off by ME*** ME: “No its ok, I’ll just sacrifice them for Jehovah!” *sarcastically* “So they should be ok since they would have died for a good cause.” Bro-2: “No what you do is get a 20 that way the bullet just bounces around inside of them but they don’t end up dying just suffer.” ME: “***Laughing*** yea, I like that idea better. Hey at least they’ll be able to get a blood transfusion if they need to!” **laughing my ass off** “Sorry, (sarcastically) I just had to throw that one in” **walking off**” Bro-2 just laughed while Bro-1 looked at me with a weird empty look maybe feeling sorry he didn’t retain my name. It’s a good thing I didn’t tell my wife, she would have probably chewed me out for being such an “apostate jerk”. (As she still suspects of my apostate leanings and is super-hyper sensitive when it comes to me saying sarcastic comments to the bros that may remotely sound apostate.) Just thought I’d share that little encounter with you all, hey if I’m going to be faking j-dubism might as well make it fun!
how many of you courted as jws?
did you have chaperones?
if so, do you adhere to that rule all of the time?
Yea... we would have a chaperone he sister or brother or whatever. That never stopped us from getting to know each other a lot better behind the scenes. I'll just say we called in at least once a week. haha!
OnTheWayOut, my thoughts exactly. I will stick with the freedom I have right now, that is freedom of guilt and freedom of thought free of any WT dogma.
wishing all who celebrate a wonderful and festive day tomorrow.
djksasha is ready for a feast wearing her favorite bib.
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Happy Thanksgiving! I'm ready for my turkey and grean bean cassarole! mmmmm!
the "where's your jacket brother" thread reminded me of an incident.. i was conducting 4 bible studies two on a monday evening, one wednesday evening and one on a sunday morning.
i was working full time.. so the only first call i did was on an saturday morning for an hour (the cats ministry.
on a "shepherding call" (don't you just hate that) the elder told me i should be going out with the group on a sunday morning and do rvs on a saturday.
I agree, you probably were doing 4 times as much as he really was and had 4 more studies than he did, so his only comment was that it looked good on paper. Of course if you had the same amount but without the studies then he would have asked you about studies.
I call those elders "catch-22 elders", you're damned if you do and you're damned if you don't!
How about I DONT AT ALL!
i remember an elder walking in the hall and it was the 1st thing he said to me as he saw me dealing with the sound dept.
"where is your jacket"!!!!
nice greeting!!
lol, Outofthebox, I feel like I'm messing with everyone's head when I always wear a suit to the few meetings we attend a month.
"He doesn't even go out on field service and hardly see him at the meetings, but hey he's wearing a suit! so he must spiritual somehow!"
i remember an elder walking in the hall and it was the 1st thing he said to me as he saw me dealing with the sound dept.
"where is your jacket"!!!!
nice greeting!!
I remember as a teenager having to let this 12 year old kid borrow my jacket since he didn't have a jacket to go up and give his #2 talk, back when they were talks anyways. It was sorta funny cause my jacket fit him significantly big which made him look even younger once he got on stage.
