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  Questions From Readers Nov 15th 2009

  by dozy in

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  the latest flip-flop (allbeit a minor one.).

  the "wise instruction" (as described by the society) given is that sisters now have to wear head coverings when interpreting sign language public talks.. differs from the previous instructions that sisters didn't need to do so.. .

  w02 7/15p.27 questions from readers.

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  oompa

  oh ya....i would love some spunky sis to stand up there with a black scarf, then pull in down as a full face burka when she starts to sign....that would be a great statement..........oompa
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  thanks god for those birth pangs......my jw wifes reply

  by oompa in

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  so we are watchin new christine and there are several child birth scenes of agony......and i tell my wife to be glad she never had to go through that.....she agrees............and i say..."why the hey did god have to make that so awfully painful?".............

  she says "he did not".......i. i say "oh ya he did.".....

  she says "not originally"...... i say "and then he did!".........

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  yum meangirl!.......pm me if i need to bring the whip and cuffs.........oompa
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  Do You Use Your Cellphone At All While Driving?

  by minimus in

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  in nyc, there's a crackdown on anyone that drives while using a hand held phone.

  they say it's dangerous to have only one hand on the wheel.

  i wonder if drive thru establishments like mcdonald's and dunkin donuts will be next..

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  i mount my gps directly to the left of the rearview mirror as if the mirror is just a little wider......both are out of the way, do not block view, but are easy to glance at. my wifes car it works better mounted all the way down in the left corner...it does not block view at all as that position the view is part of the hood

  i am pretty awful with constant chatter on phone...which i do well....it is harder when i am shaving and eating a biscuit
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  thanks god for those birth pangs......my jw wifes reply

  by oompa in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  so we are watchin new christine and there are several child birth scenes of agony......and i tell my wife to be glad she never had to go through that.....she agrees............and i say..."why the hey did god have to make that so awfully painful?".............

  she says "he did not".......i. i say "oh ya he did.".....

  she says "not originally"...... i say "and then he did!".........

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  oompa

  lmao dinah....what a great reward for us after great sex!....the revenge kick

  and you are so right about me having noooo idea this thread would be like this.......but it has made me laugh a bunch.....so thanks girls........oomps
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  thanks god for those birth pangs......my jw wifes reply

  by oompa in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  so we are watchin new christine and there are several child birth scenes of agony......and i tell my wife to be glad she never had to go through that.....she agrees............and i say..."why the hey did god have to make that so awfully painful?".............

  she says "he did not".......i. i say "oh ya he did.".....

  she says "not originally"...... i say "and then he did!".........

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  oompa

  roflmao now!........i though somebody would comment about the exjw point of my conversation with my jw wife........but it is now like a chicflik thread of a conversation!!!.........not that there is anything wrong with that btw!!........you gals have it rough for sure.............but our boys live daily in a hot, cramped, sweaty environment

  not that it even compares................oompa
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  Claws, venom, sharp teeth and other defensive things.....

  by Vachi 8 He Is in

  1. watchtower
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  another thing i don't get is how all these animals have these destructive body parts, yet i'm to believe they were going to all be herbivores had a&e not sinned?

  i pose this question to my dub aunt and she goes "animals weren't eating each other before the flood but they the ones outside of the ark had to survive some kinda way so they took to eating each other.".

  now, this begs a series of questions: if the animals could survive the flood, what was the point of noah collecting all of them in the first place?

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  lol vachi.........you now have a white teeth banner/ad above your subject line!!..............hahahaha...........oomp
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  thanks god for those birth pangs......my jw wifes reply

  by oompa in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  so we are watchin new christine and there are several child birth scenes of agony......and i tell my wife to be glad she never had to go through that.....she agrees............and i say..."why the hey did god have to make that so awfully painful?".............

  she says "he did not".......i. i say "oh ya he did.".....

  she says "not originally"...... i say "and then he did!".........

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  oompa

  meangirl:Seems like women got the pretty crappy end of the deal and really if Eve was tricked and Adam knew better then what the heck????

  rotflmao!!..........now that is what i am talkin bout!....us guys orgasms and all are pain free!.....lol.......nothing changed apparently...and not that childbirth is gonna be an orgasm, but we dont have a lot of pain when shittin either!....so where was our curse when we did it on purpose as in we we were not tricked into sin....just pussywhupped?.................oompa

  oh...and if you wanna be dominated........pm me..........i aint tried that......yet
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  thanks god for those birth pangs......my jw wifes reply

  by oompa in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  so we are watchin new christine and there are several child birth scenes of agony......and i tell my wife to be glad she never had to go through that.....she agrees............and i say..."why the hey did god have to make that so awfully painful?".............

  she says "he did not".......i. i say "oh ya he did.".....

  she says "not originally"...... i say "and then he did!".........

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  lmao....no wonder you are so hot (in every way apparently) palm!........dammit........oomps
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  thanks god for those birth pangs......my jw wifes reply

  by oompa in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  so we are watchin new christine and there are several child birth scenes of agony......and i tell my wife to be glad she never had to go through that.....she agrees............and i say..."why the hey did god have to make that so awfully painful?".............

  she says "he did not".......i. i say "oh ya he did.".....

  she says "not originally"...... i say "and then he did!".........

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  amen white dove.........i told my dad recently that god MADE gays!....he had to altere their dna as it could not have just happened....or it was in there already......he admitted i could win that argument

  an omg twinkle toes!.........you poor thing...........what a family tree you branched from.....that was some dub gma..........oompa
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  bro. butts from bethel e-mail :

  by lancelink in

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  2. friends

  typical jw email message forwarded to me this afternoon :.

  do not tire out!.

  bro.

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  oompa

  holy crap lance..........i actually read all that bs......where did you get it?...........were you there?............oompa