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  Non-beleiving partners, are you getting your JW partner something for Valentine's?

  by garyneal in

  1. social
  2. family

  i figured that although my wife is busy getting herself ready for baptism, answering the pre-baptismal questions and all, i would still get her something for valentine's day.

  i wanted to give it to her at work and give her some 'bragging rights' with her female co-workers but it did not work out.

  any others like me planning to do the same for their jw partner?.

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  oompa

  what a sad ? 2 even have to ask........i must have been texting 2 much......u will waste it if she does not appreciate it.....sorry...........oompa
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  ANYBODY got ANYWHERE with the new generation light?....my dad...

  by oompa in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  made me cry after i sent it to him...he and mom are in great health....super fit....late sixties....and he finally said what i did a few years ago basically....but to hear your dad say it....the long long term superwise superfine superlogical elder...... .

  "son...i have finally decided that i will die before this system ends".

  i mean geeze....even saying "this system"......it is sooooo much a cult buzzword....where the hell do they get that anyway?

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  oompa

  wizzard....uhoh!....u just made a jw mistake...you see what you want to....there is no mention of an overlapping SECOND generation...the 1914 one just overlaps OTHER LIVING ANNOINTED!!!.....thus making it possible for this generation of 1914 to go in both directions for eternity or until there are no people or annointed............lmao......and shoot me or put me in the cold icy creek.........oompa
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  I want to be appointed as an Elder while I am still posting here, will Holy Spirit prevent me?

  by african GB Member in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  just curious.. has anyone successfully tested the 'power' of the holy spirit by being appointed even though they were not zealous jw's?.

  once i get appointed, i'd resign within a week.

  'coz i would'nt stand jc's and df'ing people..

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  oompa

  it is better to just be the accounts servant like i was....i bought my mobile home and saved my dogs leg with money from my bruddas.......

  lmao....that would have been GREAT!!!!......lets all go back and embezzleeeeee............oompa!!!!!
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  OMG i did not just have a two hour WT fight with my wife again!!!!

  by oompa in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  damm this snow!!

  !....i mean i am separated and all but this is the second snow where i wind up back home for the night (mostly non-sexual)...i mean separation does give you time for second thoughts but damm!!!!

  !.....we had a contract practically to never do this again...but she looked at me and said "so what are we going to do...what is going to happen with us".....so i went with it....and omg it was like a nightmare of every wt jw argument rolled into one!!!!!

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  oompa

  bfb.....maybe she just really really wants in my pants?....and everything must be in order of course........oompa
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  Who actually decides that a person is chosen by God to be an elder?

  by brainwashed-from-birth in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  is there an interview?

  what sort of things do they look at, or expect out of the person?

  besides being a man.

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  oompa

  it is more of a boyz club thingy...but i mainly posted to say bfb in on my profile...i to was brainwashed from birth...but nearly everyone is if they are in a tite religion....i have an uncompleted book i started writing during the meetings and everyone thought i was taking great notes....i used the word envioligionism.....your religion is mainly due to your envioroment............oompa..............and welcome!
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  OMG i did not just have a two hour WT fight with my wife again!!!!

  by oompa in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  damm this snow!!

  !....i mean i am separated and all but this is the second snow where i wind up back home for the night (mostly non-sexual)...i mean separation does give you time for second thoughts but damm!!!!

  !.....we had a contract practically to never do this again...but she looked at me and said "so what are we going to do...what is going to happen with us".....so i went with it....and omg it was like a nightmare of every wt jw argument rolled into one!!!!!

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  oompa

  awww thanks for the hugs sunspot...and ya!..what would we do without outlaws great humor!...he used to kick my ass...now he is my lover!...or loves me...which would make him my lover right?

  and mostly non-sexual is just that lmao!....i KNEW that would mess some of you up!......look....even jw chicks have needs....and separation can cause some natural longings....and some people stay together for kids, money, home, even health insurance......and some need some tlc.........oompa

  but this morning it really does look FUTILE!!!
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  my mum taught us very valuable lessons about Jehovah in her special way. Any other parents out there as psycho?

  by God Chick in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  ok before i start i know my mum was um "special" and had some, well...... bizzare training ideas.. .

  i was one of 7 kids, dad didnt help much coz he was sick, so my mum was left to run the 'ship' and she did it with an iron fist.. .

  we were never late for a meeting we sat, parents and 2 kids in one row the other 5 in row in front.

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  just holy shit god chick....soooooooooo sorry.....you are amazing.......oompa
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  For non theists : What is the conscience and does it really matter?

  by cyberjesus in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  since we dont believe in a set of moral standards based on the desires of a powerful god, on what do you base your conscience?

  "how do you define it?

  and if at the end of everything we are going to die, why does it matter to have a conscience?

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  oompa

  im kinda thinkin if it feels good....do it.............oompa
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  OMG i did not just have a two hour WT fight with my wife again!!!!

  by oompa in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  damm this snow!!

  !....i mean i am separated and all but this is the second snow where i wind up back home for the night (mostly non-sexual)...i mean separation does give you time for second thoughts but damm!!!!

  !.....we had a contract practically to never do this again...but she looked at me and said "so what are we going to do...what is going to happen with us".....so i went with it....and omg it was like a nightmare of every wt jw argument rolled into one!!!!!

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  oompa

  hahahah.....lola you need your spud scrubbed......you have NO IDEA of the drama in my life....it is worthy of jerry springer and oprah all at the same time....you really would not believe it....ask red red rose or robert7 or bonnzo...or undercover or olin moyles ghost.....face friends of mine....some of them for many many years....oompa

  and how can you be here this many years with no bio????
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  ANYBODY got ANYWHERE with the new generation light?....my dad...

  by oompa in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  made me cry after i sent it to him...he and mom are in great health....super fit....late sixties....and he finally said what i did a few years ago basically....but to hear your dad say it....the long long term superwise superfine superlogical elder...... .

  "son...i have finally decided that i will die before this system ends".

  i mean geeze....even saying "this system"......it is sooooo much a cult buzzword....where the hell do they get that anyway?

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  oompa

  "stinking rotten cult"........bless you Mary....the mother of our savior jesus h christ arent you?..............oompa

  roflmao!