Posts by NvrKssdNObutt

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why my post not accepted?
by NvrKssdNObutt in
1. watchtower
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i posted a letter from god to the gb and it wont go through ---- has this site banned god from commenting?.
NvrKssdNObutt

all this time i have been trying to post from word! me thought you wuz just ostriching me cuz i am a fat old man who likes chinese girls in their twenties.
james t
lord protector of the faith
defender of the realm
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why my post not accepted?
by NvrKssdNObutt in
1. watchtower
2. scandals
i posted a letter from god to the gb and it wont go through ---- has this site banned god from commenting?.
NvrKssdNObutt

From God
8263 Alcyone
Plesiades Constellation
Dear Governing Body
How long will you be limping upon two different opinions? I told dear Pastor Russell that I shall resurrect the men of Sodom.
Then you saw fit to claim new light and proclaim that I shall not restore them to life. I could learn to live with that because I did not really like the bastards of Sodom anyway.
Then you changed your view back to what I had told my “faithful and discreet slave” Russell. You again claimed new light and proved scripturally that I will resurrect the Sodomites.
Then you had the audacity to change back, once again, to my planning on giving them no resurrection. I am the Ancient of Days but you are making me appear to be senile. You portray me as an old fool who cannot make up his mind one way or the other pertaining to this matter. The ruse about me having to go to the privy and take a leak will not work in this case.
Please cease and desist from making me appear foolish!
Also, if you wish to join groups such as the United Nations, please be more circumspect and don’t leave such wide paper trails.
Looking at the way you have handled affairs on earth for me I think the following is appropriate: I, God, being of sound mind do hereby renounce, denounce etc etc the Watchtower Organization.
Respectfully
God, aka Heap Big Fella
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why my post not accepted?
by NvrKssdNObutt in
1. watchtower
2. scandals
i posted a letter from god to the gb and it wont go through ---- has this site banned god from commenting?.
NvrKssdNObutt

In all seriousness ---- I really do want to know what part of the letter is taboo ---- Because I am just as adept as the WTBTS of rewriting God's words for him. I will edit His letter to suit the needs of this board if only I can find out which path to follow
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why my post not accepted?
by NvrKssdNObutt in
1. watchtower
2. scandals
i posted a letter from god to the gb and it wont go through ---- has this site banned god from commenting?.
NvrKssdNObutt

hmmmmm? i guess this site wont allow me to post God's addy on Alcyone. You accept posts from jw's in good standing and posts from so-called apostates (enlightened ones who have escaped the witchtower) why you not want God's addy?
9
why my post not accepted?
by NvrKssdNObutt in
1. watchtower
2. scandals
i posted a letter from god to the gb and it wont go through ---- has this site banned god from commenting?.
NvrKssdNObutt

i posted a letter from God to the GB and it wont go through ---- has this site banned God from commenting?
Light Bulb
by NvrKssdNObutt in
1. social
2. humour
how many bethelites does it take to change a light bulb?.

none.

they never change bulbs ---- they just throw away the lamp and get a new light.
NvrKssdNObutt

How many bethelites does it take to change a light bulb?
NONE
They never change bulbs ---- they just throw away the lamp and get a new light
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working for JW's
by arker in
1. jw
2. experiences
as a jw i mainly worked for brothers.

a lot seem to be in the construction industry.

probably because they are uneducated, because anyone who does work construction (like me) is stuck in it.
NvrKssdNObutt

Garland B was an elder who worked at a manufacturing firm. Bill S, a lowly publisher, worked for the same company (in a different department)
The only time their paths would meet was at the break room. Garland had the audacity to order Bill to clean up if Bill left something on the table when he went back to work. Garland hounded Bill so much for every little nit picking thing that Bill quit the "truth" What a favor "Lord" Garland actually did for Bill by being a hounding, no-account bastard!
Garland hounded me also but I was so convinced I was "in the truth" I stayed on and on and on knowing that something was wrong with such an organization but continuing to "wait on Jehovah" to deal with the matter. I look back and think "how could I have been such an idiot for so long?"
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Ahhhh yes ... those wonderful "quick-builds"
by Frequent_Fader_Miles in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
just reminiscing a little on all the "quick-build" assignments i supported in the past.

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what was your "quick-build" experience?.
NvrKssdNObutt

When they did the quickbuild in Siloam Springs Arkansas in the late 1980's I was a member of that cong and in the building trades myself. When I saw what shoddy work they were doing on the roof I tried to point out to them what a mess they were actually making. They didn't care so I said no more.
When they held the open house one local "worldly" builder came. I noticed him sighting down a long wall. I grinned and said 'pretty crooked isnt it' and he smiled, shook his head and rolled his eyes.
I really prefer to go a little slower and do a better job.
I think the quickbuilds allow "little" men to get out of their home responsibilites and be "big" men in other places.
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Jehovah`s Witness`s are Dispensable..
by OUTLAW in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
i`m typing with one hand,i hit the wrong key..sorry guys..i`ll start again.......my answer on another thread made me think of this:.....the history of the wbt$ and the jehovah`s witness`s is:"the wbt$ believes,the jehovah`s witness`s are dispensable..and..the wbt$ can always get more!

".....your opinions please,"jwd"...outlaw
NvrKssdNObutt

I am an indispensable person but as soon as my former cong gets my scathing letter of denunciation i will become disposabe to them
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Elders reading coasters postings for judical reasons
by coaster in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
elders, please know my many dificulties for the past 16 years and the emotional toll it has taken on me.

i found this site at my doctors doctors direction as a place to learn and vent frustrations built up in me for years, and i am sorry some of the language was bad as the word chioce.

a two week inense manic high here with way more freedeom to spead just go me going.
NvrKssdNObutt

eclipse's comment broutht this to my mind
The holy spirit guides the wt as to who shall be appointed to the servant body
I was appointed twice
one of those times i was engaging in an endeavor that was not acceptable to the society but i went ahead and accepted the appointment
now, did the holy spirit make a mistake or was it so vital that the servant body had my expert help that my sins were overlooked?